i had the stupidest-ass dream last nite so stupid that it is part brilliant. here is a point-form account of said dream.

-i was in a dormitory full of bad kids who were forced to work in a slaughterhouse and i was trying to get them to have sex with me.

-there was a meat protestor outside dressed like a steak and i was trying to get inside and so i ate an uncooked mini beef patty and then the dude chased me all around a tennis court and everyone said that he outran me because i ate meat.

-i was walking around the meat museum and i tripped over a bench and some PR guy came out and gave me meat coupons that were stapled to a tabloid paper and i also received a piece of paper that said LET IT BE KNOWN THAT MR. BOWERS RAPPED WITH YOU IE. SPOKE WITH YOU ABOUT YOUR ACCIDENT.

-at some point a mini-frodo was chasing and attacking me around the dormitory.

-i started crying and then i was allowed to leave.

the spaghetto was so good we made a big batch of it and fil took some to work for lunch.

holy shit this thing rules. thanks binsk.

i am going to fix up some spaghetti and salad dressing and hot sauce because there is no tomato sauce. i call it spaghetto. it’s really hot and i haven’t showered in a trillion years and there is band practise later and last nite fil dropped a chicken wing into my glass of wine and i had to drink it all anyway and it was gross.

Subject : RE: trampoline

dear noel:

you are a jerk and i am never telling you anything again.

thank you

alex

raymi says:

fgdrhyrtr

nowl boggle says:

nice

raymi says:

i know

nowl boggle says:

some young girl is asking me for tips on how to pick up this cute dude who works at a video store

nowl boggle says:

at 5 these girls are gonna pee on dundas square

nowl boggle says:

kristin is taking me out for ice cream after work

raymi says:

why is she asking you, you’re like, ancient

nowl boggle says:

thats exactly why!

nowl boggle says:

wise

raymi says:

so what are your tips then

nowl boggle says:

well, i suggested Not walking right in and asking him out

nowl boggle says:

like she was about to do

nowl boggle says:

a more casual run-in with “we should definitely hang out some time” would be more fitting

raymi says:

lame

nowl boggle says:

what should she do

raymi says:

tell him she has a trampoline

there were too many douche bags at supermarket so went to social instead where there were less douche bags and noel said he will design my dear raymi book cover which will be brilliant i am sure. i crashed on their couch with the cat making out with my hand oh what to do today i have not so much money but i have a bicycle and a camera.