i really enjoyed marie antoinette, the costumes, the food, the boozing and gambling oh so elaborate. kirsten’s tiny tiny tiny waist. swoon. her not getting any action was pretty frustrating to witness, quite. i’m glad we don’t see her head being cut off that would have depressed me. why did the king cut her head off? let me know. they say she was the first victim of bad press, tabloids all that. sucky. too bad there wasn’t internet back then i would have written on my marie antoinette blog YOU ARE ALL COCK-LICKING LIARS I DID NOT SAY LET THEM EAT CAKE THAT IS THE LAMEST ZING EVER! also there are a ton of fountains that have functioning plumbing and all that shooting up water action how would that have been possible back then? the soundtrack is very good i regret not picking it up at urban outfitters around christmas time.
it was sad when the king died the king before jason schwartzman became king i do not know anything about roman numerals so fuck off anyway he is dying and he has to get rid of his mistress slut cos she’s a harlot and the priests won’t let him do confession so they send her off and then he is in his last moments and he asks for her and they say she’s left and he cries SO BRUTAL that chick was his happiness, his companion all of that and in his last moments he cannot be comforted by her i would destroy everyone in that room.
oh i liked the long pretentious silence at the beginning of the movie just after the movie company’s logo is on and the opening credit’s roll, way to go, blew my mind, clap clap.
good and important news everyone!
MY HAIR FITS UNDER MY ARMPITS NOW ALL BY ITSELF
i’m like hanging in the kitchen you know no biggie making espresso and my hair is all dangling like a mermaid and some snagged in my armpits HOLLA!
i’m sorry if you can’t deal with my beauty right now and have to secretly hate me in your beds and cry over the phone but in my comments are all I LOVE YOU RAYMI. i understand. thank you for being there when i was fatter and had shorter hair that was really nice of you almost like you didn’t care about my looks and liked me for things like my talent and personality you know ugly girl things.
I AM KIDDING!
now i need a tan.
sorry for being looks-focused it’s a terrible family trait from my mom’s side everything i harp on her for right now i will eventually be doing myself save for the brazillian waxes that’s fucking nasty.
last nite we did not drink alcohol i did not even feel like it ok i thought about it a few times cos there is scotch and gin in in the freezer but didn’t touch it and i didn’t put my face in a bunch of hamburgers or chocolate bars or chips like i always want to do on sober nites, we had a delicate whimsical salad very light and i have lost more weight.
speaking of whimsical i am noticing people on the www. using that word now and i KNOW i brought it back, i saw it on gofugyourself and on perezhilton and somewhere else i forget but i know they took it from me. i hope marie antoinette is in at the video store i want to watch it tonite aimoo is coming over and we are going to have sushi/sashimi insert girl nite fish joke here.
oh i just googled marie antoinette and now i need to wear a corset and dainty gloves.
why is perez hilton always hating on kirsten dunst? is it because paris hilton doesn’t like her or said something and he has to abide by that wonky-eyed ostrich? i love kirsten dunst LEAVE HER ALONE PEREZ HILTON!
i hope you guys recycle too. that urban outfitters bag is HUGE i have been saving it since christmas you know when stores give you the big bags? it is my favourite recycling bag hmm i wonder why i have no friends?
so we FINALLY watched the departed last nite and it is amazing, the script, dialogue, casting, everything, brilliant. HOWEVER the one part that was supes gay was the whole WHO IS THE RAT? thing which is the majority of the second half of the film. (if you haven’t seen the departed yet, stop reading NOW i will not be held accountable for the ruinification of your departed-watching cos you are addicted to my shitty movie reviews you can find this review later in my RAYMI’S MOVIE OPINIONS menu). alright.
ok so leonardo has his arm in a cast then it is taken off to “see if he has contraband” and then jack nicholson is all ARE YOU A COP and he goes i am not a cop and he goes swear on your mother’s life and leo goes I AM NOT A COP!! (not swearing on his mother’s life) and jack nicholson is beating his busted arm with leo’s timberland boot over a pool table WELL I GUESS HE ISN’T A COP. pfft.
moving on to about a year later leo is running around still with nicholson and his goons and then all of a sudden oh no THERE IS A RAT AMONGST THEM and jack nicholson’s character is going squirly a bit because he cannot for the life of him figure out who the fucking rat is what is it with these mole/rat movies and the bad guy leader whining and complaining throwing their arms in the air OH MY GOD WE ARE FUCKED THERE IS A RAT AND IT CANNOT BE THE FUCKING NEW GUY NO WAY BECAUSE I ALREADY ASKED HIM ONCE AND BELIEVED HIM SO IT ISN’T HIM HOWEVER ONCE HE SHOWED UP THAT’S WHEN THE SNITCHING AND BAD LUCK BEGAN HMMMM I WISH I WAS A DETECTIVE WITH DETECTIVE SKILLS AND COULD FIGURE OUT THIS FUCKING MYSTERY COINCIDENCE.
other than that it is amazing and mark wahlberg is HILARIOUS “maybe it is, maybe it isn’t, maybe FUCK YOURSELF.”
the girl-interest is babe city with her little hair style and lips and eyes and fil sid he didn’t have a crush on her but i think he is a liar anyway i have a revived crush on di caprio now, sorry. matt damon is really good at being annoying i swear scorsese was like MATT, FOR YOUR MOTIVATION THINK ANNOYING. perfect.
i just realised that it is march break and i was on the toilet evacuating my hangover bowels and then i thought KIDS ARE ON VACATION RIGHT NOW AS IN AT A PARK OR PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND HANGING OUT AT THE MALL THOSE FUCKING ASSHOLES!
then i realised that everday is march break for me but like more pathetic cos i am alone. what else. i think i feel angry because no one told me about march break it just went ahead and happened and i feel left out like no one cares what i think about it.
don’t worry i will soon be over being personally offended by march break.
i will think of more things to complain about later.
oh i want to watch that tupperware show tomorrow nite on cbc.
in case you forgot how sad, pervy, lame, pathetic, and desperate men are i give you teddy babes and why exactly they have vagina inserts is beyond me cos isn’t the whole purpose of a plush-thing to cuddle and NOT have sex with? ok i just realised the insert is so you can take it out and wash it but what i meant was WHY is there a vagina in the first place? ungh.
Her fingers come complete with plastic designer fingernails; all the better to stroke your chest and other sensitive areas.
this one is my favourite picture and now i want a stuffed woman to hold a brush.
dear raymi
While driving to the Phoenix on a sunny Friday afternoon..
We passed a playground and what looked like an apartment type place, and thought outloud instantly, I wonder if thats where the children scream and play that Raymi blogs about. To which one of my friends go, who’s that. I ranted and raved about your blog for about ten minutes when another friend was like, You should’ve never got her going. So I ended it with, You just need to read it. Thought I would share..
