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raymi says:
i would vote for him
Napa Valley Speedball says:
cause you are as batshit as he is, you just have a home and clothes
Napa Valley Speedball says:
hahahahahahahahaah
raymi says:
uh
raymi says:
why are black people fucking insane
raymi says:
i figure you might know the answer to that
Napa Valley Speedball says:
why do white people smell like hamburger?
Napa Valley Speedball says:
i figure you might know the answer to that
raymi says:
why do africans have machetes why cant they use flowers?
Napa Valley Speedball says:
why do white people walk like this “dee dee doo doo dink din”?
raymi says:
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raymi says:
why do black people throw spears?
raymi says:
is this conversation too racist to put on my blog
Napa Valley Speedball says:
no
raymi says:
ok
tony pierce back in hollywood says:
sorry i can’t go to your party
raymi says:
i might not be having one
tony pierce back in hollywood says:
you have an ad on your blog saying you will
raymi says:
read it again
raymi says:
and then read underneath it jees
raymi says:
look at the date
raymi says:
yes i am going back in time to the year 2003 to have my 20th bday party
that’s the flier i made for what was going to be my 20th bday party. it’s funny cos i actually DID have a nervous breakdown. no wait, that wasn’t funny, that SUCKED.
think like anne heche crazy on someone’s property babbling about UFOs.
it feels like a thursday but it is wednesday. the underwear i am wearing makes my ass itch and i avoid wearing it cos of this but it looks pretty when i wear it so i don’t know what to do.
to raymi from phil:
that’s funny
except the part about christian slater being your boyfriend – it made me jealous when you said ‘go for it dude’
does this mean that good looking guys can get away with a quick grab and feel?
i think you mean ‘respective’ jail cells
to phil from raymi:
respective got it
i was being funny
and after i said we are not going to be boyfriends and girlfriends
what are we going to do tonite
i’m sorry my imaginary conversation with christian slater made you jealous
good looking people are allowed to do anything they want remember that woman who had sex with that 13 year old and they said she is too pretty to go to jail
i was just thinking about how one day i will probably be charged with sexual harassment by one of my lady friends cos i’m all hey are those real or is your bra stuffed and instead of waiting for a reply i find out the answer with my hands a la christian slater.
maybe he should be my next boyfriend? i bet he would go for me cos he’d be all grabbing at me and i’d be like GO FOR IT DUDE. well maybe we could just be friends and talk about having zero boundaries while we are sharing some peppered beef jerky in our respective jail cells.
poor dudes, women get away with everything. when a woman is fondled by a woman they are all giggly and flattered and coo at you but then when a guy does it and say he is not very good looking it’s like terrifying and the women fills up with so much fucking rage that she puts her purse strap around his neck and pulls it tight like a noose and strangles him on the spot.
girl, giggle.
guy, DESTROY.
i was planning to visit my grandma today but my dad said she is doing alright so i should go tomorrow instead. i’m kinda miffed that she isn’t in the hospital in the town she has lived in for the last 46 years, there weren’t enough beds.
today i feel like eating a lot of cheese and more hot salami and writing my depressing modern-day style, choose-your-own-adventure story i hope i at least add a little more to it.
willheim is going to buy my painting that makes me happy and inspires me to make some more art.
i wonder what we will do tonite.
i want and not want to plan my birthday party, i have a feeling it will coincide with funeral-happenings or something who knows. be prepared for a possible last-minute gathering or a postponed event. thanks all for your condolences and such i’d give you my address for sympathy cards but i don’t want to take the attention away from my dad right now i dunno how he’d react to a million I’M SORRY ABOUT YOUR GRANDMA RAYMI cards you know, when it’s his mom et al.
anyway.
i haven’t gotten a new stud yet.
