me: look at his carefully scripted “thrown together” outfit yeesh the way his shirt is half tucked OH I DIDN’T HAVE TIME TO FULLY TUCK IT IN pfft
Phil: oh seriously that happens to me all the time
me: try hard also her corset thing that she wears 24/7 and his hat must have been really cold in that restaurant BRRRRR he’s like I AM SO SCHOOLING BRAD PITT RIGHT NOW whatever i would wear that outfit haha
oh and while we are on the subject of check this out:
i stayed up til 2am reading a babysitter’s club book. lately i have been staying up til 2 doing shitty, very shittty things. oh this one was called STACEY’S EX BEST FRIEND. four books magicallycame into my possession last nite i tried to explain the significance of them to fil who did NOT care. he in turn tried to tell me about the hardy boys and i HARDY CARED!
i fucking hate how in every book in the bsc series they re-describe the characters IN EVERY BOOK you have to re-read about how there is a black girl (scandalous) and an asian girl WHO IS BAD AT MATH and one girl has diabetes, one girl is a romantic, tomboy, 1/2 of them’s parents are divorced zzzz ungh. dude i was a serial reader in grade school i read every single book in the series and so did every other teenage girl YOU DO NOT NEED TO EXPLAIN ABOUT THESE BITCHES IN EVERY FUCKING BOOK!!!!!!
though last nite i was thankful lying in bed wasted with fil explaining the shit to him.
yes i will read the other three.
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every couple minutes a door slams down the hall, either someone is being a huge dick right now or it’s a draft of some sort, i am super close to investigating it though with my luck so will someone else and then i’ll have to have a conversation, i’m trying to go as long as possible without learning anyone’s name in this building.
i watched this thing about the WACO massacre last nite i dunno how i spaced that whole phenom. when it happened and for many years after, i do recall the word waco in the news a lot i think i thought it was some sort of political agenda or legislature and immediately tuned it out. anyway, i stayed up til 2am fighting sleep just to watch it entirely what the fuck is it cult sweeps this month on discovery channel and every other nerd station? fil was pretty vague as to what went down, they died in a fire, ok but how? so he got to sleep and i stayed up to LEARN. so these ‘tards were holed up 51 days only to burn to death in a basement bunker now that is what i call sacrifice y’all! ok sorry. they were too afraid to come out cos the genius fbi with their tanks and tear gas scared them. granted, the davidians were brain-washed BUT the fbi employed psycho-tactics like flying helicopters low over the building and shining lights into the windows and playing demonic music slow-mo to make the people crazier. anyway, sucks. thumbs DOWN, cults!
oh guess what!? remember that post i wrote about that annoying chick at the bar a month ago who was talking shit about everyone she worked with, calling every girl a cunt yet says she respects them? lise and i went to whole foods on avenue and i saw her there, she’s a cashier. i wanted to rat her out to all her co-workers HEY SEE THAT GIRL AT REGISTER 5? SHE TALKS SHIT ABOUT YOU. then leave. oh too rich. this life, i tell you.
kiefer is drinking and smoking the whole time, he is very endearing i only thought about being his girlfriend once. ONCE. anyway this thing is about a band touring europe for two weeks and kiefer is the tour manager and he is a completely inexperienced fuck-up and it is BEAUTIFUL, he’s there when they don’t need him, eating a steak and pizza alone in a bar not answering his phone when they do. when they are in england they get to this venue and on the flyers it says the name of the singer in the band, rocco and CHEAP HOTEL. when they called ahead before showing up they said rocco is in the band and they NEEDED A CHEAP HOTEL. this is the band, it is called the burden NOT cheap hotel. you can tell kiefer is having a midlife crisis and sort of doesn’t believe in himself. i dunno.
if this video doesn’t sway you into renting it then you are a leper.
we went shopping yesterday because we are girls. i didn’t buy that dress. the print is like underwear i use to have. i bought two shirts, a cardigan, a necklace and some shoes. fil got new shoes too, and a shirt/tie combo. i chose his shoes and am taking 120% credit they are awesome, he would not have had the nerve to get them if it weren’t for me, i know they will be life-changing.
i talked to george for the first time yesterday on the phone, he’s in new york with marek. i asked when do i get to meet him, he said whenevs. i played it cool, don’t worry kids.
some anonymous hag from vancouver said i needed to go on a diet. i am already starving myself, and have lost thirteen pounds since late january. i know i am looking trimmer, i just think it’s funny how bitches try and pyschologically fuck with how you view your body when they are jeals or fatter than you, when i got skinnier a few years ago and weighed 115 lbs i would get fat comments a lot, the skinnier you get the more they say you are fat, it’s sad. anyway, vancouver can blow me and so can your fat mother.
fat is fat when you are fucking huge not when you are slightly bigger than a toothpick or a coatrack. what is wrong with bitches these days? i want to cut you.
mg is down with my testicles homage. maybe i will make a book of above-par poetry such as this and read it at the victory. BALLS! then 5 minutes of silence yeah i would nod my fucking head to that. incredible.
oh man, facebook is going to ruin my life for the next week or so, i just hit the grade school jackpot FINALLY. i am waiting for twenty people to add me so i can spy on their profiles, who is fat, who is thin, pregnant, ugly still? FUN.
