yesterday i felt sick again but after some new ho king singapore vermicelli i felt right as rain i am not ordering from spadina gardens ever again though i think their vermicelli is tastier new ho king is way cheaper though. we finished the batman 3d jigsaw puzzle fil even super-glued the last few pieces so now we have a batman bust it’s neat i will take a picture of it for you to see right now lise is over playing guitar hero 2 and opening up songs in my career i hope she wins so i get taken away in a ufo fil said when he gets home he gets to play zelda. my arms and shoulders and ribs are sore from playing the wii sports game i’m going to be all fit and be the wii fat person spokesmodel i can’t wait. we are going to go eat bibim bop now it is meat and egg and vegetables ok bye.
i am never eating turkey again let alone copious amounts of skin and i also mean it this time i was up til 6am forcing myself not to puke i did a little bit but i just sat indian style shivering and hiving my way through until i eventually passed out it was kind of scary i think it was food poisoning. hope everyone’s holidays were fun.
i just woke up to fil playing zelda for wii i wish i had enough energy to hog it off of him. more later.
i just rolled a hundred calabrese/salami prosciutto goat cheese basil tomato creations with toothpicks shoved in to hold together ungh. if my family doesn’t like them i am disowning myself cos they are truly delicious.
oh two nites ago we were playing guitar hero and i was afraid fil would take the guitar away from me so i pulled it into my body really fast and slammed the guitar neck into the bridge of my nose and it’s been sore ever since. my favourite.
the huge glob cyst thing that was on my left wrist a yearish ago that went away is now growing back i think it’s a carpal tunnel thing. see you fucks i will let a huge disgusting ganglion grow on my hand just for you YOU’RE WELCOME.
i like squeezing it gently pulling it away from my hand and then squeezing it really hard ok that’s sick.
i got a pot of that body shop balm lotion and i said hey fil come here put your balls in this and they made this fwap sound and so there is a balls imprint in my lotion now ha. did i mention before that fil teabags me in the morning before he goes to work? if my face isn’t close to the edge of the bed he’ll teabag my foot or my hand instead haha MERRY CHRISTMAS.
the super+wife gave us a christmas card last week and not to be outdone i said to fil that we should get them a card and chocolates and then said well how do i give it to them do they have a mailbox of course i did not want to hand it off face to face and fil goes um knock on their door moron and i said NO WAY and then fil said ok fine i’ll go with you and i said NO and he said ok he’ll go alone and i said NO FUCKING WAY I DON’T WANT YOU GETTING CREDIT FOR MY CHOCOLATES I WILL DO IT MYSELF and fil said haha ok fine.
he reverse-psychologied me without even trying.
fil gets credit for EVERYTHING i do when people see us together they think i am some slob mutant in comparison cos he’s all adult and dressed nicely it drives me insane.
over the summer there was a clothing drive for a WOMEN’S shelter so i went through all my clothes and LOVINGLY folded them and filled three bag’s worth, they were pretty heavy, we walked them down to the car in the garage drove out to the visitor’s parking to drop them off and i said oh fil you go do it so he carries the bags over to these two librarian type looking ladies and i can see them grinning like horny nerds at him and breathlessly exclaim OH THANK YOU all cooey-like when they see the three bags of WOMEN’S CLOTHING he was offering. cos of that i am never ever EVER letting him carry anything and do the pass-off EVER AGAIN. i can’t get over HIM getting credit for MY clothes. so when he got in the car and we pulled out passed them i gave them MAJOR stink-eye, did they notice? NO.
i could write a bible’s worth of stories for when the bill comes and how i make it blatantly obvious that I am paying for it, and fil will still get thanked, sometimes i will say really loudly YOU’RE WELCOME from the other side of the room as i am leaving and time it for when fil would be saying it so that they only hear me i fucking swear i could be wearing a fur coat of twenty dollar bills and pluck out some of them to pay and no one would even notice.
