i also wanted to quickly say something about how i mentioned in my election post that the dude who changed all the channels was half black and some genius from mississauga was all what does it matter if he was half black? (reminiscent of me having the audacity of mentioning some dude on the street was native one time wtf so? it’s a DETAIL)
uh while you’re at it go ask the ten babillion people going off about the first ever black president in history what it matters that he’s black.
because it’s an important triumph for his people that he should give a shit about, i don’t care if he was chinese or a honky, i mentioned his race because i feel it is relevant in this matter. it is just a coincidental aside and not the focal point of anything really. he was trying to watch some unimportant garbage television totally oblivious to his surroundings. now stop yourself before writing a long boring white people guilt response because i don’t care. raymi | Edit comment Delete comment | Email | Homepage | 11.05.08 – 5:57 pm | #
don’t worry i changed into something ten times gayer.
well maybe not so.
oh and the bangs have officially been swooped over to the left now, never more will the right side of my face be obscured by the ramone’s shroud what is the animal growing out of my head.
went to see matt mays & el torpedo at the phoenix last nite, caught up with brad and his sister renita (she and i are working on a special little project together right now cannot reveal it yet) it was a good time at one point after fil was done shooting i said ok we can’t talk about this anymore fil is back and renita said something funny that i forget along the lines of being good and i said yeah when he comes back i’m all (does double blow job motion with each hand) sucking everyone’s dicks! and this one old square (silverhead, mostly bald, w/ glasses with equally old lame wife) casually peeks over his shoulder back at us/me to have a gander at what this blow job giver-outer looks like just in case. haha so busted we killed ourselves over that one.
brad was baaaaaaaaaaaked my favourite brad!
used two smokey pepperettes in this scramble last nite oh man v tasty.
what do you guys think about pizza flavoured tacos? don’t discourage me. i’m going to make this happen. i think pizza sauce in lieu of taco sauce/salsa. i will keep you posted. ha right then next i’ll make chocolate flavoured caramel.
i just did wii fit for the first time in 63 days! ha more like WII FAT. did you like that? i just made it up. anyway, lo and behold i am not heavier than the last time i weighed myself on that scale of depression 63 days ago, i am slightly lighter. never declare to the internet that you lost weight because two days later you will feel like a cow. this period is taking forever to arrive i’ve been straight bloated for weeks it feels. sorry all i ever talk about is being wasted and my period.
i only came back on this shit machine just to share my wii joke with you.
oh and a lady almost U-turned into me on my bike last nite, i was pretty close to just veering around/alongside her sans bike dinging cos i assumed she would just blast ahead of me, thankfully i decided to be a bell nazi otherwise i’d’ve been a sailin’ palin. she slammed on the breaks and it jerked her up inside pretty hard she didn’t even check her mirror for shit and she burned it out of there like a bat out of hell something fierce afterward. crazy lady, she knew that i knew that the intense whiplash she experienced would have been how fast she’d have slammed into me and thus she beat it the hell out of there. near death experiences are kinda funny only in the sense that you’re like hmm what am i going to make for dinner tonite when do i put the vegetables in after how long the chicken’s been seared BLAMMO DEAD then you’re like cool if i would have bit it i wouldn’t have to study for that math test wahooo! it’s a reminder to take it easy and not rush your brains out all the time, put things into perspective all that oprah stuff.
garry shandling OUT!
ps. aren’t you happy as hell elina is finally off of antm?
im trying to think of what shit i have on you if that thing should ever surface
12:35pmEl
something about how you could be britney
12:35pmRaymi
OH GOD
enough AAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
12:36pmEl
you got nothing
12:36pmRaymi
yeah thanks for the intervention pfft
12:36pmEl
i think
umm yeah i think i should have
12:36pmRaymi
doye
can you please just record over that
12:36pmEl
before you got on the plane
maybe
12:36pmRaymi
i made ***** delete a ton of videos he had of me totally spazzing out
12:37pmEl
dude it will never get out
12:37pmRaymi
no couldnt have been (before plane to LA) cos i threw ****** out and wouldnt have been in the bg
JUST DELETE IT
12:37pmEl
do you know how much of a pain it would be to transfer to digi anyway?
