just caught the tail-end of die another day and it was right at the part where he goes “looks like you will live to die another day.” and he uses his powerful ultrasonic ring that can break glass and then has a big rock climbing rope that zips him up and through the roof while he is being shot at and then he runs down the side of the dome roof to the ground and then he surfs using the door of the super duper fast car using a parachute as a guide in freezing cold iceberg water that turns into a tsunami from the laser beam from outerspace exploding everything and lands unscathed back on the frozen ice and gets into his invisible car and drives it into the ice palace.

imagine writing that and trying to get someone to buy your script and some smart ass reading it back to you with their eyebrows raised and their tone is way sarcastic.

i’d love to be the assistant of the asshole reading the script to the writer and then when the writer leaves my boss steady shit-talks the writer for twenty minutes and i am like ya uhhuhuhhuhuh like butthead.