i mite not shower today. ok i lie. i’m going to return a movie and get another one and buy some groceries and do laundry fingers crossed and make felt walkie talkie creations like a whole fleet of them and then organize the clothes i no longer want and take fotos of them and you can buy them from me and maybe ill draw pictures on them and you can frame them or burn them i don’t care total whatevs total coolness total total!
Author Archives: raymi

raymi says:
how do u spell schwarzenager?
raymi says:
ungh
merkley??? says:
egger
merkley??? says:
schwarzenegger
merkley??? says:
schwarzenegro
raymi says:
im going to google it
raymi says:
i like spelling shit wrong in there and they correct you by going DID YOU MEAN _________?
raymi says:
and i am like HECK YES I DID THANKS GOOGLE!
merkley??? says:
“heck”
merkley??? says:
what the heck?
raymi says:
it’s even better than dictionary.com cos they know how to spell celebrity names
raymi says:
heck yes is from napoleon dynamite
raymi says:
gawsh!

why does fil have demon eyes?
merkley??? says:
it’s a utah word
merkley??? says:
that dude is from my hometown
merkley??? says:
same with the filmmaker
raymi says:
wow u came from there
merkley??? says:
it was made by dudes from utah about a town in idaho
raymi says:
i know
raymi says:
schwarzenegger
merkley??? says:
my cousins all live in that same town in idaho
merkley??? says:
i’m just saying i am VERY VERY familiar with the culture in that film
merkley??? says:
and it is VERY accurate
raymi says:
then why did u question my heck yes
raymi says:
are you town-dropping?
merkley??? says:
yes
merkley??? says:
i was town dropping
i have a pair of reeboks that aren’t high-top but they are pointy and white and lesbo soccer mom galore i just wanted you to know.
we had band practise yesterday and i decided to sing I’LL BE BACK like arnold schwarzenegger for obvious reasons, i don’t know why i didn’t think of this months and months ago. iiii’ll BE BAK A-GEN!
hysterical, quite.
there is cat vomit on the floor still from yesterday morning and fil didn’t clean it up cos he said it was a present for me and i said well in that case you didn’t put a bow on it. i am so not cleaning it up.

This is what whst i published Monday, April 22, 2002
this is by far, the best tell-off email i’ve gotten lately. from some person complaining about my queef article
Was looking for trumpet sheet music (for the instrument, not body parts) for my son and came upon your stupid website. People like you give parents like me nothing but grief and anxiety knowing there’ idiots like you putting the kind of garbage that you publish on the web. Thank God my son wasn’t looking and wasn’t exposed to your junk. Thank-you very much for contributing to the moral demise of our society. Jerk….
i wrote back to her and asked if she emails every porn site she accidentally stumbles upon.
last nite we went to sharpie’s after i watched 3/4 of pretty woman! new halloween costume idea, i’m vivian and fil will be edward i can’t wait to get me those boots.
everyone was waaasted by the time we got to sharpie’s and it was good and we played guess what female singer i am dancing like and that guy who reads poetry and steals beers was there. we went to karaoke afterward and i sang why does it always rain on me and cos of intoxication i thought i was really really good and got majorly into it and upon seeing the video i realise eh, not so much.

SMOKE MY POLL!





