there i am at fourteen, maybe fifteen. i am sad because i miss my boyfriend and am melodramatic. i eventually dumped him so i could have sex with 29 year olds. gross.
that’s me at 18 in new york, yup also dating a 29 year old. maybe when i am 40 i will be dating a 29 year old.
ward and i use to go to this chinese food buffet all the time cos it was 5 dollars, that was before i moved to nyc and pretty much how i got fat.
what a dyke. look at that hair.
sorry spartan!
that’s me and to your left is james. he was my promdate. i brought ecstasy to prom, shitty ecstasy, i felt nothing. i walked into a wall after drinking straight from a bottle of tequila at the after-party. i also was elected MOST HUMOROUS by the prom commity/student council and they gave me a whoopie cushion and a diploma. score! i came up with the url james uses in highschool yo!
ew.
my head looks tiny.
me in maine age 18. jeff i want that shirt back!
me and anna from berlin in toronto now i am 19 and totally fucking going crazy. that’s when i was an “online model”
i love that picture. i never met that guy. he’s an artist-something.
me with the neighbourhood kicked me out of the band gang
when noel dumped me over email (which i posted on my blog and is still up, go find it) i went to visit jamie in nyc.
this was the last art system party and i go go danced for it, more like did blow drank 50’s and walked around in my underwear and hung out with penis guy what? nice tribal tattoo. hahahaa.
here i am trying to show online masturbators that i am a “real person” and i have street-cred.
that’s me and cheryl and a penis drink cup thing and i am pretty much a misogynist and the bitches love/d it.
here we are again at mod club halloween a long time ago when it was at revival. we(i) pretty much got cheryl fired that nite from her job working cosmetics at shopper’s, i called in and left a message as her mom at 8 in the morning completely fucking wasted. sorry.
gwyneth paltrow haircut phase again.
look i’m hip before hipster was hip. that’s the same week i spent in nyc with jamie post-noel.
ok more later.
