i am a rock star.

look whose stupid face is on the rom website here and here.

OH and i just totally won a pair of leafs tickets on the radio GOOD THING I LISTEN TO THE RADIO!

me: google image search PEAMEAL

merkley???: never heard that word

me: peameal bacon?
back bacon
canadian bacon
omg
wiki+peameal
super delicious and fattening
peameal

me: i am wearing a rush sweatshirt

merkley???: dood

me: it fits awesome
it is black

merkley???: you’re such a canadian

me: and homemade
i bought it in nyc you dick

merkley???: bacon
hockey
rush

me: ok sorry you are right

me: do you like that i keep apologizing like a canadian

merkley???: yes and i read it with a canadian accent
sore
ee
not sar ee

me: well you are canadian merkley so i think you have committed treason cos you dont know what back bacon is

merkley???: yeah
sad
i know back bacon

me: oh so you are also a liar

merkley???: i just never heard peameal

me: oh ok

me: fil said this
Phil: no no the back bacon is coated in pea meal, as in meal made from peas
he knows everything

merkley???: ah i see
like dried peas ground up?

me: like cornmeal except peas

merkley???: sounds yummy

me: tho its yellow so i dunno
you dont even taste the stuff
its just to make the fat stand out more

Phil: i guess – like corn meal, except it’s peas

me: OH
i hate you

me: i just told fil i hate him

OH HERE WE GO

Phil: Canadian bacon is a term used in the United States and Canada, but with differing meanings. In the United States it refers to any lean meaty cut of bacon, and is primarily used as a pizza topping. In Canada, Canadian bacon, which is also known as peameal bacon, refers to a specific variety of unsmoked lean bacon that has been sweet pickle-cured and coated in yellow cornmeal. Other proteins, such as turkey and beef, can be made in the style of Canadian bacon by employing this same sweet pickle and cornmeal process. Canadian bacon, as in the American interpretation (Back Bacon) actually is rarely eaten by Canadians unless in fast food breakfast sandwiches from American chain restaurants.

me: thanks prof

Phil: but note that it says it is coated in cornmeal – at some point in its history they must have used meal made from peas, hence the name

me: yes

Phil: maybe i will have another peameal bacon sandwich for lunch
nick asked me yesterday how birds see
cuz he was looking at one with eyes on either side of its head
and i got this look in my eye (you know the one)
and explained the difference between wall-eyed view, and stereoscopic

me: omg
does he hate you now
hahaha

Phil: like chickadees or finches or whatever we were looking at has eyes on either side so they can see predators coming

me: FIL I AM NOT THE ONE WHO ASKED

Phil: whereas birds of prey like an owl has both eyes on the front so it can better focus for hunting
oh sorry

we watched marie antoinette again last nite well half of it and look what i noticed:

my boyfriend stay away he is MINE!

there are lots of pervy pictures of me on fil’s flickr.

just saying.

read this.

‘More room for me’

“i’d like to think i’m establishing something with all this work i put into my blog, laying the foundation, i dunno, something like it, something so i won’t have to always explain myself to people who do not blog or read them.”

me: people are talking outside our door and i have to take a crap
and it [bathroom] is near the door
GO AWAY

Bostick: i hate that

me: TALK INSIDE YOUR FUCKING APARTMENT

Bostick: smoking?

me: talking
ladies
boring old lady talk

Bostick: yeah

me: i am going to look at them thru the peephole

Bostick: is it going to be loud?

me: they are talking about orange essence cleaner
they wont go away
fuck off

Bostick: turn up the tv real loud

me: seriously
no i like spying
even though i hate them
man if i was in the bath right now i would have to sit very still so they couldnt hear the water

Bostick: slide a go away note under the door
open the door and flip your hair and cut your eyes at them
then shut it

me: this is prolly pay back for us being up late drinking and talking loud
playing guitar hero

Bostick: they are still out there?
wtf

me: ok they said goodbye
took them forever

i really enjoyed marie antoinette, the costumes, the food, the boozing and gambling oh so elaborate. kirsten’s tiny tiny tiny waist. swoon. her not getting any action was pretty frustrating to witness, quite. i’m glad we don’t see her head being cut off that would have depressed me. why did the king cut her head off? let me know. they say she was the first victim of bad press, tabloids all that. sucky. too bad there wasn’t internet back then i would have written on my marie antoinette blog YOU ARE ALL COCK-LICKING LIARS I DID NOT SAY LET THEM EAT CAKE THAT IS THE LAMEST ZING EVER! also there are a ton of fountains that have functioning plumbing and all that shooting up water action how would that have been possible back then? the soundtrack is very good i regret not picking it up at urban outfitters around christmas time.

it was sad when the king died the king before jason schwartzman became king i do not know anything about roman numerals so fuck off anyway he is dying and he has to get rid of his mistress slut cos she’s a harlot and the priests won’t let him do confession so they send her off and then he is in his last moments and he asks for her and they say she’s left and he cries SO BRUTAL that chick was his happiness, his companion all of that and in his last moments he cannot be comforted by her i would destroy everyone in that room.

oh i liked the long pretentious silence at the beginning of the movie just after the movie company’s logo is on and the opening credit’s roll, way to go, blew my mind, clap clap.

good and important news everyone!

MY HAIR FITS UNDER MY ARMPITS NOW ALL BY ITSELF

i’m like hanging in the kitchen you know no biggie making espresso and my hair is all dangling like a mermaid and some snagged in my armpits HOLLA!

i’m sorry if you can’t deal with my beauty right now and have to secretly hate me in your beds and cry over the phone but in my comments are all I LOVE YOU RAYMI. i understand. thank you for being there when i was fatter and had shorter hair that was really nice of you almost like you didn’t care about my looks and liked me for things like my talent and personality you know ugly girl things.

I AM KIDDING!

now i need a tan.

sorry for being looks-focused it’s a terrible family trait from my mom’s side everything i harp on her for right now i will eventually be doing myself save for the brazillian waxes that’s fucking nasty.

last nite we did not drink alcohol i did not even feel like it ok i thought about it a few times cos there is scotch and gin in in the freezer but didn’t touch it and i didn’t put my face in a bunch of hamburgers or chocolate bars or chips like i always want to do on sober nites, we had a delicate whimsical salad very light and i have lost more weight.

speaking of whimsical i am noticing people on the www. using that word now and i KNOW i brought it back, i saw it on gofugyourself and on perezhilton and somewhere else i forget but i know they took it from me. i hope marie antoinette is in at the video store i want to watch it tonite aimoo is coming over and we are going to have sushi/sashimi insert girl nite fish joke here.

oh i just googled marie antoinette and now i need to wear a corset and dainty gloves.

why is perez hilton always hating on kirsten dunst? is it because paris hilton doesn’t like her or said something and he has to abide by that wonky-eyed ostrich? i love kirsten dunst LEAVE HER ALONE PEREZ HILTON!

me: im so bored i just cleaned the bathroom
that sugar/caffeine drink gives you major crashes when it wears off

Phil: yikes

me: yeah i feel retarded

Phil: bored = productive!!!

me: and i need to have more

Phil: dont become a junkie

me: duh

Phil: you should get into drinking tomato juice for a high

me: HAAHAHAHHAHA
that was the loserest comment ever

Phil: hahah yes ungh embarassed