jennifer and i are starting a knitting circle so that fil and matthew can talk about iraq and acoustic guitars together but neither of us know how to knit so we thought that we might crochet but that turns gay real fast so it will turn into taking turns talking over the political debates to talk about YTV and marshmallow picnics instead.

raymi, did you know that when you google the word ‘slut’ you are the 7th

entry that comes up…

Keep it up…

dlh

ok ok ok

so i didn’t make a teeth diagram but it still hurts and maybe more than it did earlier on and everytime i move around my lower lip i feel it but i can’t stop doing it anyway. pain obsession. it makes me feel alive. etcetera.

and today, also, i am a bleeding factory of menstruation holy shit cervix what is your fucking problem?! here and there it can be just a simple, moderate flow but then a half hour later out of the blue i am bleeding enough for a blood transfusion to suffice the entire population of perth, ontario.

just in case i forgot i had ovaries and what not for a second there.

and i can’t even have fun with the whole being a scarey angry period monster because if i get all riled up all of my insides will bleed out of me entirely and i’ll just be a big pile of bloody mess on someone’s couch and they’ll look at me and go ok ok dude fine you can have the last fucking tic-tac, it’s really not that big of a deal holy fuck.

right, so i watched meet the fockers on a dvd magically obtained from the black market and the best part is when people are walking by and they are wearing baseball hats and you think that they might be some of the loser sketchbags hanging around high school by the shape of their shadow and the badness of their stride, i dunno, i was a bleeding factory ok i told you this already leave me alone!

i had a tooth(teeth?)-brushing accident last nite before band practise. i was dilly-dallying and fil shows up and i’m like okaaaaaay i’ll be ready soooooon so i start brushing my teeth like i am on speed and i am totally in the zone but then all of a sudden my toothbrush slams into that bottom part of your mouth in the middle on the outside of the teeth where that piece of gum whatever mouth-skin is and everything started bleeding.

i should make a diagram to better explain this to you because everything i just said is embarassing.

anyway.

now my mouth feels all bruised and hurty and i feel like i have old lady teeth and when i squinch up my chin for whatever random manic/spastic facial movements…everything feels sore and cut up and like my mouth is going to fall apart if i open it too much.

ok i will draw a diagram because my life is that exciting.

bye.

tony

bingo bango. eventually there will be more garbage art and i’ll change the merch. around though for now this is it. thank you. oh and if you buy something make sure you take a picture of yourself with it/wearing it so everyone can see how cool it looks. thank you again.