have you ever seen a duck fly? doubt it. those fuckers are always waddling around on their friggin’ feet in the park or they’re floating in lakes and crapping on your deck. how selfish. if i had wings i’d use them. so, i saw a duck flying today and i thought what is that? holy shit. holy fuckin’ shit.
just in le door from mtl. man, ontarians are stupid drivers, so damn cautious, so ugly, so everywhere. ok so here’s the weekend. telling off ugly men in eurotrash club, telling off the wrong man calling him a loser, get out of here, and he’s the owner’s son. whatever, don’t grab my vagina next time and other guy don’t eat my hair. i walked backwards into these huge red novelty glasses and busted them, spilled beer over the left shoulder of dude’s and all down his back. i have a good idea, how about we stay here longer. unwanted bootycaller dot com. drinking games all over the place. golden soccerball kickball on the sidewalk. campy protest of arabs on saint catharines. ehm ehhm. prostitute walked into a bicycle and the pole it was chained to. late-nite disgusto falafelathon. invention of penis queefs. loser wendy’s employees and mum bums. i’m going on a diet.
i wrote something new at ithinkmanic. that place is boring. tell me how to make it less of a place where you want to kill yourself after visitting. link it and i’ll start adding links to it. or whatever.
anyone who smokes your last cigarette deserves to die. discuss.
and who deserves to be beaten up the most in this picture?
someone in my comments keeps saying they want to be me so bad. wtf? that’s retarded like you want to be a socially awkward moron who says everything at the wrong time and is nothing but one big delayed reaction after another and injures themselves on an ironing board?
really?
i want to
i want to be someone else so i’ll explode
floating upon the surface for the birds
the birds
the birds
you want me
fuckin’ come and find me
i’ll be waiting
with a gun and a pack of sammwiches and nothing
nothing
nothing
you want me
well come on and break the door down
you want me
fuckin’ come on and break the door down i’m ready
i’m ready
i’m ready
there’s nothing like twisitng your left nipple and smoking a cigarette.
eating kimchi noodle soup – i wish noodles were way easier to eat so i could shove them in my mouth all at the same time and no more of this bit by bit business and waiting. what the hell.
going to montreal tomorrow ’til sunday. what’s up?
why is it yer a loser if you wear the same shit all the time? they say chicks wear different flamboyant crap to give the allusion of being with a different woman to their partner.
it’s over
you don’t need to tell me
i hope you’re with someone
who makes you feel safe
when you’re sleeping tonite
i wanna kill myself
trying to stay in your life
i got no distance left to run
when you see me
please
turn your back and walk away
i don’t wanna see you
‘cos i know the dreams
that you keep
was where we meet
when you’re coming down think of me here
i got no distance left to run
it’s over
i knew it would end this way
i hope you’re with someone
who makes you feel
that this life
is a life
when it settles down
stays around
spends more time with you
i got no distance left to run
i’m coming home
ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone it’s not warm when she’s away ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone and she’s always gone too long anytime she goes away wonder this time where she’s gone wonder if she’s gonna stay ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone and this house just ain’t no home anytime she goes away ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone only darkness everyday ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone and this house just ain’t no home anytime she goes away
you are hardcore you make me hard you name the drama and i’ll play the part it seems i saw you in some teenage wetdream i like your get-up if you know what i mean i want it back i want it now oh can’t you see i’m ready now i’ve seen all the pictures i studied them forever i wanna make a movie so let’s star in it together oh don’t make a move ’til i say action oh here comes the hardcore live put your money where your mouth is tonite leave your make-up on and i’ll leave on the light come over here baby talk in the ‘mic oh i hear now it’s gonna be one hell of a nite you can’t be a spectator oh no you gotta take these dreams and make them whole ah this is hardcore there is no way back for you oh this is hardcore this is me on top of you and i can’t believe that it took me this long that it took me this long ah this is the eye of the storm it’s what men in stained raincoats pay for but in here it is pure this is the end of the line i”ve seen this storyline played oh so many times before oh that goes in there that goes in there and that goes in there and that goes in there and then it’s over oh what a hell of a show but what i want to know what exactly can you do for an encore this ‘cos this is hardcore
what on earth am i meant to do in this crowded place there is only you was gonna leave now i have to stay you have taken my breath away oooh is the world still spinning around spinning around oooh i dont feel like comin’ down it’s in your eyes i can tell what you’re thinking my heart is sinking too it’s no surprise i’ve been watching you lately i want to make it with you destiny has a funny way when it comes and takes all your cares away i can’t think of a single thing other than what a beautiful state i’m in
i’m a highschool lover and you’re my favorite flavor love is all all my soul you’re my playground love yet my hands are shaking i feel my body reeling time’s no matter i’m on fire on the playground love you’re the piece of gold that flashes on my soul extra time on the ground you’re my playground love anytime anywhere you’re my playground love
he met her in the fall he took her to a movie and when they’d done it all he took her to a movie and from the hospital he took her to a movie but so did i and when her heart was sad he took her to a movie she’s all he’s ever had he took her to a movie and should their love turn bad he took her to a movie but so did i and she’s been alone he took her to a movie when they cut off the phone he took her to a movie and when the cover’s blown he took her to a movie but so did i there’s nothing on tv he took her to a movie but she’s the one for me he took her to a movie we’re at number three he took her to a movie but so did i
my love must be a kind of blind love i can’t see anyone but you are the stars out tonite i don’t know if it’s cloudy or bright i only have eyes for you dear the moon may be high but i can’t see a thing in the sky i only have eyes for you i don’t know if we’re in a garden or on a crowded avenue you are here and so am i maybe millions of people go by but they all disappear from view and i only have eyes for you
all eyes were upon her as she took a seat her name was amanda pretty eyes of green hair of blond strawberry blond – she lived with her mother in an old decrepid house if there was trouble at home she kept it to herself all summer long strawberry blond and by her face there was no way to tell it seemed like all was well in the world but the neighbor said her mother had lost her will gin and sleeping pills it was no life for a little girl still i see her face framed in blue sky at the top of the slide coming down and when the sirens wail her mother had failed to rise all the neighbors stood outside as amanda she stared at the ground time flies and years apart i’d forgotten all about her and i saw her down the aisle of the streetcar with her daughter and i heard amanda say as she got up come on samantha girl this is our stop and they were gone two strawberry blonds
hi lauren,
i did some of your laundry. you spent a lot of money on those tops so i did them carefully and layed them out on the washer/dryer. lauren, i was very upset to see the drug baggies and a coke spoon in your drawer. you can’t keep any drug stuff here or smoke cigarettes in your room. we want you to get well.
