i’m hungry

did you know that everytime you see a watch ad the time is always 10:10, well, there’s like a 95 per cent chance that it will be. so guess who told you that, me. remember.

“i don’t have out-going mail.”

stand the fuck by me

When the night has come

And the land is dark

And the moon is the only light we see

No I won’t be afraid

No I won’t be afraid

Just as long as you stand, stand by me

And darling, darling stand by me

Oh, now, now, stand by me

Stand by me, stand by me

If the sky that we look upon

Should tumble and fall

And the mountain should crumble to the sea

I won’t cry, I won’t cry

No I won’t shed a tear

Just as long as you stand, stand by me

And darling, darling stand by me

Oh, stand by me

Stand by me, stand by me, stand by me

Whenever you’re in trouble won’t you stand by me

Oh, now, now, stand by me

Oh, stand by me, stand by me, stand by me

Darling, darling stand by me

Stand by me

Oh stand by me, stand by me, stand by me

i like it when people think certain things about me that are not reality – it’s so flattering and not at all annoying and i shake my head yes yes yes when i read their words and i hear them say it i go you are SO right open up the window and let some of the right out.

that’s me up there, prepping for the raymimpics, otherwise known as the special olympics.

and i forget what the event was.

uhh.

i think i was just a water girl or something or suppose to b eand i got so excited i backflip-somersaulted into the bookshelf on the bed and zak was all, we’re outta here sister and i was all ya whatever you are wearing my sweater, i invented it.

good day.

so i like to wear beige a lot because people see you and they are like YOU ARE NAKED and they look again and they go YOU ARE NOT NAKED but, you look NAKED, and, brraaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAARRR and i am neurotic going i wish i wore a dumpy librarian dress instead.

dune and bob show

go there and figger out how to get them radio thing on yer ‘puter ‘cos then you can hear raymi talk to kansas widgituh every sunday about how lame hooters is and how i’m a big no talent ass-clown and im kinda nervous to call but whatever and other junk.

oh yeh it’s every sunday 6-8 pm eastern time. i’m callin’ in about 7 or so.

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nervous
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