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i hate people who line up at the coffee station and wait for you to do the whole sugar and cream and lid thing and they are standing there with their black coffee all self-righteous like they are the most considerate person in the world because they have the patience to let you have the coffee station all to yourself, it makes me want to turn around and say something snarky except i haven’t thought of the perfect mean thing to say yet.
maybe if i threw all of the sugar packets into the garbage in front of them and poured the cream and homo milk and 2 per cent into that drain thing and put all the stir sticks in my pockets and crumpled up the lids one by one and turned around and said “shoulda got here sooner” then left, i think that might work.
the looks on their faces when they are waiting is what really sets me off, it’s sort of like the same look bitchy women have on their face when they are holding the door open for you at the mall, except a lot bitchier.
next time i’ll do my sugar/cream thing really fast then let them at the station but then act like i forgot to do something else and wait behind them and sigh as loud as i can and roll my eyes and exclaim loudly IF I WANTED A COLD COFFEE MAYBE I WOULD HAVE ORDERED ONE.
i could go on and on forever about this i mean, MORE THAN ONE PERSON CAN USE THE STATION AT ONCE!!! IS EVERYONE ON CRAZY PILLS HERE!?!?!?
raymi says:
raymi says:
im sorry my shitty comics are not as good as new york city and your fancy red stripe
Compelling Protagonist says:
hahahahaha
Compelling Protagonist says:
shut up
raymi says:
READ IT AND LAUGH
raymi says:
fine
raymi says:
maybe if i talk about bodegas
Compelling Protagonist says:
i love you shut up
raymi says:
u arent going HAHAHHAHahahAHAHhahaHAHA
Compelling Protagonist says:
not really, i dunno
Compelling Protagonist says:
raymi, ive outgrown your canadian humor…i think its time we called it quits
Compelling Protagonist says:
its a wrap babe
raymi says:
fine
raymi says:
just remember I INVENTED YOU FUCKER
Compelling Protagonist says:
*puts on shades
Compelling Protagonist says:
*walks away
Compelling Protagonist says:
*leaves you in dust
raymi says:
yeah go hang in union square and convince people you arent a douchebag
Compelling Protagonist says:
< cool >we just cant relate…im much too big for things like …this!
raymi says:
right totally i get it
Compelling Protagonist says:
hahahahaahahahaahahahaha]
Compelling Protagonist says:
you love my < cool > tag
Compelling Protagonist says:
ok cool
raymi says:
yeh it was so funny dude like i never thought of it
raymi says:
ok cool indeed
Compelling Protagonist says:
you are not cool
raymi says:
cos im white?
Compelling Protagonist says:
one of the reasons yeah
raymi says:
whatever skinny fag u think yer better than me now that yer thin and are at def jux
raymi says:
EAT SHIT
Compelling Protagonist says:
hahahahah
raymi says:
CANADA WHAT
‘Do you know what I mean?’, the mean skanks scream
As they stream, slam, sweat and steam through the dark
Bumping and whistling strange notes seraphine
That bounce past to the black greens of the park
If true melody holds forth from this crackling pit
And new sounds reach the trees undisturbed
We can rummage in there for an iced wit
Fighting hard for her minions perturbed
‘I’m Raymi the minx, you jibbering fools,
I’ll cry, I’ll butt, I’ll share and I’ll dare
Freeze and shatter your book and your rules
With real gold in my hand – your greased chunks of hair.
As lights tire and the street shivers and snores
Nighty night’s are eschewed,’God bless you, you whores’
-rebelmuirchld
i don’t think i am even going to shower today, i might change my mind. i haven’t looked in the mirror in at least three hours so my memory of what i actually look like right now is non-existant, i’ve decided that i look hot in a dirty lazy scab kind of way and my hotness is increasing by the minute. i want to look sexy tonite so i won’t feel invisible at the strip bar but i don’t think i own anything sexy nor have i in a very long time and right now all i know about sexy is high heels and extra eye-liner.
the fuckhead down the hall is the most annoying piece of shit ever, he has people coming by constantly and one guy is always going through the recycling bin in the alley. i’m wired/tired enough to scream something scarey at all of them. i miss those french people who sound like a romantic sitcom every time they walk in and out of the building.
oh i just realised that this is a different guy down the hall having people by non-stop. so glad we’re moving.
this is really unggggh i shouldn’t have bothered getting up so early now i just want to eat a lot of food. too bad i’m not addicted to soap operas. maybe i’ll work on that. douche bag says what?
