today it’s all about futbol. bah. all i care about is the beer and the sausages and the chips. i don’t understand this country’s fascination with a 3 hour long sport. it wouldn’t be so long if you stopped the clock everytime one of those things happened where someone does something and the other team like catches it andthen everyone goes mental then uhh, everyone has to pay close attention to what just happened. it’s retarded. if they’d just throw the fuckin ball, run like hell and maybe punt a few times the game would be over in a matter of minutes. but no. you gotta have all this drama. whatever.
I�m in an ok mood now. I�ve been masturbating and reading all morning long. Well, it�s early afternoon really, but for me the morning isn�t over until I�ve showered and dressed for the day. Two o�clock in the afternoon is 11 am my time. I�m in one of those all-I-want-to-do-is-walk-around-in-my-underwear-and-drink-coffee, moods. It doesn�t occur to me that I haven�t eaten in two days. I guess I�m a bit of a headcase. I realized this not long ago. I am now a fine product of indifference. Nothing phases me. Meh. Whatever. I�ve amped the heat up to 73, I�m walking around hunch-backed in my slippers, messy hair, red t-shirt and underpants. The world is going about its way outside, without me. Good for it. I can get my shit together right here and not move my ass for 8 hours. I did eat a Boston cream donut before getting out of bed. It was brought to me, that is the only reason why I ate it. I�m drinking cold coffee now. It�s bitter and tastes all wrong and I�m loving every gulp. It�s a sunny day out and not very cold. I might take up chain-smoking again just because I can. Wouldn�t that be nice. To abuse one�s body as much as one possibly can. Ahhh. Talk to me in a few hours and I�ll be nice again. I promise.
obviously the pics work again. phew. check out my brand new, horribly fancy cartoons. left-hand column of this page. i add to them often so check ‘em out every goddamn day.
no worries – just frustration, the site i use to upload my pictures is down – again. so you’re stuck with content only. i’m probably the only one who uses that fucking website too. anyway. good news – located a watering hole that features karaoke thursday nites. bad news – got there for last call, three sheets to the wind. sang crap and now i’m hungover-as-shit. before that we went candle-pin bowling. i was the only broad in the joint who had teeth. wonderful. i go back to my coffee now.
38: Gone to the movies: rented movies. Moulin Rouge & Chopper
39: Gone out for dinner: Cappy�s
40: Said “I love you”: no, but I said I love beer.
41: Had a serious talk: yah, it was with this drunk guy who stands on the sidewalk in front of my house. �Some nice sun we�re havin� eh?� �Yep.� A very serious conversation.
42: Missed someone: Always
43: Fought with your parents: not in person
44: Fought with a friend: I don�t have friends but if I did I�m certain we�d fight.
Do you…
45: Wear eye shadow: Only if it�s light baby blue and lots of it.
46: Put on a “front”: Damn straight nigga. When my bitches be gettin� aw outta line I gotsta pull out �dem big guns an� stickit to �em raw dog, aiight. I be tight.
47: Kiss on the first date: Knocked-up
48: Have a crush on someone: yeah
49: Chew with your mouth open: uh huh.
Random
50: If you got a tattoo, where would you get it, and what would be: something black and fancy, in between my shoulder blades
51: What color is your floor/carpet in your room: hardwood floors
52: What was the last CD you bought: Jan Arden�s Greatest Hurts for my mum
53: How did you spend last summer: NYC
54: When’s the last time you showered: this mornin�
55: Are you tired: always
56: Are you lonely: sometimes
57: Are you happy: I’m not unhappy
58: Are you wearing pajamas: not yet
59: Are you talking to someone online: no
60: What is your astrological sign: Aries
61: What time is it: time for another beer
63: Are glad your breasts are small and humble?: Ok
64: name everything you ate today: chowder, potato skins, steak, cigarettes, beer, nachos
65: sport: hockey
66: season: fall
67: Do you pick your nose: often
68: eat it?: Definitely
69: Dive in or slowly submerge: Jackknife Dive
70: Quote: �Be not too liberal it doth belong; to dogs alone to fuck the whole day long.
