and so it begins at the drake for the SDTC estrogen fest.
complimentary vodka is always a good idea at the time.
elizabeth’s new shoes.
and now on to the rest of the sloppy mess evening, i just want to state that right now i hate myself and i am too embarrassing for this world. i ruined every video i took last nite by thumbs upping in them and hiccupping for an hour straight.
1985 called they say what’s up.
elizabeth purposely blinks in every photo cos she thinks it’s funny, well, it isn’t.
hiccupping like mad at this point.
check the haterade going on behind us, ungh it’s called ENJOYING YOURSELF LADIES.
sugary booze evil.
alicia and joe showed up for a bit then left w/o saying bye, something must have pissed them off, i know it wasn’t me cos i’m perfect.
sass decided to climb a wall and this guy decided to join her. oh and she blogged last nite also.
sick!
class.
everyone this is britt’s hat she wanted you to know that.
and a nice christian time was had by all the end good night today is going to be rough.
i’m so lucky i get to run around with that thing on my nose today!
oh man i did not see this one coming. yay new internet meme.
and if you give me shit about those guys here is that classic cat power with her pubes hangin’ out picture that is equally disgusting:
beef n oxtail.
i discovered a massive white head on the bridge of my nose, it was basically 3-in-1 and took several squeezes, ugh i know sorry, and now i look like i have a massive burn on my nose. great! magnifico!
may save this beast for tomorrow nite instead, it’s kinda chilly out, feh we’ll see how lazy i am. cut dress shorter now it’s all punk slobrock frayed.
hi guys we stayed in with my eye sty last nite and watched tv in bed and then saw a commercial for irish cream blended with ice and peeled it to the wine store (they sell a bailey’s rip-off there) and fil made me go in, i felt sheepish like hey yeah saw you yesterday ungh anyway fil drank the entire bottle mostly, i should’ve gotten wine instead i can’t deal with the creamy. i also saw a commercial for creme brulee and so i went into dominion but couldn’t find any and it smelled bad in there too so i grabbed a tiny piece of tiramisu (terrible) and a bottle of caramilk chocolate milk! i’m drinking the rest of it right now in my espresso, best idea ever!
this was the loser outfit i was actually going to wear out in public yesterday to see eliz (bailed out we both feel sick, we as in me and fil):
nothing says hi i missed you like greasy piece of dick ensemble.
this is me right now:
i know you geniuses are frothing for an update so i’ll hit publish now then add some more garbage to this in a second.
fil brought us home some pasta and risotto and a chicken/brie kaiser sammich last nite, we fight about how he doesn’t bring me home snacks while i sit around starving all day long and he says it’s cos there are only pasta dishes and sandwiches to choose from (raymi diet no-no’s) but last nite i said fuck it and chowed down, i swear i haven’t had pasta in over a year (vermicelli doesn’t count that’s rice noodles) anyway holy crap i forgot what it tasted like, it was like, a buttery explosion in my mouth jeez louise i was going OH MAN OH MAN the entire time sitting up honest injun in bed and fil was flabbergasted oh what a show like this chick seriously gave up pasta for a long ass time. then of course ten minutes later i felt completely sick cos i was also shot-gunning risotto and that sandwich too, no matter, the cabinets here on penis lane are fully stocked with eno.
ungh my fucking EYE people! it’s been hurting since yesterday, i thought i blew it out or something from crying my head off sunday nite but i just deduced now that it’s possibly from a bug bite, yeah thanks a lot little fucker you know i rented BEE movie last week and this is the thanks i get for it? yeah thanks a lot seinfeld.
it hurts if i blink too hard or squint or think about it god i’m hideous. it itches and it’s right on the border where i put mascara all over my bottom lid where it meets EYEBALL holy hell is that ever convenient.
UPDATE: it’s a sty! fuck! i also think i’m getting sick. life rules right now!
anyway, here i am taking myself extremely seriously as usual:
jesus, i hope nobody watched that. you can see the massive bruise i have on my right thigh. i am falling apart.
and this was my disgusting lunch, veggie “hamuburger” thing:
me: sigh
Phil: what sigh i am sick why you sigh
me: cos of my eye in the sky very high like a fly
Phil: oh my
me: lets be a poetry couple thats the poem kip is saying when hes online with lafawnduh
she looked so damn good when she said to me “its not like they said it would be, loneliness is beautiful strange and free”
central is closed on mondays so we went to the butler’s pantry instead, it’s cozy and nice enough i guess, kind of a lame scene though.
headed inside cos it kept raining on and off, sat side by side watching this couple feel like they were being scrutinized by us, both a bit dowdy and unhip, made me feel a bit sad. not that being cool is the focal point of my existence or anything, but happiness is, and these dudes didn’t seem to be brimming with either of the two. they barely spoke to each other, and seemed tired. when i eventually stopped paying attention to them i caught the chick staring at me porn all over my meal, our table was right under a spotlight too, pretty funny.
biryani 7.95 very tasty.
this is supposed to be their show stopper dish, the “bibim bop” i forget what they called it i know there’s different names for it, anyway, i don’t see an egg on top of this shit or a hot clay pot so i call bullshit, the bulgogi beef was good enough though, i deduce it’s the most popular meal cos all the squares get a kick out of pronouncing what it is, i dunno, i was pretty underwhelmed.
i like that they plated this like that cooking mama game.
people in the annex dig this get-up, people as in pervy dudes checkin’ out my pud, fil says i can’t say that word PUD PUD PUD haha. it’s not as lippy looking as fil makes it out to be, it’s just, you know where to look and if you’re lucky you may glimpse an outline of some sort. ungh you guys are sick. fil says if he dressed like a slut maybe he’d get checked out as much as me.
our pal chris handmade some obscene amount of these pins. yeah i bet his wife made them all nice try chris.
that’s it for now kids, we rented the grand which is good enough for you to rent, funny. according to sass we are so OLD and hetero, just like that butler’s pantry couple. le sigh.
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all these nerd losers are debating my mariokart wii penis video STILL like go out and get laid or something am i right?? anyway here is a new video from the original perspective, still proving that’s a giant fucking cock.
