when fil slides all his clothes hanging up to my end of the closet i punish him by putting my big box of q-tips in his bathroom drawer.
raymi: you know when you shove your clothes to my side of the closet and forget to push them back over to your end i punish you by putting my box of q-tips in your bathroom drawer.
fil: oh
fil: i get it
this has been going on between us for weeks and only i’ve been the wiser of it.
i wrote a song it’s called i have one arm and it’s about me.
so metric was fun lower-case f style last nite, well, metric lower-case f fun, everything else capital f fun. we were spotted by ten million people all falling over themselves to buy us drinks. yes i drank but not a ton. i will drink fridays and saturdays only and maaaaybe sundays.
i notice that i get very very generous with my benjamins after a few drinks, i bought fil a metric shirt. holy retard-undeserving-of-lor.
that’s grego, don’t worry he is more ugly in person. heh. i know this guy from highschool. he messaged me on mysapce awhile ago and i’m all yo guy i know you and you know my brother and so on. he and his lecherous perv friend use to hit on me in the hallway and i one day went up and was all DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? and then dropped my brother’s name and they were all woah jokes jokes.
greg said if it wasn’t for my brother then he’d be at the concert with me and not with this Px character. ha ha.
courtney saved the day by claiming our last guestlist spot. yay.
deb FINALLY has a website! for her jewellery! she makes it! explosion!
it looks pretty rad, pieces of copper and metals that she takes a torch to i dunno and blows holes through them and some junk. who wouldn’t want to buy jewellery from a hot skinny pretty lady who freaks out on people in her loft-building’s hallway who are wasted at 4am, go deb! you can kick me in the head anytime.
i dont know if i told you that the first time i read it i did it very casually…just opened up the envelope and dove right in…but
jeffcarter says:
by the 3rd or 4th chapter i was totally having an anxiety attack
jeffcarter says:
i had to put it down but was freaked the rest of the day…i had no idea that other people suffer from this same shit. so i told my family to read it if they want to know what it feels like.
jeffcarter says:
anyway that’s why i’m also like raymi’s so brave for writing this book b/c just reading it freaked me out…cant imagine re-living all of that again.
today i went to a casting call for a sam roberts’ video. the whoever chose me specially to come out cos of my look. i am hoping i get chosen because i am strange and mysterious and not NOT get chosen cos i am retarded and special.
aiight super super last minute i know however it turns out i have an extra spot for METRIC TONITE AT THE KOOLHAUS but you still have to pay 25 dollars cos my peeps is like that, originally we were gonna go tomorrow nite…anyway, email me or leave a comment saying yes i can come tonite. doors are at 8. send yer fone number. !!! oh don’t forget the show has been sold out for a very long time so this is special AND you get to hang out with me and fil and no i won’t be a drunklor so get yer hopes down.