12:37pmRaymi
there is no reason to have that
dont care
i do not give u permission to have my shit on tape dude
12:38pmEl
ok
12:38pmRaymi
as a friend
erase it, it would give me peace of mind
that was a horrible time in my life
12:38pmEl
i had no idea
12:38pmRaymi
i know
its ok
12:38pmEl
that it would stress you
12:38pmRaymi
it brings back too much cringe worthy stuff
psyche ward all those assholes
barf
ugh! that chat reminds me of the time my brother taped a copy of g’n’r or metallica or something for this chick and i decided to have my own talk show recording over it i just thought it was a shit blank tape anyway this girl confronts me at school in the bathroom while i was washing my hands and she’s all lauren halfway through listening to this tape your voice comes on all over it and i’m all GAH NO NUH-UH real mature like and i casually ask what am i saying and she goes oh you’re like playing with your barbies and speaking in different voices and i just stood there red faced and said no not me so not me (so obviously me least convincing denial ever) and she just laughed at me as i ran down the hall back to my class THEN she tells my brother and he gets all pissed at me cos i embarrassed him and fucked up the tape. WHAT! how can HE be embarrassed about that i’m sorry but my embarrassment trumps yours ten fold bro. i also think one of her friends overheard this exchange and is all what’s that and the girl tells her too and they both laugh at me together, 2 years my senior, the dread i felt was so powerful like get me out of this how do i do it i know RUN! her name is valerie i wonder if she is on facebook.
I tried making a video of Wiley doing his whining thing but whenever the camera comes out he doesn’t do it. I think this one is pretty funny though. They were both watching so intently. -dave
Ryan: haha i watched a whole infomercial about that and then i cut holes in an old blanket it works but you feel like a nerd
me: HAAH stoner outfit
Ryan: one rope around your waist and you’re like a monk with a joint in the mouth yes hockey sweaters are always still cool right teach me how to be like city fashionable
me: hockey sweaters are not cool (edit:i thought he meant jerseys)
Ryan: oh fuck yeah they are ok disagreement #1 don’t you have a hockey sweater
me: are sports jackets cool? no
Ryan: well no but sweaters yes
me: nothing sport is cool EVER nike shocks? not cool
Ryan: what if it’s like your favourite team ever and you’re just representin
me: lululemon pants?
Ryan: what are those
me: if its like a vintage totally shrunken tight jersey then ok or a sweater
Ryan: i got a hockey sweater in the mail today with my name and number on it you’re killin my buzz sorta
me: sorry
Ryan: what are luluemon pants, ps i own nothin but jeans
me: lululemon is an exercise brand for dumpy chicks to trick you into thinking they actually work out
Ryan: oh kinda like under armour for guys?
me: all the suburban chicks wear it guys wear it too
Ryan: everlast is even more skid to me
me: like running jackets and crap expensive
Ryan: it’s like riight you’re a BOXER.
me: which is funny to me when people buy it to fit in its the gap of yoga clothing
Ryan: but they’re fat?
me: fat medium thin all types wear it tight black yoga pants with a slight bell bottom to hide cankles
Ryan: haha ok i haven’t spotted those
me: http://www.lululemon.com/ well you live in the forest and run with wolves
Ryan: people wear sweatpants hahah they keep their distance it’s more like bush up here like. third generation forest. thick, anyway hemp necklaces, do they equal instant hippie?
me: i guess so but if u wear hippie jewelery with an urban boho look yer fine if u wear it with a jerka you’re a tea head
Ryan: yeah i just have the necklaces one sarong
me: u know those beach hoodies i used to have one
Ryan: great now i’m xmas shoppin for my sister at this link you sent me yeah ponchos i lost my poncho
me: looks like they were made out of burlap and then striped
Ryan: it was warm i got a jacket like it though
me: if jerseys were fitted better they could be cool
Ryan: mine fits perfect ! and it says RAY on the back ! and 27! and has an A on the shoulder ! most of mine are too big though like. for real hockey so it sucks just baggy as fuck yknow?
me: yeah not cool
Ryan: do you use skype i could just show you for a cool-check
so pumped and still a little in shock but oh man happy happy happy day. will get to the rest momentarily.
