WELCOME TO FRIDAY’S RAYMI EXPLAINS

look when i say RETARD i am not talking about your uncle who has a learning disability, i am talking about my friend so-and-so who is wasted and has a massive drinking problem BIG DIFFERENCE i really don’t see the harm in using a widely-used term to describe someone i know in a humorous way and it isn’t hurting anyone directly — i do know people with handicaps that aren’t self-inflicted ok and i would not call them a tard to their face or ever refer to them like that. i know it’s a sensitive issue but you don’t have to be all crotchety about it i get it, it’s fucking tough bla bla but i am not going to refrain from using a hilarious word to describe how i laugh or write or talk and you should be smart enough to know the difference which is i am not insulting all of the handicapped people of canada by calling myself a retard just get the fuck over yourself.

ps if you write me a novel in my comments about how you are over yourself but can’t help but feel for “these people” seriously fuck off did they ask you to feel for them? anyway, one sentence responses only i am not in the mood for a month long ethical debate over a stupid word and this certainly isn’t the forum.

STAY TUNED FOR MY GUIDE TO USING THE WORD GAY

pitt’s steamwhistle tour

very informative.

dear everyone

just a short reminder to you all that i am awesome.

i had an epiphany in the bathtub and it was that i should talk about how awesome i am more frequently instead of just assuming that you guys already knew this by way of my wicked sonnets and magic marker drawings. i mean not everyone is a genius. stay tuned for more poetry and sidewalk tracings.

bye.

oh yeah fil busted my purse strap yesterday so i need a new purse thanks fil.

DO YOU WANT SOME RETARD WITH THAT SPECIAL?

Hey Raymi

It’s been a while since I’ve written to you, and last night Nate and I (Nate
as in emo-Nate of fourtyblocks who is on his first trip ever
outside of the US) got drunk were calling random bloggers around Canada and
we wished we could’ve called you but neither of us had your number so we
decided emailing you in the morning would be the next best thing.

I don’t have the internet which blows and is why my blog sucks balls right
now, and I was also wondering how you’ve been? Nate says you’ve been
painting and that they’re really good so I guess that’s cool. I want to
check out your blog but stupid internet filters won’t let me at your site
because it says it’s pornography.

I thought that was kind of funny. The only blog I can actually manage to get
to is ciavarro‘s which is also funny because his should probably be filtered
above all of ours.

Anyways, miss you. Hope you’re doing well. Write back sometime soon because
Nate’s only here until Monday morning.

He says, “We just want to get drunk and talk to Raymi!”

Ciao Bella,

- Kira

P.S: He looks older in real life than his pictures.

i have a garbillion photos to shuffle thru from what is gayest to least gay and i have a massive headache and my body hurts from 8 hours of solid sun and drinking yesterday with fil and pitt.

pitt works it out

pylons&drunkards

blue jays rocker

even mormons like to rock

4pm drunkening

BYAH!

pitt learns the harbourfront security guy after 8 hours of solid beering.

pitt gay?

i laugh like a huge retard.

ok so the first wedding we are going to is very important because it’s the wedding of that chick who called me a try-hard the first day we met and she is marrying one of fil’s childhood chums and he is in the wedding party and i don’t even get to sit with him anyway she calls me a try-hard basically the first day we met and when i asked if i was invited to the stag she said ARE YOU GOING TO BE THE STRIPPER in front of fil’s friend’s parents and grandparents during the 5 course meal that SHE was preparing for us all now i’m not an expert in the WHO IS A REAL TRY-HARD department oh wait YES I AM.

anyway YOU FUCK WITH ME AND I WILL SHOW UP TO YOUR OUTDOOR WEDDING IN A DRESS THAT LOOKS ALMOST WHITE AND JET BLACK HAIR AND THE HIGHEST FUCKING HEELS IN THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTIME YOU OR ANYONE ELSE LOOKS AT ME FLUFFY PINK HAPPINESS CLOUDS PART THE BEAUTIFUL BLUE SKIES AND ALL THE LITTLE ANIMALS OF THE FOREST REST ON MY SHOULDERS AND SNOW WHITE AND CINDERELLA TAKE ME AWAY IN A CARE BEAR CAR ETC AND SO ON AND YOU WILL CRY YOUR HEAD OFF.

congratulations.

wow i guess i just can’t let this go.

it’s not even that i can’t let her comments go, this chick just straight-up SUCKS, we saw her about a month ago and yep STILL SUCKS. she tried to make convo with me and i gave her cold shoulder all weekend long because THAT’S WHAT AWESOME PEOPLE DO.