i think i am going to start a new blog for the ten-thousandth time and it will be called the cat update blog and i will document every little thing that happens between me and the cats. for example: i went to the kitchen to get some water and the cat was lying on the floor and looked at me. two hours later i turned on the television and the cat yawned.
thrilling news, i know.
someone asked how that autistic girl story ends and if she was faking it.
she stabs the guy in the hand with scissors and then they go for a drive and he drives them both off a cliff and they die.
yes my one meal a day diet is working. i have lost a few lbs and i feel like i look a bit slimmer i at least feel better and happier about my body and also my boobs grew so nice one all around! throw in a few no drinking days in there and it works way better. yesterday i ate a spicy beef patty and then a tiny bit of cheese hours later and 6 coronas.
i am meeting with sweaty hermit in a half hour. we have never met before. when i first learned about her i thought she was a he. you are allowed to be jealous. we are going to meet in a dark alley and make zero eye-contact and get pissed.
in other big news my tits are humonguous. does that happen when you get a new iud?
ps. we beat katamari last nite and it unlocked a level where you roll up 1 MILLION roses and you can save it and play the next day where you left off excuse me while i pack the bong and see you next month.
