hi i am raymi i like your new song and i am glad that you have decided to bring sexy back cos i have been seeing a lot of ugly people in my neighborhood lately, i think it is very nice that you have decided to give sexy back to the people. anyway i bought your justified cd when it came out and we listened to it a lot during coke parties at my old apartment and i got a lot of people who wouldn’t normally be interested in listening to an ex-n’sync dude listening to it and sort of coke-shuffling to it, so cos of this i think you should mail me your new cd. also i have a blog do you know what a blog is? whatever you’re a celebrity who cares. ps. tell me the truth did you know lance was gay all along?
oh yeah when we went to the blue jays game last week this dude wearing a yamaka goes up to fil and says EXCUSE ME ARE YOU JEWISH? and fil says no and the guy goes OH OK SORRY THEN and walks away.
he said sorry as if it was fil’s fault for not being jewish and i of course didn’t have the decency to wait three seconds before i busted up laughing.
he had a little table of pamphlets and little boys with him.
i just went to put some clothes in the washer and this turd is like HELLO and i’m like hi and he’s like WELL THERE YOU GO THERE’S ONE WASHER FOR YOU and i’m like oh you took three and i get one? and he goes YES SORRY I PUT MY CLOTHES IN THEM ALREADY and i look and he has like four pairs of shorts in one and like a few towels in another and like a few t-shirts SPREAD OUT OVER THREE MACHINES and i have a massive load and he couldn’t even give me one! so i made a big production of putting the clothes in all slow and shit and he’s standing there grinning at me like a fucker douche with khaki camping shorts and fred penner beard and he goes again SORRY I ALREADY PUT MY CLOTHES IN and i just went yeah i get it
HIS CLOTHES WERE IN BUT HE DIDN’T PUT DETERGENT ON THEM YET.
fucking fucking !!!!!!!!!!!!! blaaaaaaaaaaaa!
now the rest my day is going to revolve around laundry cos i have two more loads that’s it i am going to write a scathing letter and tack it on the bulletin board in the laundry room.
now i have to go hang around down there to get a dryer i swear if he uses all three dryers for his light loads i am going to stab him.
***UPDATE
ok i like him again i got a dryer before he did, he was down there reading and i dove for a dryer and put a second load in my washer and the dryer i got was the one that goes for a full hour and the washer doesn’t go unbalanced I RULE so now HIS life will revolve around laundry today I WIN also this other woman who always gives me attitude came down with a cart full of clothes and saw that all the machines were in use and i got to give her attitude saying I AM USING THIS MACHINE.
we rented the edukators saturday nite. saturday nite is movie/snl/40 of vodka nite in these parts. anyway, when fil and i see movies where the lead woman or male is a cheating lying slut it means that in real life i or him are also cheating liars. so in the edukators the chick is in love with her bf and his friend/roommate so of course in fil’s clouded head this meant that i am in love with our imaginative non-existant roommate and everytime in the movie the two were together sans boyfriend, fil would turn his head slowly to the right and give me stink-eye. he wouldn’t even sit close to me. anyway it’s funny but i found myself having to hide my arousal or three seconds of smirking at the secret fuckfest cos then fil figured i was a whore fucking every guy he knows secretly when he goes away for the weekend in barcelona hello what?
ok so this is a sweet film as in endearing and stressful you are uncomfortable a lot cos they are total stoner fuck-ups who do non-violent protests targeted at bigwig execs, they break into their homes and rearrange furniture and leave a threatening note behind and during one break-in something goes wrong and it turns into a kidnapping and the exec gets stockholm syndrome.
also at the last scene they play jeff buckley’s halleluja and at that point you feel like crying and hugging well i did. the scenery is beautiful as well.
oh it’s subtitled too cos it’s a german film but whatever i would get it cos it is very well-done like pretty to look at but don’t watch it with fil if you are his girlfriend cos then he will think you are having sex with his best friend.
