dear raymilauren

-Jamie

manic!

dad, where are you? both your cars are here but you are not. were you kidnapped? your cellfone goes straight to voicemail. mum is upstairs in a coma. gah!

“this is the first night in i don’t know that the night is over and i have cigarettes money and pot left. i like the pound. much respect to a party that suck but got turned around because some high guy tried to backflip off the stange but landed on his neck, which stops the band, bring in the cops and then brings in RING THE AKAARM, apparently another sound is dying. oh oh, hey.”

skylar has a girl in tdot or had her there, who knows, skylar are you a sky or a lar? i like your junky template, crazy all over the place, and, i saw the a.r.e as well. i heart them. i hope your girl gets back to you soon. or if she is already there…? whatevs. hi.

your pal, raymi

i should not be allowed to do interviews admist nervous breakdowns in canada whilst dating someone who is plotting to leave you in the middle of the nite and not tell you when yer on coma pills and he’s trying to hit it with the blond girl.

me talking business with method man

fuck, anger management is an awesome movie. i watched it on the plane to los angeles last august and i was like, “this sucks” because my crazy pills tole me so but now, i fully, get, it. and now it’s the part where 19th nervous breakdown is playing, funny, the irony of that song and how it was the title of the flyer i made for my 20th bday party that i never went to – raymi’s 19th nervous breakdown – something or other and then i DID have a nervous breakdown.

fantastic!

so i made this little comic book thing about the talking hamburger with arms and legs and there are gratuitous chase scenes and he is always fleeing from this stick dood that goes CRAZY when he smells the hamburger, for a five year old, danique, a cute girl from holland during this mentally retarded down-pour in mexico and i wrote it in english and her dad had to translate it to her maybe 50 times and she dug it more than the other little book i made of her and her trip in mexico with butterflies and other boring beach crap and i even took the time to color it and draw her water wings and i got the dad to teach me some deutsch and danique was all, yawn. but the hamburger book that i raced and scribbled thru and didnt even have the proper color for a hamburger patty, i used navy blue, she was like HAHAHAHAHHAHA

HAAAABWAHAHAHHAHAHA etc etc

so, i sat down again and decided i will make a hamburger series of children’s books but then i couldn’t figure out how to do it without swear words or insults.

so i guess i’ll make ‘em for adults instead i think to myself.

the way i draw i totally rip off happy noodle boy by jhonen vasquez and these little disney characters with the alien antennae sticking out of their heads and stupid eyes that bulge and the same character never ever looks the same twice. jamie likes them. he printed one of my fag drawings on a shirt and then gave the shirt to some hussy in amsterdam because she loved it so much so now said hussy is walking around wearing a raymi loves you t-shirt with squiggly colored stick people on it, the same drawing that is in the about raymi blog.

hi jam-e-o!

so there are two black dudes at this cadillac used car lot, and the sales man comes up and says ” so, you guys thinking about buying a cadillac today?”, and the one black dude goes “oh, i’m GONNA buy a cadillac, But I’m thinkin about pussy.”