oh yeah after getting off the fone with jakalope i screamed like a maniac in brendan’s face and samir’s ear MWAHAHA THAT’S AMAZING THE FUNNY THING IS MY COOLNESS METER JUST ROSE IN SPEAKING TO HER! I MEAN HER FEELINGS ARE HURT…MY STREET CRED GOES UP!
brendan called jakalope last nite so i could apologize for the post i had written about her music video sucking and i think i also said that she talk-singed her stupid goth poetry, pretty funny i think and brendan agreed. she sounds like a 4 year old on the fone. i told her i was all about making fun of shit and she said well maybe you shouldn’t i dunno i said no no for entertainment purposes i wanted her to know that i wasn’t dissing her as an artist i was dissing the shitty music video which as it turns out brendan filmed or worked on i dunno. anyway i said to her i would make a public retraction on my blog about my post. i still think that video is gay but it’s not marketed to me so i understand, she’s cute she sings at things in jars and on the stairs, i’m sorry katie/jakalope.
stupid brendan showing my post to the actual artist i am making fun of NICE GOING BLOWHARD! i can’t remember if i asked her if she reads my blog, ha ha.
now i feel like a mean tabloid. wait what? good!
yeah she pretty much hates all things raymi, she wants to start an i hate raymi site. do it!
ladies try it with yer actual boob size then start over and choose the biggest boob size and choose horseriding, don’t forget to view it from another angle also. fucking brits.
my underwear is on inside-out. i don’t care. samir and i will be hanging out in an hour for the first time since redparty. when we don’t talk or write for a few days samir calls and asks if we are still friends and fil will say hey samir, remember when we were friends? yeah, that was awesome.
being insecure is the funnest.
i pretty much hate everyone today equally. my throat is all closed-up. tonite i’m going to get wasted the not-drinking-during-the-week is temporarily on hiatus for tonite because I AM TURNING TO THE HOOCH because because BECAUSE!
i need to get slammed and shit-trash the world with my peeps.
shit-talking not slammed isn’t as effective or fun.