here are some pictures from the movie shoot last week the quality is crap an extra took these with their cameraphone obvs. trying to get the slonkies in the middle i am the one partying alone dancing? still working on getting more and of better quality.
my bra was totally stuffed to give the impression of huge bajungas and it worked.
turns out the super annoying conversation that wasted twenty minutes of my life was a hoax! enjoy your 3 seconds in the spotlight, genius.
i am thinking about eating more chicken maybe i’ll wait and make salad out of it later with goat cheese & jerk sauce and fil will punch me in the face and eat it all with his hands cowering on the kitchen floor by the cabinets like an opposum busted going through the trash eyes like flashlight beams DON’T LOOK AT ME! and he sounds like a banshee from hell.
there is a fancy olive oil on the counter called PLANETA and everytime i look at it i think it says PLACENTA and then i am like ew for the rest of the morning when i am making espresso LEAVE ME ALONE PLACENTA OIL.
i was going to write a telling it like it is anecdote about how annoying i think graphic novels are but i don’t want pitt to kill himself and write a novel in my comments i didn’t really think through all my opinions of why they are annoying either, they just are. come on, graphic? novel? more like REALLY LONG SHITTY COMIC BOOK nice try.
here are some pictures of my friends:
last nite i ate 2/3 of a roast chicken from loblaws well maybe 3/4 of it or 4/5 depending which way you look at it cid helped me. i started eating it with my mouth only holding the container in my hand/lap and going at it, lise was like NICE ONE despite having not eaten an animal in two months, we pull into the gas station and this douche taxi driver is aiming to take the pump we had been waiting thirty seconds for, i roll down the window, chicken in one hand, it all over my face and fingers and make a sarcastic angry motion that uh excuse me this is our pump and he returns the sarcastic gesture being all well go to it then meanwhile he was diagonally about to saddle up to it so he goes away lise gets out to pump and i am in the car eating my chicken and luckily no one else was watching you know when you are in the car and there is another car in front facing you and you and the person sitting in the other car have to act like you aren’t looking at each other every 4 seconds and you play that look then look away game i hate that.
then as lise is trying to back up to leave this yuppie turd in a white SUV blocks us in and by now it is established that we are ragelors probably the smell of the chicken and the stupidity of all of toronto except for me and lise so she gets out of the car and tells the guy to BACK UP who was on his cellphone totally oblivious to the fact that we can’t move for his shitty mobile cos he has blocked us in, i am very nervous about this because lise has totally fought people in cars before haha.
before this incident we are pulling into the lcbo and this other car pulls in from the other entrance and does a stand-off with us and we are like wtf MOVE then it does and we go back to talking about girl things and as we are walking to the entrance this little troll woman in wellies and garbageman clothes starts telling us about lise’s missing light and how she didn’t know what to do and how we should be careful when we are leaving and we are just standing there giving the you are a fucking retard face. I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO COS YOU ARE MISSING A LIGHT. i like when people give you lessons you didn’t ask for like it is do or die. then i spied on her in the lcbo at this point i wasn’t sure if she was even a woman and i was thinking about my chicken and i hadn’t eaten all day I WILL KILL EVERYTHING! the troll went right to the beer section, i didn’t see what she got, unfortunately. lise said her headlight has been missing for six months and no one has given her a lesson about it before.
then before we went to pay i said lise this lady talks a lot watch this and then we go to pay and the cashier talks to us forever and lise is trying to contain herself. anyway i like that chatty lady, the first time she spoke to me last summer i was a bit freaked out cos i spend all day alone, a whole day can go by and i won’t have opened my mouth to say anything and then i walk to the lcbo alone thinking about stupid shit and then this lady starts a full-blown conversation with me it was too nice i felt like i had to jump through that window right now but it did make me feel special for the rest of the day.
more on how fucking insane i am to come.
ps. i am sick of winter.
if you care to know the top five blogs that i stalk you should
don’t cry if your blog wasn’t mentioned, fil‘s wasn’t and speaking of his blog he has something to share with you here:
NEWS FROM A RECENTLY SILENCED PHILOGYNIST!!!
what the sweet mother fuck? philogynist logged into blogger this morning to portion out a dollop of his usual literary crack that you love so much and is so highly addictive that it should be classified as an opiate only to find that:
This blog has been locked by Blogger’s spam-prevention robots. You will not be able to publish your posts, but you will be able to save them as drafts.
with a little digging px quickly learned that his blog being locked by blogger was tantamount to a scathing indictment of the quality of his site:
spam blogs… can be recognized by their irrelevant, repetitive, or nonsensical text, along with a large number of links, usually all pointing to a single site.
hmmm, philogynist hmmmm-ed to himself… irrelevant? check. repetitive? well, you’ve got cid, raymi, or booze so… check. nonsensical? third person, calls himself philogynist – check. lots of links pointing to one site? pretty much every other post links to raymi so it’s difficult to argue.
