me: what should me and fil do

Elizabeth: tonight
hmm
go to the bbq place

me: ha

Elizabeth: what are your options

me: drinking

Elizabeth: steve aoki is djing at the gypsy co-op

me: i dunno who that is

Elizabeth: super hipster from nyc
dj kid millionaire?

me: feh

Elizabeth: exactly

i don’t mean to make you jealous but i added some red to my hair and it looks really good and now that i am wearing a headband AND i have reddish brownish hair i look like a total girl. i will punch someone if they touch my hair. the above foto is me before i dyed it.

debating coolness is up there with politics and religion and abortion. well not exactly but it IS a hot topic. cool is a word you’re not suppose to acknowledge like hipster, it’s almost as annoying as indie. at least the toronto mod scene has been eclipsed by hipsterdom, maybe being a hipster is like being bipolar? i mean, you give something a name and there you go, done. but god forbid I you me him be called a hispter I WILL KILL YOU! really who fucking cares.

everyone’s wearing vests now VESTS!

MY BANGS ARE DIAGONAL!

come to my ART SHOW 2 DOLLAR BEERS!

I AM WEARING PANTY HOSE AND SHORTS AND THE ENDS OF THE PANTY HOSE I CUT OFF SO YOU CAN SEE 6 INCHES OF MY SKIN BUT YOU HAVE TO ACT LIKE I ALWAYS KNEW ABOUT ROCKING THIS AND I FINALLY GOT AROUND TO DOING IT TODAY!

hey i hang with my dad, you know, capital W whatevs.

St. Clair ave is the new college st. you heard it here first!

Ikea no!? I scored this outside some house in the annex man, they were throwing it OUT! it’s TOTALLY vintage.

unngh i’ve had dark hair FORever and now all those blond girls are going dark, ARG.

and so on.

my other point was…

people aren’t commenting enough?

but you don’t want to hear what we are saying…

especially, when we are critical of you…

especially considering,

just how lucky you are…

that you get to sit around all day and compose 3rd grade poetry while we have to earn our crust…

and you self-publish books of wank

and then

you shut down the list everytime WE get negative and critical.

Me thinks you don’t want to hear what we really have to say.

I think you should consider yourself very lucky to have this space to express yourself and solicit feed back and generate revenue off your little art projects.

Isn’t the internets such a lovely wank.

Why can’t we all be famous…
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