OH SWEET MERCIFUL WOE SOMETIMES YOU COME SOMETIMES YOU GO
alienate my alienation of the putrification of our struggling nation (hahaa)
ohohfhjgf hahahaha
this is hard
hard OH HARDNESS OF HARD WHY DIDN’T I MAIL MY UNCLE THAT CARD
my moods they doth sway swaying gently in the hay though the hay be not of gold but of dark shadows on the plane and the winds they are BITTER and they are full of STINGERS
fuck i forgot how hard it is to be unjustifiably emotional i want to punch myself
because i don’t trust myself to take a picture of the dress right now cos i have dye all over my head here is a picture where the red scribbles represent tiny perfume bottles and confetti and other super girly gay shit please don’t be surprised if i 1. marry this dress and 2. this blog turns into a tribute to my new dress blog also 3. maybe i should buy another dress i mean the same dress but x2 so one dress is for important grown-up functions and the other one is for being wasted at 3am sitting on a curb wearing busted flip flops and crying.
ooooh i just bought my dream dress for the three upcoming weddings i will take a picture of it. i also bought blue/black hairdye yep i’m going back to the dark i can’t commit to this red business anymore cos my hair looks way too greasy the days i don’t wash it even when it isn’t cos of my roots so i hope you enjoyed my reddish hair while it lasted.
i want to draw a hundred pictures of myself with my new dress on i think i will.
oh and here is a photo of my mom and my brother:
now let us all formally say goodbye to my hair:
And it seems to me you lived your life Like a candle in the wind Never knowing who to cling to When the rain set in And I would have liked to have known you But I was just a kid Your candle burned out long before Your legend ever did
we saw the descent yesterday and i was just typing a whole funny paragraph about it when i realised i was typing but i hadn’t clicked in the compose box properly i feel like seth green in that drug movie (party monster) with macauly when he’s on speed and he’s manically writing and writing all nite long then when he comes to he looks at all these blank pages in front of him and is like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo.
anyway i yelled my head off during the descent like LOUD and stupid but so was everyone else so it was ok i had to shove my little movie theatre sweater in my mouth at most parts also cos i kept going OH MY GAWD during the quiet tense scenes and we were three aisles from the front so it felt like a huge glowing arrow was floating over my head everytime i opened my mouth or gasped.
the guy beside me didn’t blink once and robotically shoved candy into his mouth and crinkled his bag i was thinking dude you are SO stress-eating right now GIVE ME SOME OF YOUR CANDY OR I WILL RIP OUT YOUR EYES I AM SO SCARED!!!!1
we originally were going to see that will ferrel movie but it was sold out and fil got crabby real quick so i suggested the descent knowing how scary it was cos lise told me so ALSO the entire cast is made up of in-shape bitches with accents and they are caving which is like fil’s fantasy everytime his eyes close except he also has a ponytail and there are tiny faeries putting dainty little flowers in it and brushing it and he is climbing into the pit of the earth looking for secret treasure with jeff goldblum anyway once we sat down and the four homos in front of us shut up fil’s crabbiness went away.
nora jane noone is in it whom i have a boner for cos she was in the magdalene sisters and she’s fiesty and has huge cans wow i am such a lesbian yeah so she’s cast as the comedy relief.
go see it you will be very scared and entertained.
