don’t pretend i was the only one who ran home from school to eat as many cookies as possible before dinner and watch episodes of FH!
i love michelle in this picture she so looks like a ventriloquist puppet.
jodie sweetin totally fascinates me i don’t care how much of a loser that makes me sound, her spunky stephanie tannerisms win me over again and again, and now she has big tits. the awesome continues.
sigh, if i lost this i would probably start smoking meth too on top of my tv little sisters becoming disgustingly rich and famous and coveted over me. HOW RUDE!
no one even saw it coming that’s why it’s so tantalizing, once they started doing those dumb straight to vhs movies about going to grandmas and riding horses it was like ugh, enough, fizzle out already. boy they sure showed me! no YOU get a life!
ok so we all know kimmy gibbler had a slammin’ body, was super lithe but holy shit, look at the size of that mustard bottle in her hand, she’s as tiny as mkate and ashley! and omg that episode when dj starves herself and faints on the treadmill omg right!
becky always reminded me of april from teenage mutant ninja turtles, like way too sexy for wholesome full house, and then her stupid twin boys, they totally destroyed the show.
ugh perms, hairs biggest mistake ever.
too many things to be said for uncle jesse.
nice, he’s reading anne frank to them. i always found danny tanner to be repulsive and irritating, that character ugh, cleaning obsession and ties and feathered hair, then i discovered how fucking awesome bob saget really is, so blown away, he’s incredible.
i did enjoy the cliche episode about one of the twin boys’ development being slower than the other, they pulled that shit on everybody loves raymond too.
aw comet the dog.
this picture confused me i was like who is that old lady dave coulier is almost side-boobing how is this convention picture relevant to my amazing post? oh, that’s DJ!
this reminds me of the episode when stephanie draws a picture of her family for a therapist and draws danny on the OUTSIDE of the house and it represents how he WASN’T THERE during an earthquake and then she gets all clingy.
siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh
you can totally get me a season of FH on dvd, not the earlier ones though when michelle is a baby i liked her when she started talking, oh wait actually i liked stephanie back then too and all of her outfits. GET ME ALL OF THEM.
blahaha
i hope you guys enjoyed memory lane with me bye!
kelly just ran out and took a pic in front of the full house victorians for me!
i am not kidding there is like an entire day camp in the park right now of little kids and they’re singing that lets fly a kite song, and the ringleader of the pack is this clearly gay little boy out-singing everyone and he’s also wearing a brown old man hat and he has that show-tuney sing song voice, like annie, holy shit SHUT UP this is the worst possible noise for my ears and brain right now, they sang themselves all the way to the park and then he was totally egged on, it’s bananas! OMG and now he’s singing oliver twist jams fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. he keeps saying ok now lets sing this, we have to sing this next! god no wonder his parents sent him to camp. he’s waving his arms and kicking and everything. and now he’s singing this and i am going to close the doors and windows and put the a/c on. some girls are singing a different song at the same time. oh goodness!
hat kid is wearing.
more importantly here is a picture of me waiting for my pink dress to arrive
wow i need to figure out a new method to deal with being wickedly shy and neurotic other than guzzling vodka. i was the first to sing and i was disappointed the whole way through i thought i blew and as i jumped off the stage might even have started crying a little from nerves i know, how endearing pathetic is your hero! i signed up again for a song and someone either scratched it out or i was so bad they skipped me, i told sass to go flirt with the band or use her witchcraft charm to bump me up the list (it was getting late, coach was turning into a pumpkin bla blah) and it did not work. anyway, my first time at this place all the kids have been raving about, pretty decent. we had a reserved section high up with a nice view of the stage, compliments of sony/EMI. (thanks dudes!) i think the best part of the nite was when brosz7kowski was singled out and blamed for ordering the third heineken keg and i had to rescue him, i could see he was getting a bit agitated, i guess it was all sorted out in the end. i know for a fact i didn’t order that third keg. i know i drank it though.
fuck, my head.
on top of feeling like total dick right now, i look like it too, i have four chin zits that i have touched and played with all nite long and this morning so now they’re full tilt disgusting-looking. my eyes are probably bloodshot too.
no more shots is my new slogan.
guy singing was really good, he paid for my last beer cos i was like I AM AN IMPORTANT BLOGGER I WILL MAKE YOU EXTREMELY FAMOUS. ha.
we watched funny games last nite, it’s good and scary and will make you very stressed, it’s kind of clockwork orangey in a sense. anyway, tim roth stars in it, i say oh yeah that’s the dude in dawn of the dead, fil says no, i say yes, then a bet is placed for 20 bones. basically, the guy in dawn of the dead (jake weber) has no business LOOKING EXACTLY LIKE TIM ROTH and vice versa, GEEZ!
try and tell who is who in the following pictures:
what the fuck right?!
the first one is tim, then jake, tim, jake, tim, jake.
this post got me out of doling over twenty bucks, WORLD I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT PHIL IS RIGHT AND I AM WRONG.
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oh hey and now lets talk about HOW SKINNY I AM AGAIN RIGHT NOW it’s been like 24 hours at least. i tried on this dress last week and went against my disease of having to walk out with at least something every time i walk into an h&m, thought about it some, then forgot about it until i saw this picture on sass‘s blog, and then immediately wanted it again:
anyway, it’s sass’s fault for blogging this picture, it was only 16 bucks anyway, she picked it up for me yesterday and oh right the skinny moral of this bit is i am wearing that dress over an entire outfit and it’s a size 6.
