in case there was any confusion i just wanted you to know that i am a loser with no friends who paints deers and wears dresses inspired by aprons.
but i still rule though when listening to itunes on shuffle it takes me an hour to realise i am listening to the worst most obnoxious songs ever in my life.
hi friends it has been awhile since i wrote about how much i rule, ok maybe it’s been over a week, anyway, i don’t want you forgetting.
yesterday i made some jokes waiting for our popcorn at kernels and it saved lise a dollar i swear i am googling kernels right now and going to calculate the tax/price of the special she bought and see if i was right so stay tuned for more developments on that.
just one out of infinity reasons why i rule.
**update ok i went on their site and after three seconds of looking i couldn’t find the special deal but anyway it was buy 2 get one free, any size and lise got two mediums and it came to 9.50 when really the chick said 10.50 BUT then i made my special jokes and she is like BWAHAA 9.50!
after i read your blog last night i got severe indigestion. thanks raymi. -jason
what why? -raymi
i have no clue. i was feeling fine all night.. but as i was reading
your blog my gut just started hurting. so by some crazy logic i figured your blog caused my indigestion. sorry, didn’t want to make you feel bad for it.. just thought i’d let you know,
(i would’ve told you last night but I went right to bed and slept in fetal position) – jason
hmm well sorry -raymi
PHOTO OF THE WEEK!
just try and top it.
white stripes video now this is how strippers should be dancing, slow fucked up head banging.
suicide countdown
is it real? save her? she should be reading postsecret.com – she’s gonna do it saturday newsflash get your ads on her site now!!!!
anyway, yawn. like go get some help already i am NOT watching your suicide over saturday afternoon television or driving in the country hey ever heard of CHOOSING LIFE? no? ok have a nice dirtnap.
WHAT DOES PEEING DONUTS MEAN SHH SHARPIE DON’T TELL!
dear everyone in a mall who thinks they just came from importantsville FUCK YOU AND DIE.
i’m waiting in line at h&m at yorkville mall yesterday to buy this dress that looks like an apron and a new bag and these two bitches in front are leisurely chatting up the cashier with infinity tattoos on her arms. they’re mulling over which bags to buy with the cashier and i’m standing there like a lone turd while three other h&mers are busy pretending to sort hangers and NOT CASHING ME THROUGH so lise comes over and i am like there are three other people here not working and look at the two available tils i’m going to just stand by an empty one and start screaming but then one realised how grossly lazy she was and cashed me out.
now, lise and i are going down the escalator and the chick with the five hundred bags she couldn’t decide upon WHO SHOULD DECIDE WHAT SHE WANTS BEFORE GOING TO THE CASHIER, who also appeared to have ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD TO CHAT this fugly bitch comes up behind us on the escalator and goes EXCUUUUUUSE ME! so we part and then i see that it’s HER and i FUCKING LOSE IT.
i say to lise THIS BITCH held ME up in line for five minutes and now all of a sudden she is in a fucking hurry? i said it all really loud and i know she heard me cos when she made her turn at the ground floor she looked at me and i was still talking S big time and giving her cut-eye and her face was a big question mark, she couldn’t figure out what she did wrong.
READ MY BLOG AND YOU WILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID WRONG FRIZZHEAD.
hi i have five hours to discuss shitty h&m leathers but once i buy them LOOK OUT WORLD GET OUT OF MY WAY ESPECIALLY THE GIRL I MADE WAIT THE LONGEST MOOOOOVE EXCUSE ME!
wow.
anyway.
oh and THEN in another store i’m walking in one direction and there is ample room around me to get by and this older chick goes EXCUUUUSE ME and i’m like YEAH WHATEVER then of course lose it again.
why do you need to announce to the world that you need to get by just fucking GET BY or push me fuck i do it all the time just do it and shut up i didn’t wake up this morning to go to a mall to shop in a store to be standing in YOUR way also you yelled excuse me at me before you were anywhere near me like EXCUSE ME I WILL BE NEEDING TO PASS YOU IN 5 SECONDS JUST GIVING YOU A HEADS UP.
fuck i hate everyone.
