mother fuckin fuck!

i’m obsessed with cuteoverload.com and keep sending them cute pictures of animals but they don’t write back nor do they use any of my suggestions and it makes me feel bad and like they are making fun of me like oh great thanks millionth person to send us this puppy foto like how you feel when someone forwards you something you saw 4 years ago but only spent half a second glimpsing at but immediately you are like IDIOT YOU FUCKING LOSER THANKS SORRY BUT I SAW THAT EIGHT HUNDRED YEARS AGO DICKWEED.

raymi says:

man my nose feels really fucking big today

merkley??? says:

ha

merkley??? says:

my dogs have to be touching me like 24/7 and its pissing me off

raymi says:

u have dogs?!?!?

noel’s wishlist

nate says:

im listening to stars now

nate says:

do you have a problem with them?

raymi says:

boring

raymi says:

i got so wasted at their concert i had to sleep in fils car

raymi says:

on account of being extremely fucking bored

nate says:

oh come on!

nate says:

they’re not that bad

raymi says:

yeah and theyre like so totally different from every other band on the arts and crafts label!

nate says:

ok then… all time best band?

nate says:

what it is?

raymi says:

air supply

nate says:

for real?

raymi says:

no

raymi says:

right now i’m listening to jeff buckley

nate says:

???

raymi says:

now im listening to interpol

raymi says:

u dont know who jeff buckley is?

raymi says:

google it wow

raymi says:

fil will explode when he learns this

nate says:

i dont think i do

raymi says:

yer really young so thats ok

nate says:

well when your mad at him, then tell him

nate says:

im not that young!

raymi says:

yer 18?

nate says:

19

raymi says:

dude when i was 16 i thought i was super like authority old and smart so shut up

raymi says:

yer a baby

nate says:

it was my birthday last friday

raymi says:

happy birthday

nate says:

thanks… my brother got me a case of beer so this weekend should be nice

nate says:

your what? 22?

nate says:

only three years older than me… if im a baby your a toddler

raymi says:

dude im like three seconds away from being 23

raymi says:

what grand masterful life experience have you got behind you thats earned u a fraction of a right to brag, nothing

raymi says:

so hush

raymi says:

plus u dont know who jeff buckley is

raymi says:

also u are a boy and u mature slower so really you are like 13

nate says:

id say more like 12, i do look younger than i am

nate says:

and your more than right, i have no life experiences

raymi says:

exactly

nate says:

im mature enough to admit it… thats gotta count for something right?

raymi says:

um hmm, i guess so

raymi says:

are you in highschool?

nate says:

college

raymi says:

what are you taking?

nate says:

philosophy, psychology, sociology, calculus

nate says:

for now

raymi says:

wow what a waste of time

nate says:

yea tell me about it

nate says:

time and money

raymi says:

why dont u just become a garbageman or work in an old folks home and buy stocks in that

nate says:

well i finished highschool and had nothing else to do… so im going to college

raymi says:

dont take my advice tho

raymi says:

i have no intention of going to college

nate says:

dont worry, i wont

nate says:

its not that bad

raymi says:

im just some bitter drunk woman

raymi says:

well at least im cool

raymi says:

i have that going for me

nate says:

yea, and im uncool… so i have that

nate says:

im listening to jeff buckley now

nate says:

not bad

raymi says:

dude drowned to death

raymi says:

in a river

raymi says:

a steamboat went by and pulled him under

nate says:

your such an upper

nate says:

haha

raymi says:

how do u like that

nate says:

its really cool

raymi says:

dude im giving you rock 101

nate says:

how long ago did he die professor?

raymi says:

uh that is a question for the all-knowing google

raymi says:

also it’s you’re not your

raymi says:

you’re = you are

raymi says:

your = your

nate says:

yes i know… but im lazy

nate says:

that takes an extra two keys

nate says:

i could go ‘ur’

raymi says:

thats worse

nate says:

thats why i dont do it

raymi says:

ok

nate says:

its that’s not thats

nate says:

haha

raymi says:

fuck you

nate says:

its a two way street here

raymi says:

you have not earned the right of a two way street 19 year old

raymi says:

you’re not even a real person until you are 28

raymi says:

thats the rule for guys

raymi says:

i have guy friends who are 22 and i dont even respect them

nate says:

do you really respect those guys older than 28?

raymi says:

i respect the fact that they are real people

nate says:

so then what am i if not real

nate says:

so whats the age of being ‘real’ for girls?

raymi says:

you are a being taking up space

raymi says:

it depends for girls, each case is different

nate says:

how so?

raymi says:

i dont have the patience to talk about girls

raymi says:

thanks for spelling your url wrong idiot

nate says:

no problem

nate says:

http://fourtyblocks.blogspot.com/

raymi says:

yeh i got that

raymi says:

geniusface

porkn says:

have you missed talking to me?

raymi says:

no

raymi says:

did u go away or something