me and elizabeth are going to eat discount sushi i am excited once the thought got into my head i realised i am fucking starving though i counted about ten typos on their take-out menu so who knows what the quality will be like oh well at least i can stare at people at sushi on bloor from across the street and watch them not getting a discount.

i bought rule of the bone on saturday, i read it in highschool. you should go get it. there are swear words in it and other things and when i read it in grade 12 i think i looked up at my classmates and was like DO YOU GUYS KNOW I JUST READ THE WORD FAGGOT AND I GOT THIS BOOK FROM THE SCHOOL LIBRARY?!

fil ate cat food yesterday for 6 dollars and i dumped a bucket of cold water on my dad cos he got me with the sprinkler then he got all sensitive cos i duped him better but fil yeh, 6 bucks? we also ate an ostrich steak and it was very good but at first at the ostrich farm the lady gave us slow cooked shredded samples and i was gagging on it but had to eat it all like it was amazing fucking VOMIT next time i would eat the fucking cat treats instead.

CID IS A LAZY MOOCH

today i am wearing red because i am eccentric and fil is picking a fight with me about the floor and how scratched it is because of my fat ass and the ikea chair at this desk i don’t know how to make what i am trying to explain flow i am probably drunk still i am going to meet sharpie and angie and go shopping and then me and fil will go see you me and dupree i wish my hair looked like owen wilson’s hair when he runs out of the house when it is on fire or maybe gary busey’s hair i dunno whichever looks funniest.

friday’s cool dude: jack lemmon

fil did u go into my blog and correct my spelling of hilarious from halarious cos i meant to spell it halarious cos that’s how the kid who acts as dave chappelle’s son on the chappelle show says it.

yes i did sorry i thought it was an error i was wrong and i won’t do it again.

is it ok that my best friend is a cat that barely likes me and some guy on msn who doesn’t speak english who i have never met?

it’s neat to think that future-me will be wasted and obnoxious in maybe 3.5 hours like a whole new me because right-now me is scoring only a 2/10 for fun about now but future-me RULES i wish i could call future-me on the fone and be like YO TELL ME A FUNNY STORY and future-me will be like HULLoooooooooooooooooo like robin williams in mrs. doubtfire and busts up laughing for two minutes and can’t breathe and then right-now me is like totally jealous.

it’s fil!