because cid attacked me because his precious boyfriend fil left for work i have decided to do everything in my power to annoy the crap out of him. i went back to bed for a little nap and the evil cat followed me there so i stuck my toe out from under the blankets (for some reason toes make cid turn into a spastic lunatic) and put the toe back under again and so he tried to eat my toe for a little while, i continued teasing him right up to the point of him becoming dangerously feral so i stopped poking my toe out which made him more insane and he manically tried to dig through the mattress with his little paws over and over and then stopped then something strange happened, he began growling very low and spooky and decided that his tail was after him so he spent 5 minutes trying to destroy it and he had it between his paws and he licked it then bit it then it flicked away from him so he had to catch it again and by this time his growling was louder so i got scared and hid under the blankets and fell asleep.
it’s not even ten am and cid has already attacked me.
i loved memoirs of a geisha and so did fil despite his upward of twenty attempts at sawing logs during it. fil’s mum loved it too. so there. everyone else who says/said it was bad or mocking the book (noel) is extremely gay and ugly.
so you are working on south park right now or is that a secret?
Lenny Plotz says:
no i’m finished working on sp. but i have just spent the last 2 weeks dueling with matt on his new xbox360, we are fifa soccer crazy and total addicts we play almost everyday
Lenny Plotz says:
those guys are close pals and i totally thinks they are fukn comedy icons
raymi says:
can you get them to be my penpal boyfriends?
raymi says:
or make a character based on raymi
Lenny Plotz says:
they wouldnt do 1 on me….
raymi says:
have you played burnout for xbox?
Lenny Plotz says:
though now people think i’m ‘kenny’
raymi says:
well that’s cos you are boring like this zzzzzz…
raymi says:
thats cool
raymi says:
are you coming back to canada?
Lenny Plotz says:
ya if i’m boring the girlz of canada are in big trouble
Lenny Plotz says:
who cares i’m boring.
raymi says:
you are insecure
Lenny Plotz says:
you’re a real toronto girl i can tell, no wonder nobody gets laid in canada
raymi says:
i dont like when you and your mom trick spenny and lie to him that’s not fair
Lenny Plotz says:
no i’m a narcisist
raymi says:
i am not a real toronto girl, i grew up in mississauga yo and ********
raymi says:
i keeps it real
Lenny Plotz says:
sorry g nigga’
raymi says:
took you forever to come up with that one
Lenny Plotz says:
ya i wracked my brain
Lenny Plotz says:
it’s still early here
raymi says:
right
raymi says:
what did you do for new years
Lenny Plotz says:
still smoking?
Lenny Plotz says:
played xbox360 at matt’s all night long
raymi says:
total fag
Lenny Plotz says:
ya i’m a fag cuz i’m playing xbox
raymi says:
how old are you
Lenny Plotz says:
old enough to be your boyfriend
raymi says:
nice one
raymi says:
do you know how old i am
Lenny Plotz says:
mental or phy
raymi says:
as in what year was i born
Lenny Plotz says:
phys you look 14
Lenny Plotz says:
mentally – 78
raymi says:
haha
raymi says:
i was born the same year the chicken mcnugget was invented
Lenny Plotz says:
u like me?
Lenny Plotz says:
or spenny?
raymi says:
im 22
raymi says:
you
Lenny Plotz says:
yum
raymi says:
cos you are mean and funny
Lenny Plotz says:
35
Lenny Plotz says:
is that kool?
raymi says:
yes
raymi says:
you should have a who does raymi like more contest with spenny for show
raymi says:
im pretty famous you know
raymi says:
i get like 3000000 hits a day
raymi says:
and i have two books
raymi says:
that episode would get mad ratings
edit:the rest of the conversation was not included due to its extreme graphic content
we are going to see memoirs of a geisha today with fil’s mum and finally a movie that i don’t have to talk the whole way through cos she read the book like me, too bad aimee can’t come. sorry aimee. fil said he is going to bring a book to read during the film. yeah right, he is going to be totally mesmerized and enchanted and decorate our room with cherry blossoms and kimono fabric once he sees this movie. i am already getting super emotional and ADD about it.
