i’m watching what not to wear right now with lise. i like how 99% of the women they makeover all wear big stupid glasses and have floppy hair and all the stylists have to do is take out the ponytail and send her to lasic eye treatment and she’s done.
i think we are going to feed chipmunks now.
dear ingrown hair/s
how would you feel if i moved inside of you like brought all my stuff and then just stayed there unannounced for a few days and then curled up into the fetal position and dug my hands into your thighs and grew like ten feet longer with puss all around me until you had to extract me with a dental pick?
just wondering what your thoughts might be concerning that possibility.
yours, raymi
hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:
selam
raymi says:
what? where are you from
hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:
sorry turkey
çbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:
and u
raymi says:
canada
raymi says:
how old are you
hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:
25
hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:
u
raymi says:
23
raymi says:
what do you do in turkey
hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:
i am living in turkey
hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:
teacher
hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:
are you
raymi says:
oh cool i’m a teacher too!
hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:
I didn’t understand complete sorry
raymi says:
i am a teacher like you
raymi says:
i teach grade 9 english
raymi says:
you know, poetry and shakespeare
hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:
i understand
raymi says:
what do you teach
hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:
i am teacher of history
raymi says:
interesting
raymi says:
what grade
hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:
middle school
hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:
and u
raymi says:
GRADE 9
hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:
high school?
raymi says:
yes
hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:
how are the students
raymi says:
high school kids are huge assholes im glad they brought back the strap
hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:
I am not some glad in my students
raymi says:
do they disrespect you?
hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:
no
hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:
Some lazy
hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:
in town school
hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:
One underdeveloped place
raymi says:
ok
hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:
Lop, student, reflect,
raymi says:
i dont understand
hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:
Student, this, environment, be_influenced,
hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:
now
hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:
sorry
hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:
what is your name
raymi says:
raymi
hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:
ok
hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:
my name firat
raymi says:
hahah i thought you said fart
hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:
no fart
hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:
firat
raymi says:
right
hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:
Photograph, your, ,
raymi says:
what
hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:
in Photograph your
raymi says:
yes that is me in the photograph
hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:
Very beautifull
raymi says:
thank you what do you look like
hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:
I look like to the human-being
raymi says:
ok
raymi says:
are you being mysterious
hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:
sometimes
raymi says:
are you unattractive then
hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:
unattractive?
raymi says:
nevermind do you read my blog
hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:
sorry
hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:
blog?
raymi says:
nothing
raymi says:
so like do you want to meet i get the feeling you are a very stand-up guy
hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:
ok
raymi says:
ok are you like kind of slow or something
hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:
of course
raymi says:
what the hell do you mean
raymi says:
i mean, whats with the two word responses
hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:
I, hell, , life, skin,
raymi says:
WHAT
raymi says:
you are making it very difficult for me to fuck with you
hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:
how do you want
raymi says:
oh forget it i have to polish my hardwood floors now
hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:
Do you write shorter the sentences
hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:
My english isn’t very good
raymi says:
clearly
hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:
yes
raymi says:
i have to go now
hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:
why
raymi says:
gymnastics class
welcome to emo tuesdays.
i think i ran out of jokes i don’t have anything to say today.
my blog is blocked in saudi arabia.
my stomache is humongous from all that jerk soup if you want to come over for a tasting email me all zero of you.
ok
i think humongous should be spelled hu mong u ous
that’s how i pronounce it anyway HUE MUNG YOU US!
they are the best
my dad’s other band called doctor robert played in port credit on sunday and the fans were OUT OF THIS WORLD
**i wrote this last nite blogger was down so here it is now enjoy.
i am watching hell’s kitchen and i am unable to experience the stress of it all cos my face was blown-off with hotness from the jerk chicken fil and i prepared tonite and the white wine is doing nothing to aid in my volcano face eruption of fire lava and fil is very crabby cos he put too much sea salt in it without tasting first anyway my nose is drooling out snot and my mouth has lost its capacity of closing and i look like the kid who sits in the front of the schoolbus right now who stuffs their winter jacket into light sockets oh fuck i may as well walk across hot coals and shove jalapenos in my eyes and wear a gasoline-filled astronaut suit and catch zippos and fireworks, sparklers EVERYTHING THAT IS HOT FROM THE BEGINNING OF TIME MY SKIN IS BLISTERING!@!!!!
oh yeah yesterday at the harbourfront spicy food fair we waited in line ten minutes for jerk chicken and rice and peas and they didn’t sell water or soda or anything drinkwise and we sit down and the second the chicken wing touched my lips it was like some douche with a crossbow shooting burning rags into the character of my being so i wandered around trying to find anyone selling drinks and there were long lines everywhere and i still have hot chicken slop burning my face skin off AND NO ONE CARES
at one point in my hot food high i was walking across this field in front of a stage and i looked back over my right shoulder to this chick with a mic trying to get people to donate to some cause and they get free rice/spicy jam samples… anyway i hear the word FREE and i turn but i’m still fucked in the head from all the HOT so in that instance when my head was turned it felt like i had walked into a wall or something even tho i was in an empty field I SWEAR it was like that fucking simpsons episode what with the chili tasting competition and homer transcends through time cos of that chili he eats THAT WAS ME YESTERDAY AND IT’S PRETTY MUCH ME RIGHT NOW I COULD JUMP THROUGH GLASS AND BARBED WIRE ok enough metaphors
bye.
