i was first to jump in the water and swim to the island because everyone else is a pussy ass bitch. i have a baby bib burn between my tits, it’s pretty gay. i don’t think i’ll be drinking fireball whiskey for awhile, kinda overdid it in that department. there was a massive dumping of rain saturday nite so we played pictionary and i won and then we tried to play twister but that got boring super fast. i saw a bear yesterday.

that’s suppose to be adam and eve.

let’s rewind back to thursday nite. met up with noel at oasis to be weirded out by the new decor that some television show did up in that bitch, same menu, shitty atmosphere though, too bright. we then went to andy’s poolhall to try out all of their clockwork orange type chairs and my beer tasted/smelled like noel’s litter box. then went to ted’s and noel was so loaded he was SMOKING CIGARETTES, gasp. then we bought a bunch of bingo scratch tickets and scratched them all whilst eating samosas, we kept winning and eventually went through the store’s entire supply of bingo tickets. the owner loved it. then went to velvet to look at all the nerds in the universe dance like poetry, it was pretty intense. i think i have developed dancing phobia cos i just couldn’t make dancing happen in that place.

that’s all i feel like saying for now.

i was just making some ghetto conditioner in the shower (water + measly amount of conditioner left in bottle, shake the hell out of it) when the fucking neighbour flushes her toilet, AGAIN. next time i see her i will be like yo hussy, i wrote a song and it’s called I DON’T LIKE THIRD DEGREE BURNS ON MY BODY! and it goes like this – when you hear the shower runnin’/ don’t flush the toilet / because i’m in the shower / and you’s gonna spoil it / and don’t feel like i am showin’ you disgrace / it is plain and simple, do it again and i will STAB YOU IN THE FACE!

last nite at band practise i lit a match like those white trash kids lite them to show off because that’s their only trick, i lit it with my thumb and no one told me that it burns off your skin and hurts like fuck so i am definitely not down with the coolness but you knew that already.

i sure do have some junk in mah trunk in that photo.

i have to go shower off three days of sweat.

the shining as bunnies

holy crap that is funny, thanks to triman for that.

i’m so broke i make poor look rich. i have a nasty burn on my shoulders. every second to third vehicle you see is a mini-van. ugly people get married in the winter.

went for a spin on fil’s motorcycle yesterday and went mach three trillion and went to look at rescued birds and i wanted to pet this big fat owl that looked like cid but i didn’t which is good cos i get to keep my fingers this way and we bought some orange creamsicle wobbly pops that were so good i wish i was drinking one right now and we watched spiderman 2 and fil pointed out each and every inaccurate detail innit then ate some soy jerky which tasted like naaaaaaaaaaaaaasty. other things happened too but whatever.

i am retardedly bored and two nites ago i was retardedly wasted and destroyed a chicken samosa in three seconds during my stumble home and i slept on my face. during the day i bumped into some random woman and we were both wearing the same pants and she kind of sneered at me and i hung out in the supermarket for awhile to hog all of their air conditioning then went to mina’s to play the bubble ADD game and tell noel how old he is and watched some shaun of the dead and i still find it to be scary but only because i have bad nerves. went to the ghetto mall to look at the dollar store then inhaled 4 of those shok drinks aka junky juice and spoke gibberish for awhile. my right leg is finally better, the nite of labyrinth lounge i longboarded all over and probably did something stupid that i forgot about like went down some stairs or off a high curb, i dunno but my knee was in major pain for two days and now it is better. i finally saw the crazy cat lady from next door and she looks like that garbage dump lady in the labyrinth kinda. her backyard is full of junk too. the end. oh yeh the other nite also went to the product launch of the tv kozy. i know. brilliant.