first on the docket, new glasses thank you thank you. they also come in a grey frame or maybe tan, 18 bones, le chateau hate to admit it but they do their junk accessories right everything else wrong, so sad you used to be so good to me LC.
new news, my old standby has upped their game to all you can eat sushi now, i stayed with my sashimi, though for 4 dollars more i could have done it.
these annex jungle gardens just kill me.
i impulsively decided to take a stroll up to the lcbo after i did my palin impression to some guy in front of the bloor cinema handing out fliers for the nite’s NOW election party, i’m all yeah i’m going, he’s all cool i’m all AND i’m going as sarah palin YA MAVERICK then everyone stopped dead in their tracks except for me i walked away as fast as possible feeling really stupid. there was a sarah palin contest prize for best s palin got it?
and then i made a wonderful little discovery before i hit the booze emporium, this brand new little cheese shop nancy’s cheese, i almost blew right by it still going with the image of a showcase full of little cheeses in my mind nope must turn around and go in, that i did and blew 20 bones on the spot.
i prefer to give my patronage to the little guy and so do you, you snobs. also i like knowing what i’m getting and you can’t have a proper conversation with a supermarket employee about this stuff, they typically do not care or know anything about cheese, and do they let you sample? the pepperette is v good, smokey with a bit of spice. sausage farts for one and all.
it was a surprise for fil as we hadn’t decided on dinner i wanted to blow it so badly i am really shitty with surprises (if you have a surprise for me just tell me RIGHT NOW cos i HAVE TO KNOW) anyway i had to lug that 6 pack under my arm with a bottle of wine in the other, my cheese/meat selection bag AND purse (so glad i opted to not bring a book to read) it was difficult and painful, lcbo officially have no more plastic bags and the handle on the 6 pack case was kinda wimpy and untrustworthy. needless to say my pipes are massive right now. nancy’s cheese is located 260 dupont street on the north side, just east of spadina.
preppin’ for palin.
did you guys see that scary address she delivered during the snl presidential bash? it got no laughs, was threatening, and not at all funny. SO glad so so so so so glad they lost now i can rip on her with a calmed conscience though i’m kinda way over it by now. if she gets her talk show then we’ll see.
guh bluh?
what are you doing in this square part of town ma’am?
it was gone when we came back this way on our way home.
for those joe 6 packs playing a drinking game right now… MAVERICK. the bloor cinema line-up was bananas so we went to the beer station where there were plenty of flat screens and skids to silently judge. it got heated when channels were changed several times by stupid dupes at the bar, this one chick went to give ‘em hell and i was like ok i’m gonna back her here i go then flipped out only about 25% explaining that the one tv you are controlling is connected to 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 others pointing and counting at each one all the while dressed in my stupid sarah palin garb (not in character though) and then he’s like sorry why do you care you’re american? i said no we’re canadian oh ok why do you care I’m canadian for real (this guy is like really smart) and i said yeah so are we and this is a fucking historical moment dude sorry to have to explain this then the guy turned all hitting on me hahah oh that’s a nice necklace it’s all original ‘n shit then made me shake his sweaty palm. i said sorry for flippin’ out (didn’t really) but like maybe you should give a fuck about this (dude was half black i think) he goes yeah i want obama to win and then everyone around him went yeah duh so do we like this moron thought we were all rooting for the bad guy or something?
oh hai thur.
when she was getting this on the looks from everyone oh man too funny.
the chick behind sass is the one i had the back of and she was very entertained by sass’ mental illness.
the bar eventually filled way up, overflow from the cinema crowd. i was kinda bummed we didn’t bother at least trying to bust in there, by we i mean me, yeah i’m super glad i wore this shitty outfit and couldn’t stop speaking like fargo all nite long for no prize
it’s difficult to air rifle pose, for me at least.
brad fresh from his smashing pumpkins concert. guys should i continue to part my bangs to this side from now on?
harajuku brad
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
spirits are raised.
there was this one rad lone black dude at the bar and everytime he walked out to call his buddies with the news he went WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO! we could hear him from inside, so awesome, it was such a good buzz uh oh i’m goin’ hippie.
i have some video of a drunk being tossed out cos he kept talking during the speeches, he made brad and i have convulsive giggle fits cos he was so dumb and just couldn’t control himself.