We have received your request for a review to verify that your blog is not a spam blog. Someone will look over your blog and respond
it’s going to be locked forever.
raymi says: jesus article
dumbass, inc says:
LAist covered that Jesus story and the commentors say that Cameron is just a jew who is causing trouble
raymi says:
dude sorry to break it to you but jesus did not have magical powers therefore did not rise from the dead to live again
dumbass, inc says:
thats the sorta thinking that will keep canada the 2nd rate country that it is
raymi says:
the human brain makes emotional decisions, and then applies logic as best it can to prop that up
raymi says:
like i want to smoke weed but i cant cos i have to work and weed will make me slow but no maybe it will make me more creative therefore i will smoke weed
dumbass, inc says:
therefore i will smoke weed with you
dumbass, inc says:
… finding weed
dumbass, inc says:
… smoking first bongload of the day
raymi says:
2nd rate to what the US of A? ahhahahahahahah!
dumbass, inc says:
to the world, heathen
raymi says:
usa is trillions in debt – china will ownz them in the next 20 years
dumbass, inc says:
not likely since China prays to rocks and lets their goverment ass rape them and throw their daughters off cliffs
raymi says:
better than being a delusional chump tho
dumbass, inc says:
at certain points delusion turns into reality
dumbass, inc says:
the us is very young and yet we rule
raymi says:
the usa is in big trouble you owe way more money than you make
dumbass, inc says:
big whoop
raymi says:
debt growing huge every year
dumbass, inc says:
what are they gonna do? reposses our cars?
raymi says:
and sooner or later other countries are going to want some of their money back
dumbass, inc says:
whatevs
raymi says:
in the form of land, business, and access to rape asses
dumbass, inc says:
we’ll fight some war for them
raymi says:
yeah im sure thats what they will want
dumbass, inc says:
that is what they want
raymi says:
anyway keep believing in magical powers!
dumbass, inc says:
will do, so will all of your heroes
dumbass, inc says:
dylan, hendrix, rembrant
raymi says:
my heroes do not believe in god
raymi says:
those arent my heroes
raymi says:
those are yours
dumbass, inc says:
not only do they believe in god they believe in Jesus
raymi says:
THOSE ARE NOT MY HEROES
dumbass, inc says:
cobain
dumbass, inc says:
the stones
dumbass, inc says:
axel
raymi says:
i dont think he [cobain] was into jesus
dumbass, inc says:
slash
dumbass, inc says:
deeply
raymi says:
stop forcing yer beliefs in others onto me
dumbass, inc says:
ahahahaha
dumbass, inc says:
oh if only i could
dumbass, inc says:
picasso, dali, michaelangelo
raymi says:
again, yawn
dumbass, inc says:
you love all of them and you know it
dumbass, inc says:
youre wet thinking about Michaelangelos David
dumbass, inc says:
the most punk rock Christian artwork ever
raymi says:
no i am not actually im thinking about how sorry i feel for people who are brainwashed
raymi says:
you may as well be a scientologist
dumbass, inc says:
how is it i dont have a snappy comeback to that?
dumbass, inc says:
… smoking more weed
raymi says:
so you believe when you die you turn into a ghost and float to wherever you want and can watch girls changing?
