faygo stripper. says:

hows your day?

raymi says:

snowy

raymi says:

how is yours?

faygo stripper. says:

same. i had to shovel. but then the end broke off.

raymi says:

loser

faygo stripper. says:

straight goods. i like your art blog

raymi says:

thanks it’s retarded

faygo stripper. says:

ya but in a good way.

faygo stripper. says:

ok i have to go buy a new shovel. ill talk to you soon.

the lady who made our bagels is retarded.

slow.

and the other lady serving coffee is fat and bitchy and s-talks every person who walks by the front of tim horton’s.
this one old lady was walking slowly by and she put her cigarette out on the sidewalk and the coffeebitch goes UNNNNNGH THERE IS AN ASHTRAY LIKE, LIKE, RIGHT THERE, YOU KNOW and she looked around to make sure her co-workers were paying attention to her disgust and it made me want to go outside and put out 5 cigarettes on the sidewalk because i didn’t like her tone.

today fil will get to see half baked for the very first time. i tried to explain it to him how funny it is and i tried to say some of the funny lines and i don’t think i sold it very well.

ok there’s this part where the guys spend a bunch of money that they are not suppose to because they are saving to get that one guy out of jail and then dave chappelle yells at them all for spending the money and then he takes a toke and his voice changes all nice and he says “i’m sorry for yelling.” and then he takes another toke and says something else that i forget, and it’s really funny. i mean it. it’s SO funny. it’s the way he says it that’s funny.

then i tried to immitate it and i thought i did a pretty good job but because it wasn’t in context, fil didn’t laugh, or smile, nothing.

holy failed lesbo!

anyway, we were playing megatouch (duh) sometime or other a couple nites back and these shitbag white boy suburban toolbags with sideways baseball hats and upturned collar golf shirts are standing behind us for awhile going oh THAT GAME IS THE SIIICKEST! YO THAT GAME GETS HARD YO THAT GAME IS RIDUNKULOUS!! and they asked how long we would be playing and i turned and said we would be playing all nite long and then some of them went away because my cold hearted bitchitude froze their eyelids shut and then i began to shitbag them all not knowing one was right behind my head still and fil and steve are all uh one of those kids was right behind you when you talked all that smack then i suggested i go over to them and say i heard they wanted to fight me. but i didn’t. then we had tequila and i felt like vomitting out of my nose. but i didn’t.

i heart huckabees was boooooooring and if i knew it was going to be all “existential” and “kooky” i wouldn’t have bothered watching it. the funny parts that are only funny because they are weird were too few and far between to hold my interest. jason schwartzman looks like tom cruise, no lie. mark wahlberg is probably the only interesting character because he cares about not using petroleum and rides a bike yet no matter how ethical he tries to be and intelligent, he still comes off as dumb. he gets upset and frustrated a few times and punches out different people, that was funny at least.

i dunno what the big hoopla over this movie was. wow. modern day get into my psyche. pffft.

next.

ps movies about existential detectives investigating coincidences equals this is bullshit.

i just wrote the gayest rap lyrics ever about washing dishes and fil’s going to play bass along to it and we’re gonna audblog it later.

i was washing dishes and i thought to myself/hey i could fit another bowl, up on that shelf!

washing dishes, those damn dirty bitches/washing dishes, dishes in the kitchen – ungh!