i am never eating jalapenos again i don’t care how drunk i am those little bitches are harsh.
as a last drink food-in we went to the tap and got nachos and beer ate the fuck out of them paid the tab and i went to use the bathroom, i dunno if you have ever been to the tap but its clientele are solely comprised of haggy trashy cougars, wanksta overflow dudes from the brunswick house, and guys with kevin smith goatees – LAME O’CLOCK.
so on my way to the bathroom i knocked into about 5 people but only cos i was wasted and was like fuck it i’m leaving and they are all guilty of breaking firecode by standing in the one route available to get to the bathroom. i do my thing and come back out but on my way this table of about seven boys who think they come from bushwick but they are whiter than rice with oversized baseball hats with 180 degree brims and oversized everything for clothing, this one particular teenager puts his ass out to make me bump into him and they all think it is HA-LA-RIOUS, they’re all standing there at one of those high tables sharing a pitcher or whatever.
no child, that was NOT funny.
so as i am bumping into him i bodycheck him into his table and immediately they all stop laughing and the kid turns at me and i have crazy eye and i mouth/yelled FUCKING MOVE and he went bug-eyed and as i went over to fil they all busted up in nervous laughter.
so i tell fil about it as we leave and he is knee-deep in drunk also so rageahol tough-guy comes out of him while i am describing the story of how intimidating i can be to boys with fake ids and fil wants to go back and beat them all up so he keeps walking back and forth pacing as i am trying to walk us home and i am like seriously dude you want to go in there and fight a bunch of wankstas? do you want to be that guy i mean i would have your back cos i am certainly fucked in the head enough to get into a pointless bar brawl that’s already been squared as far as i am concerned but you want to walk all the way back to punch a little kid in the face?
fil: yes.
anyway it didn’t happen.
though if it did this is what fil’s next blog entry would be:
DEAR BLOG I HAD A PRETTY DECENT CAREER UNTIL I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF A 19 YEAR OLD AT THE TAP NOW I HAVE A 2 YEAR SENTENCE AND A BROKEN HAND AND I AM TYPING THIS WITH MY TONGUE AND RAYMI WILL PROBABLY BREAK UP WITH ME COS SHE TRIED TO TALK ME OUT OF GOING BACK THERE TO BEAT UP THOSE GUYS FOR PLAYING A LITTLE BAR-JOKE ON HER BUT UNFORTUNATELY FOR THEM THEY MESSED WITH THE WRONG GUY! PS MY CAR AND MOTORCYCLE WERE SOLD FOR BAIL MONEY
I have been married to my wife for eight years. She is 30 and I am 36, Lately we have talked about being more open to sex, my fantasy is to watch her have sex with another man. One night I let her go a club with her girlfriends, I showed up a couple of hours later unknown to her and she was all over a man in his 20s. I am starting to have second thoughts of letting her go through it. she has found a nice young man and they both want to do it. When I saw them kissing it kinda of hurt my feelings because she doesn’t kiss me the same way that she was with him. Also at the bar she let him fondle her in public, something that she never lets me do. My question are are feelings of guilt/jealousy normal even though I have given her the ok to experiment, And the second questions is Is this abnormal to feel this way?
Dear kinda of moron
first of all you had a lot of grammatical errors, good going. secondly when women enter their thirties they turn into psychotic whores or what is known as a second adolescence it’s true i read it in a chatelaine or something a few years ago and everytime one of my girfriends starts complaining about how horny and out of control she is, we high five and scream SECOND ADOLESCENCE YO WOOOOOOOOOOT!
you said that you “let her go a club” i think what you meant to say was GO TO A CLUB anyway the words “you” and “let” and “her” make me want to stab you, just saying.
it isn’t abnormal to feel jealous though it’s pretty pansy of you to not know how to take back some control as in get rid of this little douche guy and start pleasing your wife otherwise she’s going to be cruising the coug scene for the next 20 years and then start hanging out with my mom. 1. get your own younger girl to make your wife jealous and then she will know how it feels and you guys get back together or 2. more realistically you guys just divorce and stop emailing me.
in summation, do NOT ever suggest something you are not emotionally prepared for.
you should pay me attention because i have funny jokes and i am really really good looking and i make very shitty art and everyone in toronto really hates me cos they love me so much ok bye. love raymi
50 bucks says he doesn’t respond oh i forgot to mention scientology.
ok i was all amped to defend the word gay but now i’m just bored
and tired
bored of people who get all offended over the same thing forever and ever and tired of listening and reading their shit bla bla I AM RIGHT BECAUSE I AM RIGHT.
lets go to zippers where every other word is gay and ‘mo and flamer and one by one all your heads can explode the end.
