THE INTERNET WAS DOWN SINCE I WOKE UP AND I STARTED CRYING (didn’t) AND THAT DIDN’T FIX IT BUT THEN FIL CAME HOME AND FIXED IT AND NOW I DON’T HAVE TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES AND RENT MOVIES ALL DAY LONG LIKE A L-OOOSER.
hi.
i was woken up by cramps at 6am and had to sleep on the couch with a nitemask, the bedroom was too hot cos the a/c in our building isn’t on yet. last nite we got the craziest loudest thunder/lightning storm, cid was petrified he cowered by my side of the bed on the floor, he never does that, it’s a blow to his ego admitting that he needs me for protection. burn on cid! we watched national treasure part 2 last nite, aside from the campy adult disney gayness, i liked it, the carmenere helped of course. plus nic cage’s hair looks more and more fucked up in each new scene. poor guy.
back to the weather, toronto is experiencing crazy tropical shit right now, hot hot hot sunny all day long then at nite huge ass rain storms, it’s pretty cool. i picture the planet getting pounded by lightning and get little kid scared over it, like how many more cracks can it withstand. GAY i know!
merkley???: so i see fil has loosened on the “no bush” rule so long as HE takes the photo. nice that’s a big moment for you two so many more possibilities for your mutual blogging
me: huh everyone in my comments is like thats sooooo merkley like you created pussy
merkley???: nah they are talking about the composition and color and the fact you are accessorized it’s not merkley to include bush
me: the accessories were last minute
merkley???: i rarely include bush
me: i was about to shower my face is totally gross
merkley???: but yeah the composition is vaguely resemblant
me: ive posed in the shower before BEFORE I KNEW YOU MERKLEY ha
merkley???: ha well your readers are more observant i thought the same thing
me: you did?
merkley???: but of course you are influenced by NOTHING
me: i didnt think of u at all
merkley???: you didnt take the picture
me: i thought hey fil im super tanned come take my picture
merkley???: fil gets the credit for the pic not raymi
me: then i put on necklaces cos they hang on the door by the shower and my pervert hat was also in the bathroom voila, pictures
merkley???: anyway it’s one of fils best compositions haha
me: wtf i posed in it i get no credit
merkley???: you get credit as a model so good job
me: and production assistant
merkley???: and as a styist
me: yes
merkley???: but fil composed it and thats what most sets it apart from a regular snapshot
me: im going to put more bush on my blog so people get tired of it as much as they are tired of my tits until it doesnt mean anything anymore, as it shouldn’t even to begin with
merkley???: i have noticed that he is more careful and deliberate lately
me: my mom and i had a super long email fight when i put up bush pics last week that i eventually took down (not cos of her)
merkley???: yeah bush is a complicated thing i avoid it for the most part mostly because it attracts an undesirable audience
me: yes it does but it can be artistic it covers up a lot but alludes to what is being covered up
merkley???: no matter how pertinent it is to a piece of art, a bunch of douchebags show up just to zoom in i’m not at all anti-genital in art i just am anti-douchebag and with free genitals comes douchebags with boners
me: you cant not do something cos of douchebags tho ban them
merkley???: i’m also not one to be upstaged
me: by genitals?
merkley???: and genitals are notorious for their massive upstaging but yeah — i have ZERO issues with it other than having to deal with douchebags — it’s simply a lifestyle choice for me
me: right oh man i have a moustache zit painful and do you have to be a certified retard to get a flickr account or something
merkley???: i’m a little surprised your mom was so anti
me: yeah shes a hypocrite
merkley???: she’s all braggy about the erotica stuff
me: shes like its your sacred area bla bla im like get off my blog
i’m searching online for kiddie pools, this summer is going to be a scorcher, fil says have fun filling it up with cup after cup after tiny cup of water. that’s it no kiddie pool for fil’s feet.
i can easily see reserving this little room for a private party.
then home to water our plants and make margaritas and steak. yesterday was such a nice day and now i have a zit that will never go away.
the name of this interpretive dancing retard is EPIC.
i just found out i get to smash a gibson guitar thursday morning at 7am for the hardrock cafe 30th anniversary, 30 people in all will be smashing guitars. that’s the morning after the nxne opening party, i’m gonna be hung.
not only does fil not know the muffin man (who lives on drury lane), he doesn’t even know the song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (as in never ever before this moment even HEARD of it)
how can i BE with someone like this???????????????? like, who ARE you?
i just asked him where the muffin man was (cid) and he says what huh i don’t know what? then i said oh he must be on drury lane, which was met with more confusion.
i just played him a techno remix version of the song, it didn’t help at all.
that’s saturday so far guys. there’s work to be done on this beautifulish day, sigh.
oh yeah, i’m better than you because i left this message on nicole richie’s myspace wall and she didn’t delete it yet, so that means she is in love with me right now and in the event of deletion i’m EXTRA better than you because i got someone as cuckoo bananas as nicole richie to think i’m crazy.
i made this for you, it’s the only piece that didn’t sell wtf.
you’re awesome.
xo raymi
update: i’m being punished for yesterday’s day of fun in the sun, it’s so hot and nice out and i am stuck inside woooooooooooorking.
