i am bored. we are not going out until the hockey game is over. more like the BORING game. fil and i are snapping at each other because we have been in the same room together for too many hours in a row and then we have snap attacks over who was actually snapping at whom and trying to justify the attitude in our voices. i am also pre-menses and fil ate half a thing of ice cream so maybe he is pregnant i think.

i like/hate when people are all SEE YOU NEXT YEAR cos i think WHY DO YOU HATE ME THAT’S A LONG TIME FROM NOW and they’re like DON’T YOU GET IT SILLY!? and i am like oh yeah i get it DIE ASSHOLE!

we went grocery shopping after the liquor store and i went up to use the bathrooms and some little blond pixie girl was standing on the stairs whistling down at some employees and going BEEP BEEP beep BEEp BEEP bEEP. i wish she was my friend.

one time i was waiting for the streetcar and a bunch of kindergardners and their teacher came by holding hands and they were all going meow meow meow meow meow meow so i started meowing along with them.

this little girl told me once that the sun follows her because she is special and i said ME TOO!

i am partially brain-damaged.

happy new year.

peace out.

valentine’s day is just around the corner folks. scroll through for other products with this loving graphic.

woah. bad coincidence.

i am trying to find a nice wholesome photo for a new background picture. i type in “champagne” in a google image search and found this.

i want like a hundred of them!

phil finally downloaded messenger to his laptop and i updated my version finally so we can communicate without having to open our mouths in the same room. so far all we have been doing is using the drawing tool and sending each other penis drawings and writing DIARRHEA and FAG and PURE FAG and pussy drawings. ok mostly i have but whatever i love technology!

i think we witnessed a drug deal in the park beside our building last nite, we watched for awhile then decided to give those sketchbags some privacy, what with them knowing where we live ET AL. my cooking was a success! then we went to paramount to see Narnia and yes a family sitting behind us each took turns kicking the back of my chair and eating loudly and coughing and talking and i waited ’til about 3/4 through the film before i turned around and asked them to stop kicking the back of my chair and they all pretended they didn’t hear me and kept looking at the screen so when i turned back around they kicked my chair all over again. luckily the movie ended shortly after and they all skidaddled the f out of there.

raymi: i almost destroyed an entire family just then.

fil: mm hmm.

raymi: < long tirade about every single annoying thing the family did >

fil: < pity laugh >

i’m cooknig dinner tonite. it is going to be garlic butter shrimp with glass noodles and other stuff and fish and tomatoes and cheese on crackers for an apertif and lots of red wine and fil doesn’t know this yet but i’m getting him a SWIFFER for a belated xmas gift!