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tonite we are going to eat sausages with toothpicks and xxx mustard last nite we had tomato bocconcini salad with balsamic and a million pieces of salami fil was crabby to me all nite long he bought a new juice jug and was cleaning it with hot water and soap suds and shaking it and it exploded open all over the organ and said it was cos of the hot water and shaking and he should have known better the reason it happened was scientific bla bla and i said DUDE IT’S FUNNY HOW WHEN YOU FUCK UP YOU BLAME IT ON SCIENCE INSTEAD OF YOURSELF and he said well it’s TRUE science made it happen and i said YES AND YOU MADE SCIENCE HAPPEN so from now on when i do something terribly fucked up i can just say i was a victim of science and then even branch out further and blame it on math and biology and history and encyclopedias too.
pff.
nice try fil you are totally blameless cos the big bad science monster got hold of your juice jug, shook it all up and placed it back in your hands.
by the by your compliment last nite was triple swoon-worthy:
YOUR HAIR LOOKS NICE EVEN THOUGH IT IS DIRTY.
are there any people out there who aren’t me who are relieved to know that britney spears is IN CONTROL now? i got a free sample of this shit last nite and i was like PHEW I CAN SLEEP TONITE THANK YOU SHOPPERS DRUG MART THANK YOU. but alack britney spears also wants to know if I am IN CONTROL too aw how sweet of her, on the packaging it says “Are you? IN CONTROL”
woah dude
britney, the question mark comes at the end of the sentence you are not a world famous blogger like me, you can’t just make up your own damn language.
anyway i would answer your question if i knew how cos it’s pretty open-ended. am i? am i what? AM I WHAT WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?!!!!!!!!
yes? i am? eating a? pizza right?? now.
that should do it.
HERE IS A PICTURE OF A SINGING MOUSE:
canadian blog nominations i am in three different categories
best blog
best homour blog
best personal blog
the nominating ends november 12 and then round 1 of voting ends novemeber 15 i swear i better win otherwise i’m quitting my blog!
straightforward more info here.
lindsay lohan and i are sobering out together tho she is beating me 90 days wow!
do they have two day AA chips? mmmmmm chips. hey lindsay BE MY SPONSOR!
classic, i love it. people are so dumb, that’s the moral of this video.
