that bridge is totally a penis look! you see it three times!

pass.

new favourite hangout alert, sorry the victory, you lose this time.

then sass showed up.

oh god this place is so cute.

mirrors everywhere

i can easily see reserving this little room for a private party.

then home to water our plants and make margaritas and steak. yesterday was such a nice day and now i have a zit that will never go away.

the name of this interpretive dancing retard is EPIC.

i just found out i get to smash a gibson guitar thursday morning at 7am for the hardrock cafe 30th anniversary, 30 people in all will be smashing guitars. that’s the morning after the nxne opening party, i’m gonna be hung.

the others be here.

i don’t even care anymore, i’m on my period, my boosh is the size of the ussr, and it’s HOT.

oh frisbee.

little red buttons all up the back.

not only does fil not know the muffin man (who lives on drury lane), he doesn’t even know the song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (as in never ever before this moment even HEARD of it)

how can i BE with someone like this???????????????? like, who ARE you?

i just asked him where the muffin man was (cid) and he says what huh i don’t know what? then i said oh he must be on drury lane, which was met with more confusion.

i just played him a techno remix version of the song, it didn’t help at all.

that’s saturday so far guys. there’s work to be done on this beautifulish day, sigh.

oh yeah, i’m better than you because i left this message on nicole richie’s myspace wall and she didn’t delete it yet, so that means she is in love with me right now and in the event of deletion i’m EXTRA better than you because i got someone as cuckoo bananas as nicole richie to think i’m crazy.

i made this for you, it’s the only piece that didn’t sell wtf.

xo raymi

update: i’m being punished for yesterday’s day of fun in the sun, it’s so hot and nice out and i am stuck inside woooooooooooorking.

and now it is time to jazz-the-fuck-out…

if i woke up totally hung and this psychedelic blur was in my face i would shoot it.

why is my little brother dressing up in pink mom?

hahah you can see my underwear.

these are the tightest things ever when i got that pink zebra medley on alicia could not believe it cos these are from her dancing days i forget when, many many smaller sizes ago. i think i stretched that pink one out cos i’m 5’8 and she is 5’something littler (not ‘8).

oh and those dresses were sold out, i got a cute little picnic blanket checked shirt instead with a little red bow on it i’ll show you later.

BYE!

oh and i have no eyes in these cos i didn’t paint them on cos i thought we were beaching it which didn’t happen but margaritas did and then i needed a nap.

hahaha way to spell my name, old navy.

too hot to do anything
feels like louisiana
going to get this:

or this:

leslie thinks the second one is too table clothy. i hope they aren’t sold out. they’re super long and go down to your ankles. cheap too.

then we‘re hitting the beach.