a chat with raymi’s mum

raymi says:

should i get a tattoo on my neck or my bottom lip pierced

Tracey says:

neither

raymi says:

choose one

Tracey says:

honour thy body

raymi says:

whatever

raymi says:

choose one

Tracey says:

don’t put a tattoo on your neck you will so regret it later

raymi says:

no i wont

raymi says:

how about i get your name with a lightning bolt

Tracey says:

only if its in an inconspicious area

raymi says:

the front of my neck and then ill get your face too

Tracey says:

you don’t want to do this

Tracey says:

its permanent

Tracey says:

stains the body

raymi says:

i will get a blythe doll

raymi says:

and my hair can hide it

raymi says:

we both know that i am never going to work in an office so what does it matter

Tracey says:

why do you want to mar your virgin angel body?

raymi says:

because i am bored

raymi says:

im gonna go get it done right now

raymi says:

want to come and watch

Tracey says:

be different, stay tat and pierce free

Tracey says:

no, I’m not going to watch you have to find better outlets for your boredom

Tracey says:

take that money and join ********’s gym

raymi says:

nah, if i have a piercing it will destract people from my fatness

Tracey says:

weights,classes, sauna hottub

raymi says:

boring

Tracey says:

it will energize you and make you feel even more confident

Tracey says:

builds muscle and natural endorphins

raymi says:

ok thanks i dont need anymore advice

Tracey says:

what else do you want to discuss then?

Tracey says:

Do you love fil?

Tracey says:

what is the meaning of love to you?

Tracey says:

by the way, in fifteen minutes, I’m going to watch Dr.fil

raymi says:

why do you ask gay questions

Tracey says:

boredom

raymi says:

dr phil can go doctor fuck himself

Tracey says:

trying to get into my daughter’s head

Tracey says:

you feeling angry these days?

raymi says:

always

i have to go buy fil a stupid gay belated anniversary card and i will make it be as obnoxious as possible, you don’t even know.

last nite after watching house of worst movie ever we watched the last episode of huff and i swear i will fucking kill myself if there isn’t another season!

anyway, house of wax was baaaad. the typical you stay here in this creepy fucked up house while i go outside and investigate that spooky noise you heard and person you saw staring at us through the window thing happened. paris hilton is a terrible actress and not even in an enjoyable way.

in the special features they have the cast sitting on a couch watching their blooper reel and behind the scenes footage and so they’re like LOOK AT ME HERE IS WHEN I FALL ON MY ASS and then they howl and cackle at themselves and talk over everything you want to see and pay attention to.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAH! $#@*^%$#! R@HJC#V!

i can’t even go ahead and ruin this movie for you ‘cos somebody already went and did that for me.

fil and i had a fancy dinner in port credit. we ate elk and duck and ostrich i think and bull as well. the elk was fuckin smoked and i felt like i was eating a fresh human’s organ or something. ik. i tried to ruin everything by bringing up a sensitive issue. when the waitress brought us our wine and showed us the bottle like they do in fancy joints i wanted to make a comment like oh how nice but all i could think of was OH HOW PRETENTIOUS so i didn’t say anything.

like alcoholics give a fuck about what their bottles of wine look like.

BITCH OPEN IT AND POUR IT DOWN MY GODDAMN THROAT!

we rented house of wax and are about to watch it so be sure to tune in tomorrow folks for my full amazingly intelligent synopsis of it.

paris hilton, what a star!

when i am done showering i take all of the hairs that have fallen out of my head and stick them on the wall because it drives fil crazy and sometimes i even spell his name with my hair because i am a romantic.

i watched million dollar baby this afternoon and i’d like to give a special shout out YOU ARE RETARDED to every person who told me that was a good movie. ??? uh, i didn’t cry once, everyone in that movie talks stupid and really quietly so i didn’t get that she was paralyzed ’til like 20 minutes after she told morgan freeman that she was. when clint eastwood euthanizes her she doesn’t say goodbye or i love you and neither does he, i was expecting some big holy shit that was emotional scene but i didn’t get it.

if you want me to ruin the ending of any other movie you are planning to see just let me know.

what’s up dude?

nothing. jus’ chillin’. you know how it is.

be prepared to see five-hundred fotos of me wearing that fuckin’ dress.

canzine was awesome. i sat beside the brampton school of arts or something and every hour they got up and did this wheel spinning thing and everyone would yell out WHEEL OF BRAMPTON!!!!! it was funny. brian came all the way from savannah and brought me a bottle of gin and bought a bunch of stuff. thank you everyone for coming out, i’ll probably do it again next year except have more stuff to sell.

happy halloween

oh and it’s me and fil’s 1 year anniversary today. he just called from work and told me that he wouldn’t be offended if i cleaned something, like the bathroom sink. oh that was SO SWEET!

xo

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