here is a shitty and the only picture i could get

hahahaha yes it’s really her.

more on that later.

yep, finally did it.

these guys will be your nachos.

warning: the following picture might make you barf

ground turkey smells like BO once you nuke it a bit.

once the onions are browned chuck the turkey in then the cheese (we used an extra old cheddar)

voila.

incredible.

i cannot believe he fits in that teeny basket.

you essentially eat a bit less cos of the time it takes (which isn’t much at all) to prep each “nacho”

fil and i have different methods of loading up the romaine, i do it neatly, fill up half, eat it, then fill the other half of the leaf and eat that, whereby fil loads the entire thing like a hot dog and gets crap everywhere.

leftovers!

workout day 3!

Highwaisted: welcome to the world of fitness
seriously, how amazing do you feel afterwards?

me: amazing!
and totally dumb for not doing it sooner

Highwaisted: it takes me a good 3 weeks before i notice a difference, but you feel so good mentally and physically

me: yes
the mental change happens pretty much immediately

Highwaisted: think about how ripped you will be if you keep it up with like 6 weeks. holy bathing suit body

me: im going to do it everyday cos im stubborn
even tho its shitty machines
my body takes to exercise very easily
changes happen quick

Highwaisted: running kicks your ass the most i would say.

me: like i lost 28 lbs with basically no exercise
just walking

Highwaisted: you should incorporate some running
pump it up a notch

me: longboarding

Highwaisted: oh yes loooooooooooooongboarding

me: dont get all susan powder on me dude i just started

Highwaisted: ew. as if i am susan powder. have you seen my ass?
also i emailed fil. which guy is kevin in the dunes?

me: i dont know anything about any bands because i am cooler than music

Highwaisted: ugh. lesbian hotness
what do you mean cooler than music?

me: im too cool to know who kevin is
do you need an aletheometer to decode what i am saying

Highwaisted: alright forget it.

me: fil might know

Highwaisted: yes i emailed him

me: welcome to the world of gchat where the fun never stops or my shitty jokes either

Highwaisted: apparently

me: !

Highwaisted: you mean condescending remarks

me: dude no

Highwaisted: i am razzing you

me: you are sensitive on the internet
i get sensitive to peoples sensitivities

Highwaisted: no im just pmsing like a god damn rare steak

me:EWWWWWWWWWW
but good one
how much do you hate lacy on rock of love

Highwaisted: it doesnt really make sense, but whatevs
omg i love rock of love

Highwaisted: i told myself i would never start typing omg just like i would never wear tight shirts like the other girls in grade 8 because i had no boobs
if i was there, i would shit in lacy’s shampoo bottle

me: i would tear out her lip ring

Highwaisted: and put laxatives in her beers

me: and throw her in the pool
like she did to that pink hair girl
fucking snake

Highwaisted: i like the pink hair girl
i think she is my favorite
her and the blow job chick
brandi?

me: fil needs to let me be on a reality show like this so i can fight with cougars
i like the bipolar one obvs

Highwaisted: i also like the bipolar one.
i think she will get far
bret loves all that drama despite what he says

me: i think he likes the busted chicks tho

Highwaisted: woah stop typing what im thinking

me: i would like to fake dance up to him then “accidentally” whip off his bandana and expose his receedo hairline

Highwaisted: OMFG WHY DOESNT HE TAKE THAT THING OFF

me: cos he wants people to think he isnt balding

Highwaisted: for fuck sakes. thats it then right? receding hairline?

me: and his outfits!
terrible

Highwaisted: plastic red jacket whats up

me: that made so much noise at elimination last nite
and his cowboy hat when they try to kiss him its all down in the way so they do this hokey pokey face dance

Highwaisted: hahahahaahahah i am laughing outloud
what a douche
we should start a canadian rock of love
raine maida!
is he still married?

me: yes

Highwaisted: ok um. jeff martin!

me: u are all about canadiana music

Highwaisted: no im not.

me: you would be the evilest one in the house

Highwaisted: uneducated guess raym’s
evilest?

me: how many canadian musicians have you dated

Highwaisted: yes probably i agree.

me: i would talk the most shit
and be the most hated

Highwaisted: or the hottest

me: the slobbiest drunkest
and accused of not being there for sincere reasons
and id be like got me
and get up and leave

Highwaisted: i dont think i could rock that pole though.

me: i would fall on my face
and then it would be a viral video

Highwaisted: and your nose would bleed
and then everyone would spread that your a blow face

me: nice
and then dont forget fighting with other chicks
and being accused of being a racist

Highwaisted: also something i can’t do.
fight girls

me: i just verbally assault them til they want to punch me and cos i’d come across as over the top crazy they dont bother

Highwaisted: hmm i can’t even recall ever having a girl want to fight me.

me: nah actually i would be as deviant and phony as possible and gain everyones trust
like in elementary school
simple

Highwaisted: hahaha scratch the last 10 mins of convo

me: id be like johnny fairplay from survivor
brb cid is here and smells

Highwaisted: mmm cid i love cid
can i babysit him one day?
and then i will train him to love me more then fil and then when fil comes to pick him up cid will be all no way man.

me: yeah right
i mean if we go away u can come by and feed and hang with him
and joe
cid is suicidal when fil isnt around
does not purr

Highwaisted: you are just saying that so fil thinks cid misses him

me: its true
when fil went to ireland (pre raymi) cid mourned for him on his bed in the basement everyday
for months!
its the gayest most intense relationship ever
oh god can we not talk about cid i just put up 30 pics of him

Highwaisted: that is nice. i need a fucking pet

me: i want my own!
and want to train it to despise fil
or i dunno maybe get a life

Highwaisted: would you get a cat?
or a dog?
or a monkey?!

me: a kitten
that stays small forever
a dwarf siamese
dogs are too high maintenance

Highwaisted: what are those ones that have flat ears and short legs?

me: and the only kind of dog i would want would be ridiculously small and pointless
oh those japanese ones
derno

Highwaisted: mm i love those ones.
i am writing to slice and telling them to do a canadian rock of love.

me: nice!!!!!!!!!!!!

