i want to go dress shopping but it is too hot i can’t believe how hot it is why isn’t there an ocean outside my window? i have been a big space cadet since the zoloft withdrawing even more than before, but at least i get mini body buzzes out of it a free high is the best high.
pitt came into town yesterday and talked about how famous he is and how jealous everybody is of him and we drunk-dialed some people.
i think i’m gonna go back to black hair but only once summer is over.
i need to know how many people would come out to my dodgeball party, would more be likely to come if it were before september or after? i’m thinking it should be on the island and the less athletic of the bunch can run the FACE PAINTING BLANKET. afterwards there will be a bar gathering. so yeh i wanna know how many will come for the dodgeball part so i can make a list and make teams like the lesbian coach i’ve always dreamt to be.
you can seriously shut up if you disagree with me on this one. i have had a crush on thora since monkey trouble, as well as now and then and i can’t go to jail for it cos bitch is a year older than i am, plus 20 days on top of that. i like how in now and then she stuffed her bra with water balloons or balloons filled with pudding but REALLY it’s cos she had huge cans for her age so they made her character stuff. also her being the skinny little twig she is she was like the last person you’d think to have cannons the size of my head so it was like wicked score thora, thanks!
another cool thing about her is how she can get super fat and then skinny like a second later and still be super fucking rad. like in american beauty mena suvari was suppose to steal her thunder sexily-wise but then that creepy hot guy next door was only interested in thora and then thora was all mean to mena cos mena was a big lying whore with an even massiver forehead than thora so in that way mena DID steal some thunder but it was only because she has some weird moles on her chest and her forehead can pick up satellite feeds from outerspace…
where was i?
oh yeah, thora is just straight-up intimidating-like cool like you are afraid to say the wrong era of music you are referencing around her cos she would just shake her head and then you have to go to the bathroom and say IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT and masturbate like you are putting a fire out while crying and cutting yourself huh? just me?
and then i come back all post-cum crazy angry like how you aren’t suppose to talk to a guy for fifteen minutes after he ejaculates until his balls fill up with his love juice cos he is crazy pissy/moody/irritable, so yeah that’s me coming out to thora and being all WHAT!? and then she likes me again and we hold hands.
anyway, other than all that coolness obsession-like hype, if you were deaf and dumb you could still have a hard-on for her cos like, LOOK. AT. HER.
Hey Raymi, I started peeking at your blog around december ish’05 .. I’ve enjoyed reading your blog almost on a daily basis since I was hooked after reading some post about you picking your nose and how you couldn’t stop..lol…anyways … I hadn’t really read many blogs until I found you and here I am addicted to the blogosphere fo-eva!!!!and now I enjoy writing my own blog since March and it has become a bigtime creative outlet for me. I have also met some really cool people through my blog and I have even gotten some of my friends involved too. You were my inspiration though and I wanted to thank you and I look forward to reading your blog next week and the week after. ….Wow WANT SOME XTRA CHEESe ON THAT! I love you you are awesome! I’m not really trying to make a point just I just wanted to tell you how much entertainment I have had from reading your writing on Raymitheminx. I have recently started going into your old archives and reading back from 2000.. I know that I don’t know you and that when someone reads your blog they dont know ALL of Lauren herself by any means, but I love how you just put yourself out there and I feel like your my pal in some weird kind of way… i wish you all the best sincerely, Lindsay, fellow blogger from the west coast:)xo
i can’t believe people give a shit so much about lance bass being gay they’re acting as if there was cheesecake at the weight watcher’s party FUCK OFF BORING BORING BORING. i do however think it a very clever coming-out strategy, wait ’til zero people on the face of the earth give a care about you and your career THEN come out and that’s why there are a jillion tabloid articles about you and ET exclusives like hello isn’t there a war in lebanon or something right now i TOTALLY forgot cos this HUGE GAY BASS NEWS ECLIPSED THE WAR ENTIRELY! selfish.
anyway i was phased for maybe three seconds, my eyebrows raised and then i was like well DUH and the only reason i hadn’t bothered concluding this before is oh right I DON’T CARE. lance bass is the boringest bore to ever bore i am so overwhelmingly bored of this subject as i type it that i need to lay down on my fainting couch, siiigh.
ps you are best friends with that annoying red hair comedian witch who is the epitome of no thanks i’m gay for all men so get a clue world what?
this week i am going to buy the perfect dress. i have three weddings to go to, one in september and two in october. this dress needs to have stains already on it. maybe i will buy three dresses? borrow one buy two? anyway i tried one on the other day and it made me look super retardedly flat-chested like the girl on the bleachers at the school dance who no one sits near or dances with except when/if i rock it i will be dance machine 3000 i’m considering buying it for comedic purposes seriously if you see me in it you will be like HAHAHA and want to be my best friend forever and we will go puddle-jumping with wet busted cigarettes hanging out of our mouths.
