what you don’t agree that i am super cool?! this is how fucking cool i am we drove around the countryside yesterday and i read stephen king’s the mist to phil like a hundred pages worth if that isn’t cool i don’t know what is, oh duh i forgot, YOU are cool, ungh i am such a moron sometimes.

we hung with samir friday nite and played guitar hero then went out to the boat with sarah, samir skiddled off to whereversville. it was me and fil’s first time at the boat, i’m sorry but it was le gay and i almost got in a psyical fight with an emo hipster guy. any place i go where i have the best dance moves like FOR REAL dance moves and not jingle jangly look at my stupid ugly hair and ironic 80s outfit body swaying shit i KNOW is not a cool place. i dunno why i waited so long to pay five dollars to hang out with people who weren’t cool in highschool and still aren’t cool but want you to think it, anyway, enough about how cool i am.

last nite we set off a million fireworks at my dad’s house and i forgot my camera there but i will get it today and put the pictures up of my oh so artistic eye fireworks something i think i’m drunk still.

cid bit my face friday nite also for no fucking reason. maybe it was cos i sucked so bad at guitar hero that nite, we stayed up ’til 5am even.

i must be emo

hysterical! “stabby rip stab stab”

kiefer takes down the tree

i swear i will fucking kill myself if i don’t get to be trashed with this guy at least ONCE in my lifetime. i trust you to kill me? is this a series on the horizon? sooooo long 24, PEACE!

look how crazy i was, brought to you by tony pierce.

car crash

watch how the reporter DOES NOT help out.

ONE YEAR AGO TODAY

i laugh my head off everytime a news show does a feature on the dangers of myspace. last nite some lady was all it’s like the new playground for kids!!!

no shit einstein! what’s that you say? there’s books in the, library? huh what? water is wet?!! GET OUT OF HERE!

i’m not disputing that everything said was or wasn’t true wait am i doing that double negative thing? anyway i agree that the kids should be monitored and bla bla you’d think parents would be more on the ball with this shit by now so i don’t have to watch a recycled news feature about myspace every nite.

JEANETTE HAS A COMPUTER IN HER ROOM I CAN’T CONTROL WHAT SHE DOES WHEN I’M ASLEEP!

i have an idea, make your own myspace account posing as a kid your child’s age and dupe them into adding you then spread a vicious rumor about your kid having herpes or being a slut or whatever all over myspace. DO IT!

or plan a movie date and then when YOU show up and not some 4 foot emo kid your daughter will be all DAAAAAAAAAAD! YOU ARE SOOOO EMBARASSING! and you can go that’s right, KIMBERLY_CUTIE_1990 YOU ARE FUCKING GROUNDED!