sweet jesus call this number right now, it’s free and not a scam, funny as hell DO IT!

1-888-353-7667

i just wasted a bunch of time drawing that cos i wanted to make shirts out of it but cafepress won’t let me use it cos of copyright or whatever but i think it’s only cos batman and robin are kissing, dangit.

i’m gonna see how long i can go today without complaining about something, which is going to be tough seeing as i have to pack up more shit and write a treatment. wait, was that complaining just there? if i can’t complain then i guess i can’t write anything. was that complaining again? does this mean i can’t say fuck? is ‘fuck’ complaining? i guess i can’t say ‘unnnngh’ either. maybe i should just just, not talk altogether?

i hate my life.

oh wait… ARG!

when people say don’t eat the yellow snow i want to rip their hair out of their ugly heads. that saying was not funny to begin with and it certainly isn’t funny now. yeah thanks uncle tom for that tip because i was planning on going into the backyard and eating yellow snow and then go onto the driveway and eat some grey dirty snow and hopefully there will be rocks in it.

FUCK!

i hate that you have to fake laugh along with these people because they are social retards who aren’t funny but think that they are.

i just made up a song and now it is fil’s favourite song. it goes like this:

I’M REALLY BORED AND HUNGRY! I’M REALLY BORED AND HUNGRY!! I’M REALLY BORED AND HUNGRY!! and you clap your hands between each sentence, every other clap being a double clap.

i just screamed at fil, “IT’S YOUR SHIT WHY SHOULD I PACK IT?!”

i do not like packing, i helped for a little while and now i am EXTREMELY agitated, cos of the noise of boxes and stuff moving around. the lunatic down the hall locked himself out of his apartment and completely lost his mind and screamed at his girlfriend then she hit him after he spat at her and wouldn’t give her her id back so she could leave cos he thought she was going to leave and get her dad to come over to fight him. fucking coke rage moron. then he dumped the recycling bin in the alley and now there are ten hundred catalogues and magazines and brochures rotting in the slush. my back really hurts and the dust is giving me a headache and fil is taping up boxes behind me and the sound of the tape makes me want to drink an entire bottle of vodka RIGHT NOW!

wow i am crabby.

fil dropped me on my head last nite at the christmas party and my head hitting the floor made a really loud crack noise but it didn’t really hurt, it was just pathetic. i hope christmas gets here soon and gets itself over with, i don’t think i can handle all this drinking. i went onto msn last nite and was rude to everyone, people who added me years ago who i don’t remember. one guy i am like HEY NICE EMAIL ADDRESS WHAT ARE YOU FROM NEPTUNE?! another guy i was all I LIKE THAT YOU ARE ADVERTISING YOUR CRUISE TRIP ON MSN COS LIKE EVERYONE CARES!

i keep asking fil every ten minutes what we are going to do today and he whisper screams back at me that we are packing.

this girl is a hilarious bitch and she is awesome because she has black eyebrows and platinum hair and she says things that are not important but makes them seem that way.