dumbass, inc says:
that was the entire point of my book Stiff
raymi says:
well thats pretty idealistic isnt it almost embarrassingly so how about REALITY and making the best of the time you have right now and not thinking the party begins when you die
raymi says:
just saying
dumbass, inc says:
im all for making the best of time now and also thinking a better party begins when i die
dumbass, inc says:
in a place where my dick is even better
dumbass, inc says:
there is a possibility of better in Reality
raymi says:
well you are extremely intelligent
dumbass, inc says:
its part of being an American
raymi says:
do you realise what you just handed me
dumbass, inc says:
its why our schools dont have to be so good
raymi says:
you are saying that
raymi says:
oh nevermind
raymi says:
this is too easy for me
dumbass, inc says:
im saying that all the most creative, punk rock, and cool people believed in an invisible man in the sky, yes
raymi says:
i am creative and punk rock and cool and i do not believe in that shit
dumbass, inc says:
thats what you say in interviews
raymi says:
i do not prescribe to bullshit
dumbass, inc says:
but when the shit goes down i bet you say oh god oh god
raymi says:
i went to catholic school for 11 years
dumbass, inc says:
hot
raymi says:
no when it goes down i die the end goodbye
raymi says:
i would be saying the name of someone i know who loves me who is concrete and exists not some made up fogey homo
dumbass, inc says:
ahahahaha
dumbass, inc says:
you love homos too, see youre just lying all over the place
raymi says:
yeah REAL homos
dumbass, inc says:
ahahahahaha
raymi says:
all that jesus loves me crap pffffffft
raymi says:
just a ploy to sell bumper stickers
dumbass, inc says:
well the bumper stickers are wrong because i dont remember where it says in the bible that jesus loved you
dumbass, inc says:
seems to me he was pretty pissed off most of the time
raymi says:
that song jeeeeesus loooooooves ME
dumbass, inc says:
yeah no one cool wrote that song
dumbass, inc says:
you are hating the wrong things
raymi says:
well anyway i am right and you are wrong
dumbass, inc says:
you should hate that song
raymi says:
i like that song
dumbass, inc says:
ahahahahaha
raymi says:
it’s creepy
me: my battery is in already i got a call!
Phil: wow
me: yeah!
Phil: wow
omg
me: WOW
OMFG
Phil: wow
me: ROFL
Phil: imho wow
lollerskates
me: im trying to think of more
Phil: lolocopter
roflcopter
me: this is making me sneer at you
Phil: hee hee
pwned!
im in ure base killzing ure guyz
me: STOP IT
AND NOW AN EXAMPLE OF WHY I DO NOT SIGN INTO MY MSN 7.5 ANYMORE:
raymi says:
who is this
Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
i am the ghost of a random add
Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
by way of your blog
raymi says:
oh hi
raymi says:
let the ass kissing begin
Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
that’s not the way it works
Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
YOU are supposed to pay ME for my time reading it
Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
fork over some money
raymi says:
sorry delusional
Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
i’m predicting everything you say
raymi says:
then stop reading
raymi says:
what am i going to write later on today
Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
are you asking that as a serious question?
Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
because i’ll tell you what you SHOULD write
raymi says:
you said you are predicting what i write
Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
yes i am, but that wasn’t my question now was it?
raymi says:
there was no fucking question i am not a fan of your attitude right now
Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
my my, did someone wake up on the wrong side of the bed?
raymi says:
i dont know you and you are telling me i should pay you for reading my predictive blog you are nobody
Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
i didn’t say your blog was predictable (because ‘predictive’ is not a word, by the by) i said what you’re saying in here is predictable
Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
because i control everybody
Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
even though they don’t know it
raymi says:
predictive text
Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
sadly, you are one of the people i’ve been forced to predict
Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
& i don’t like working with you
raymi says:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/predictive
raymi says:
you are a piece of some very sad work
raymi says:
what next genius
Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
turn that phrase around & apply it to you, my friend
raymi says:
YOU SAID PREDICTIVE IS NOT A WORD
raymi says:
you are obviously a young little boy
Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
no need to yell
raymi says:
with no friends
Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
keep your voice down
Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
your neighbours are going to complain
raymi says:
yes there is reason to yell you don’t know what you are talking about
Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
i feel SO bad for you. because it’s YOU who doesn’t know what their talking about.
Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
please go cry in a corner now
raymi says:
they’re talking about
raymi says:
what do i not know what i am talking about
raymi says:
i can’t believe i am still talking to you
raymi says:
fuck
Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
i ate some alphaghetti this morning, cook it up, eat it & it turns out to be about 10 years old
raymi says:
are you for fucking real
raymi says:
i mean i get that you are a loser but to what degree is unknown
Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
listen, i havea to go do some dxm, when i get back, i expect to have a serious conversation with you. because you are my friend.
raymi says: hahaa