Highwaisted: for crap sakes i just got booted

me: aw
i noticed
i thought u went off to compose yer email to make us famous in the reality tv circuit

Highwaisted: i am a multi tasker raym’s
come to the framework videoshoot on saturday!

me: oh whats that

Highwaisted: i sent youthe invite on fb

me: oh

Highwaisted: i invited fil too
they need hot hip babes

me: i read that as hip hop

Highwaisted: hahahahahha

me: i dont think theres a shortage of those in toronto

Highwaisted: yeah you can borrow my sweatsuit i just bought

me: whats the video premise

Highwaisted: it has gold crowns on it
black and white dress code.

me: you are the size of a munchkin i would rip thru your clothes like the incredible hulk

just get some of these totally unimportant pics out of the way, yes they’re cut off in this template blah bla.

me: SOMEONE IS SLEEPING IN THE SUN IN THE BASKET

Phil: make sure his neck is ok

me: omg
he is definitely alive

just when you think your life couldn’t be any more gay, it gets gayer.

no! you’re the one who needs to get a life!

again.

deal with it sorry.

and up at SDTC. i look like a muppet.

oh and here is the event listing on facebook for my birthday party this saturday, it’ll be at the gladstone BE THERE BEFORE 9 don’t do your ridiculous “pre-drinking” elsewhere, do your pre-drinking with me at the g-stone OK if you want a good spot, or table, or want to sit anywhere near me AT MY BIRTHDAY PARTY. i’m this close to being suicidal right now at turning 25 so if you give a care, prove it. ungh. oh and i’ll be pre-menstrual or on my period (yay!) so i’ll also be feeling fat, with zits, and old, and tired, and get ready to have fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun! BUT i will be wearing that polka dotted dress (if i’m not too bloated), so there’s that.

my new necklace!

by JaM jewelry. check this adorable email i received regarding it:

Hey Raymi.
My name is Meghynn and i think you pretty much rule. Usually i hate reading other peoples blogs, but yours is not boring, even when youre bored.
Ok, anyway,basically all i do is get drunk on boxes of wine in my apartment in Newfoundland, and make weird/recycled/pretty jewelery.It kiinda reminds me of some stuff that I’ve seen you wear so i was thinking you might think its cool. Im too ghetto for a website so I have a facebook group with pictures of all of it, and i think you should check it out, because i would just love love love it if you could pick out a piece, and i could send it to you, and you could wear it out or just wear it and take a picture of it, and put it on your blog and other people outside of this isolated province could see it and holy shit, i would love you forevskies. And you can totally keep it.

Its called JaM Jewellery, you can look it up, or i could invite you to the group, and you could look through all of it and pick out anything that doesnt say SOLD. Hell, even if you did like one of the sold ones im sure me and my other half could make you something similar, or better.
I also totally understand if you dont want to do it, because you dont really know me from a hole in the ground.
Ok, thankyou.
Meghynn

i was totally blown away by their stuff, i’m getting one more too, can’t decide! anyway here is their facebook group you should join to go through all their cute pictures.

i LOVE this one, so darling:

and this too but it’s sold, they’re going to incorporate the peacock feather for me into another necklace, hopefully.

other faves of mine:

one of these days i’ll get my ears pierced again.

brilliant.

ack my weakness, fucked up jewelry and cute girls who are totally bananas!

oh and you had me at boxed wine.

+++

KatyP: dude, it was cool that you stood up for amy winehouse ya know

me: oh yeah?

KatyP: she may be drugged up and stuff but she’s feckin awesome

me: i got so much shit about that
nasty comments

KatyP: you’re like the defender of the underdog artists mang
go you

me: i forgot to mention [no i didn’t] the part where i said yeah but shes still a fucking human being
when the bartender said we are just talking about someone we dont even know
idiot
like that makes it ok?

KatyP: i hate it when artists get flak for doing drugs and drinking
i think to some extent a lot of artists need to alter the every day experience in order to be creative
and it’s stupid that people fixate on that shit
or make it like the most important thing and feel like they are good enough to judge

me: yeah people forget that being a drug addict is part of the allure of why they like the fucking artist to begin with

KatyP: like, who are you, shitty bartender, to start criticizing fucking amy winehouse?

me: a total fucking roidhead
who works in a pub

KatyP: lol

me: at 38 years old
total square

KatyP: yeah and what gift has he given to this world that puts me above this artist who’s records are being played all over the feckin globe and people everywhere are groovin too and loving?
puts *him
i think you and winehouse would totally get along

me: yeah a recipe for trouble thats for sure

KatyP: you’re both like unashamed and blatant
haha

great find via tuppenhut who wears turbans now! omgZlolZrofl! she looks awesome, if not for bangs, i would try this look out for like two minutes before everyone laughed at me and called me an idiot on my blog YOU GUYS ARE DICKS!

who wants a mini shitty fashion shoot of all the other dresses i said NO to, i’m not going to bother if no one cares.

wait a minute, yes i will!

good for you girl! sorry for the ‘girl’ there. couldn’t think of anything else.

ps dudes it’s like totally my birthday party this saturday, are you coming? do you even like me still?