i take back what i said about being glad i didn’t buy the tickets for the good the bad and the queen, i wish i had, the album is awesome and all potential anxiety over taking pictures of damon would be worth it. fuck.

i discovered in one of the babysitter club books in the back someone filled out one of the fan club forms and they have the same birthday as me, except born in 1984. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!?!

i found the best letter on the ground on bloor last nite here i will transcribe it for you and take a picture of it later as proof:

Just to prove how selfish you are you know i’m broke you know i ain’t got no smokes did you bring me a pack!

–GO FUCK YOURSELF—-

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awesomeness!!!! i want to frame it.

this will break your heart in a good way this is some oldschool blogging for reals.

it’s the truth

this is what fil’s penmanship looks like NOW

i am fucking picasso

girl from my dance class

note to self: do not clean skyscraper windows WHEN IT IS WINDY.

me: guess what i just did

Phil: made a poo

me: no i wish
what i just did is going to blow your mind
i dont know if you can handle it

Phil: oh god
what

me: i
took out
the
recycling
from under the sink

Phil: NO FUCKING WAY

me: it’s true

Phil: get the fuck out
you lie!

me: i might even do the osama bin shoppin box next
is your dick seeping right now

Phil: WOW

me: are you being pretend shocked

Phil: NO

me: are you instant messaging everyone this amazingly boring yet astounding news

Phil: no but i should be
hey that means you went outside too
amazing day eh?

me: yes very
i was thinking of longboarding but im too nervous i need a chaperone for the first time out

Phil: we should go for a board and skate when i get home

me: when you skate you take off on me

Phil: whats with your post about doing shitty things till 2am? what shitty things?

me: READING A BABYSITTERS CLUB BOOK
WATCHING SHOWS ABOUT CULTS
WATCHING DANGEROUS MINDS
yeesh

Phil: why are you yelling

me: cos you are being all suspicious

me: look at his carefully scripted “thrown together” outfit
yeesh the way his shirt is half tucked
OH I DIDN’T HAVE TIME TO FULLY TUCK IT IN
pfft

Phil: oh seriously that happens to me all the time

me: try hard
also her corset thing that she wears 24/7
and his hat
must have been really cold in that restaurant
BRRRRR
he’s like I AM SO SCHOOLING BRAD PITT RIGHT NOW
whatever i would wear that outfit
haha

oh and while we are on the subject of check this out:

wasterrrs with diddy i love it.

me: hi merkley

merkley??? did not receive your chat.

TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO GET INKED?

i stayed up til 2am reading a babysitter’s club book. lately i have been staying up til 2 doing shitty, very shittty things. oh this one was called STACEY’S EX BEST FRIEND. four books magically came into my possession last nite i tried to explain the significance of them to fil who did NOT care. he in turn tried to tell me about the hardy boys and i HARDY CARED!

i fucking hate how in every book in the bsc series they re-describe the characters IN EVERY BOOK you have to re-read about how there is a black girl (scandalous) and an asian girl WHO IS BAD AT MATH and one girl has diabetes, one girl is a romantic, tomboy, 1/2 of them’s parents are divorced zzzz ungh. dude i was a serial reader in grade school i read every single book in the series and so did every other teenage girl YOU DO NOT NEED TO EXPLAIN ABOUT THESE BITCHES IN EVERY FUCKING BOOK!!!!!!

though last nite i was thankful lying in bed wasted with fil explaining the shit to him.

yes i will read the other three.

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every couple minutes a door slams down the hall, either someone is being a huge dick right now or it’s a draft of some sort, i am super close to investigating it though with my luck so will someone else and then i’ll have to have a conversation, i’m trying to go as long as possible without learning anyone’s name in this building.

ghostofaflea gets it.

i watched this thing about the WACO massacre last nite i dunno how i spaced that whole phenom. when it happened and for many years after, i do recall the word waco in the news a lot i think i thought it was some sort of political agenda or legislature and immediately tuned it out. anyway, i stayed up til 2am fighting sleep just to watch it entirely what the fuck is it cult sweeps this month on discovery channel and every other nerd station? fil was pretty vague as to what went down, they died in a fire, ok but how? so he got to sleep and i stayed up to LEARN. so these ‘tards were holed up 51 days only to burn to death in a basement bunker now that is what i call sacrifice y’all! ok sorry. they were too afraid to come out cos the genius fbi with their tanks and tear gas scared them. granted, the davidians were brain-washed BUT the fbi employed psycho-tactics like flying helicopters low over the building and shining lights into the windows and playing demonic music slow-mo to make the people crazier. anyway, sucks. thumbs DOWN, cults!

oh guess what!? remember that post i wrote about that annoying chick at the bar a month ago who was talking shit about everyone she worked with, calling every girl a cunt yet says she respects them? lise and i went to whole foods on avenue and i saw her there, she’s a cashier. i wanted to rat her out to all her co-workers HEY SEE THAT GIRL AT REGISTER 5? SHE TALKS SHIT ABOUT YOU. then leave. oh too rich. this life, i tell you.

i trust you to kill me.

here are some adjectives:

AWESOMSICLES

RADICALSICLES

RADULICIOUS

PARTYVILLE

kiefer is drinking and smoking the whole time, he is very endearing i only thought about being his girlfriend once. ONCE. anyway this thing is about a band touring europe for two weeks and kiefer is the tour manager and he is a completely inexperienced fuck-up and it is BEAUTIFUL, he’s there when they don’t need him, eating a steak and pizza alone in a bar not answering his phone when they do. when they are in england they get to this venue and on the flyers it says the name of the singer in the band, rocco and CHEAP HOTEL. when they called ahead before showing up they said rocco is in the band and they NEEDED A CHEAP HOTEL. this is the band, it is called the burden NOT cheap hotel. you can tell kiefer is having a midlife crisis and sort of doesn’t believe in himself. i dunno.

if this video doesn’t sway you into renting it then you are a leper.

if you google heaven’s gate TLC my blog is second.