RN hates me. hey man way to publicly decree on your fuckin’ website that our almost 23 year friendship is over. this brings back memories of you nixing tom green cos he apparently turned his back on canada. oh and this is actually how the conversation went after i left a comment on yer site asking if you were coming to the party:

rn: call me at work when you have a chance. Sam and I might come

raymi: i dont have a chance busy busy all day long

rn: Ok. We’ll play catch up some other time when you’re not busy then. Have fun tonight.

please point out where exactly i said i am too busy for you?

my aunt was over all day and we were working on her art and she was helping me sew and i made her a blog like fuck dude sorry i wasn’t able to fucking hold your hand. this is how many people were called and invited to the party: 0

it’s a blogparty don’t be a whiner, people find out about it on the internet why do i need to call you exactly is there not enough information on my website? oh and you also banned me and removed my link off yer blog, WAY TO GO i’ve known you since preschool you get all retarded like this. I WAS BUSY SO I COULDN’T CALL YOU SO NOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS PERMANENTLY OVER!?

also saying i have a false impression of people loving me, that’s also so nice that you said that! like all this time i falsely thought people liked me, WHAT A FOOL I AM BOY IS MY FACE RED! thank you so much for clearing that up RN!

i am flabbergasted.

i’m quitting drinking cos it is out of control and i have personality changes whilst drunk and today is the first time where i really hate myself cos of the drink and no i am not out of beer, i seriously do not want to drink for a very very long time i also like want to kill myself but i won’t cos of family and fil and like yeah i know suicide is the gayest of the gays and talknig about it is taboo it’s just the day after booze blues i’ll get over it.

jonathan.. says:

im bored

raymi says:

sorry

raymi says:

talk shit about people i know then

jonathan.. says:

i lost?

jonathan.. says:

im

raymi says:

what

jonathan.. says:

talk shit about people i know then

jonathan.. says:

??

raymi says:

if u are bored then let discuss people of the past that we both know

raymi says:

are you an idiot

jonathan.. says:

a hhh

jonathan.. says:

i see

jonathan.. says:

no dont think so

jonathan.. says:

marijauna smoke has made my brain slow…but pretty sure im not an idiot

raymi says:

ok

jonathan.. says:

thanx 4 askin tho

raymi says:

so are you like an orthodontist yet

jonathan.. says:

ha ha ha

jonathan.. says:

a hhh

jonathan.. says:

dreams ur parents put in ur head

jonathan.. says:

when ur little

jonathan.. says:

funny

jonathan.. says:

very funny

jonathan.. says:

no no not an orthodontist…but i am almost on my way 2 bein what my career choice b4 my parents orthodonist stint

raymi says:

what

raymi says:

an artist

jonathan.. says:

no no no

jonathan.. says:

ill always be an artist unfortunatly

jonathan.. says:

im talkin bout a ninja turtle

jonathan.. says:

b4 that i wantd 2 be gumby…but i think thats a little bit childish u kno

raymi says:

SWEET

jonathan.. says:

yea yea!!

raymi says:

i would be the red headband one

raymi says:

raphael?

jonathan.. says:

guess who i was fully stopd beside at a red lite yestrday

jonathan.. says:

truuu

jonathan.. says:

id be michalangelo

jonathan.. says:

no doubt

raymi says:

my mum thought they were the teenage mutant ninja ants

raymi says:

haha

jonathan.. says:

with my mnumchuks

jonathan.. says:

ha ha ha

raymi says:

who at the red light?

jonathan.. says:

angela carrero

raymi says:

how did she look

jonathan.. says:

exactly the fuckin same

raymi says:

woah lame

jonathan.. says:

it was such a trip

jonathan.. says:

n i was so fuckin high

raymi says:

she looks lame

jonathan.. says:

n drivin my friends audi A8

raymi says:

did she recognize you

jonathan.. says:

she musta thot i was rollin in it

raymi says:

whatever u fucking porkchops

jonathan.. says:

yea i lookd rite at her n blew her a kiss n she laughd n rolld down her window

raymi says:

yer spoiled

jonathan.. says:

but the lite turnd green

jonathan.. says:

so i drove away

jonathan.. says:

lol

raymi says:

hahahahaha

raymi says:

see this is what i was talking about when i said lets discuss people of the past

jonathan.. says:

truuu

jonathan.. says:

i always yell at dave from across the street

jonathan.. says:

other day i was blazn n skateboardin in front of my house

jonathan.. says:

n he rolld up in his drive way

jonathan.. says:

n i startd screamn his name

jonathan.. says:

but he jus wavd n went in

jonathan.. says:

