last nite i watched parts of madonna’s confessions tour and holy crap it is going to change my life i decided i am going to have a dancer’s body again and i am going to achieve this without walking into a gym. the very fucking second it is warm i am longboarding again this is the year of longboarding for me. i turned into a tanned skeleton two summer’s back all i did was longboard get wasted at a bar longboard home everyday. i need to start scouting out good longboard-stashing bushes for when i go boozing too bad it is like trying to hide a surfboard what is a million colours and totally stands out. yes you are not suppose to talk about being skinny until you get skinny but whatever i already lost ten lbs so i have already started most importantly for REAL in my head something snapped i don’t pig out anymore or drink beer or eat garbage. this blog needs to be about me more.
i did all this work on katamari last nite (hah WORK) i collected about 5000 roses and fil turned it off without saving my progress. nice going. i was at 136,000 roses and i have to get a million do you know how fucking long that takes! fil destroyed a half hour’s work wow i am a fucking loser for talking about this except the nerds of you reading this you are all uh huhuhuhuh fully bonering it. i am going to google katamari pictures so we can enjoy them together on this fine friday on the good earth it is the energy drink talking now i have no control.
this is how i am helped into bed my jacket thrown over my head then tripped and pushed over the side of the couch. i am bored i want to go back to sleep.
xenia is over right now she is yuula‘s sister we went to the shoe museum it was boring i will stop pressing other people to go to it sorry i got some good photos though it is free thursdays 5-8 ok more later bye. me and xenia are friends the end when we first met i was scared of her cos she is basically exactly like me and then some.
Phil: i am disappointed how few period-crazed women called me names or tried to rip my dink off well not disappointed but surprised
me: no one is allowed to touch your pee pee well u are a moron for thinking tampons shouldnt be free
Phil: no i am smart for that
me: if it were mens penis’s bleeding then they would be free
Phil: no defs not
me: oh defs so
Phil: and it shouldnt be
me: yes it should
Phil: no it shouldnt
me: if you think tampons should be paid for then YOU buy them
Phil: i think food should be free for starving kids in africa but i cant pay for that but if i could i would pay for that before i paid for tampons the food for those kids should be free it’s not their fault they were born there so what’s it gonna be – free food for poor starving people or free tampons for women um… xxoo
me: oh shut up you hate children it’s not your fault they live there it’s not your responsibility everytime there is a feud or something someone brings up starving children in africa
Phil: it’s not my fault yer a women and bleeding
me: ok fine lets solve ZERO problems AND there are starving children just to be fair to the starving children
Phil: no lets start by solving the starving problem
me: oh my cat died SO WHAT THERE ARE STARVING CHILDREN IN AFRICA
Phil: then when everything is hunky dorey we can look into these free tampons
me: with the money i saved not paying for tampons i could transfer the savings to africa geniusbreath
Phil: [you know i am laughing right now] ah but you’re forgetting somone has to pay for those tampons to make them free for you and it is that money that should go to help the starving
me: well anyway i already beat you to the money saved goes to africa
Phil: what
me: they should be free like healthcare
Phil: why is it any different than tp which everyone would benefit form instead of just half of us
me: it is a constant plague monthly and we were born with it half the population well more than half are women why the fuck are we to pay
Phil: answer my question, we all need tp so shouldnt that be free
me: no that is something equal we need both sexes
Phil: exactly something we both benefit from if it is free
me: tampons are gender specific stop arguing in circles and do not bring up some fucking male necessity or i am changing the locks
Phil: why should all of us have to pay for something that helps just women? should all of us then have to pay for people born ugly to have regular makeovers? if we all are paying to make something free shouldnt we all benefit from it?
me: who said you would be paying
Phil: if it is free to women someone has to pay for them i.e. taxes
me: WHY SHOULD WOMEN 1 BE BURDENED WITH PMS AND 2 HAVE TO PAY $8 A MONTH FOR IT WHY DONT MEN HAVE TO PAY FOR SOMETHING TOO IT IS NOT FAIR i could see women volunteering once a month somewhere for a few hours to cover the cost of tampons
Phil: why are you yelling i thought we were having a nice calm intellectual discourse [ps. $6.75 for a 32 box of supers – that should last you for more than one period]
me: you got them on special
Phil: no really that was reg price at loblaws
me: ok fil the fucking point is we are tired of our periods something to which you a man cannot even BEGIN to empathize with and having to pay for tampons is insult to injury
Phil: yes i sympathize **HUGZ** [heart]
me: oh whatever
Phil: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
me: i am this close to going gay
Phil: heehee this was fun i [heart] you
me: you will pay for this
Phil: what for having an opinion that i believe in cmon we are allowed to disagree
me: you are only disagreeing cos you like to debate
Phil: me? noooo….
me: you are being a controlling misogynist all yer “loveswomen” philogynist nonsense is a total lie and i am exposing it
Phil: how am i being controlling and also just because i dont think tampons should be free doesn’t mean i dont like women better than men because i do
Phil: i can like them better and still not agree on this issue yes?