??weird?

jonathan.. says:

if sum1 was callin u wudnt u go over n check em?

raymi says:

dude maybe he hates u

jonathan.. says:

ha ha ha ha ha!!

jonathan.. says:

thatd be jokes

raymi says:

maybe u think you are black or in a gang

jonathan.. says:

fully grew up with him

raymi says:

cos of how u talk

jonathan.. says:

ha ha ha ha

raymi says:

i know it is strange

jonathan.. says:

yea that must be it

jonathan.. says:

he like saw my swagger from across the street

jonathan.. says:

n was all like

jonathan.. says:

he must b in a gang

jonathan.. says:

ill stay far away from that kid

jonathan.. says:

i cant wait 2 go under the needle again 2moor!!!!!!!!

jonathan.. says:

boo ya ka sha!!!!!!

jonathan.. just sent you a Nudge!

raymi says:

stop talking ebonics

jonathan.. says:

wtf

jonathan.. says:

u dont understand

jonathan.. says:

goin under the needle?

jonathan.. says:

u kno

jonathan.. says:

tatt

jonathan.. says:

oo

jonathan.. says:

?

jonathan.. says:

kk ill talk pure white k

jonathan.. says:

shud make u feel more comfortable no?

jonathan.. says:

am i allowd 2 spell shud like that?

jonathan.. says:

or wud u rather

jonathan.. says:

should

jonathan.. says:

would u rather should

jonathan.. says:

ha ha ha

raymi says:

should

jonathan.. says:

ok then

jonathan.. says:

super

jonathan.. says:

so i have a newfound attraction 2 these suicide girls

jonathan.. says:

im lookin at

jonathan.. says:

i need a crazy nympho tattd up piercd beehatch

jonathan.. says:

i do believe

raymi says:

gay

raymi says:

i know a suicide girl

jonathan.. says:

yea she hot?

jonathan.. says:

cuz im seein alot of not hot girls

raymi says:

ill get u link

jonathan.. says:

n its kinda killing my whole mood

jonathan.. says:

truu thanx

jonathan.. says:

question

jonathan.. says:

is the abbreviation of “lol” acceptable or wha?

raymi says:

http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Abbie/

jonathan.. says:

no wait arent u like pure anti lol

raymi says:

lol is never acceptable

raymi says:

it is gay

jonathan.. says:

ha ha ha

jonathan.. says:

ok

Dr. Acula says:

white guys get all the girls these days

Dr. Acula says:

if i was white with long hair but still had gold teeth

Dr. Acula says:

id get all the pussy

raymi says:

so being black is no longer fashionable?

Dr. Acula says:

nah

Dr. Acula says:

its passe

Dr. Acula says:

itll make a comeack in lkike 2 years

raymi says:

long hair on white guys SUCKS

raymi says:

all guys every color

raymi says:

like what are you on the cover of a romance book

Dr. Acula says:

hahah

raymi says:

ps u said kike

we’re going to meet up with ciavarro and pitt and others for tv hockey olympic style tv hockey is boooring so i hope there is a megatouch machine there even if someone is on it i will ask if i can play it with them and eventually take over entirely.

i kind of feel bad reading everyone’s blogs that all mention being completely over the toply insanely waaasted from my party, like hello could i BE any more of a bad influence, fuckin’ worst role model EVER! next party will be in a library i mean it.

i ditched the party at the point of total drunken meltdown with fil and samir and hit up ten million bars on our way to the midtown, ie. samir went into bird then we left it was too packed then to this other joint and promptly told the manager THIS PLACE WASN’T TO HER LIKING and points at drunky funky me and leaves. i’m fighting with fil the entire way to midtown and then twenty minutes there-after.

anyway the next one is suppose to be a surprise birthday party for me so i can get a lot of presents from people i hardly know and i am the mastermind behind it but fil says more people will come if i publicly mention it so here and now let it be known that on FRIDAY MARCH 31 there will be a party in my honor i have not decided any details yet but you are required to BUY ME A PRESENT i don’t want any shitty handmade stuff that’s bullshit for me to do, heh. ok it can be handmade if it is amazing only. and if you are too poor to get me something then DON’T BOTHER COMING TO MY PARTY.

ok i’m joking about the presents 100 per cent no i’m not.