merkley???: so i see fil has loosened on the “no bush” rule so long as HE takes the photo. nice
that’s a big moment for you two
so many more possibilities for your mutual blogging

me: huh
everyone in my comments is like thats sooooo merkley
like you created pussy

merkley???: nah they are talking about the composition and color and the fact you are accessorized
it’s not merkley to include bush

me: the accessories were last minute

merkley???: i rarely include bush

me: i was about to shower
my face is totally gross

merkley???: but yeah the composition is vaguely resemblant

me: ive posed in the shower before
BEFORE I KNEW YOU MERKLEY
ha

merkley???: ha
well your readers are more observant
i thought the same thing

me: you did?

merkley???: but of course you are influenced by NOTHING

me: i didnt think of u at all

merkley???: you didnt take the picture

me: i thought hey fil im super tanned come take my picture

merkley???: fil gets the credit for the pic
not raymi

me: then i put on necklaces cos they hang on the door by the shower
and my pervert hat was also in the bathroom
voila, pictures

merkley???: anyway it’s one of fils best compositions
haha

me: wtf i posed in it
i get no credit

merkley???: you get credit as a model
so good job

me: and production assistant

merkley???: and as a styist

me: yes

merkley???: but fil composed it and thats what most sets it apart from a regular snapshot

me: im going to put more bush on my blog so people get tired of it as much as they are tired of my tits until it doesnt mean anything anymore, as it shouldn’t even to begin with

merkley???: i have noticed that he is more careful and deliberate lately

me: my mom and i had a super long email fight when i put up bush pics last week that i eventually took down (not cos of her)

merkley???: yeah bush is a complicated thing
i avoid it for the most part
mostly because it attracts an undesirable audience

me: yes it does
but it can be artistic
it covers up a lot but alludes to what is being covered up

merkley???: no matter how pertinent it is to a piece of art, a bunch of douchebags show up just to zoom in
i’m not at all anti-genital in art
i just am anti-douchebag
and with free genitals comes douchebags with boners

me: you cant not do something cos of douchebags tho
ban them

merkley???: i’m also not one to be upstaged

me: by genitals?

merkley???: and genitals are notorious for their massive upstaging
but yeah — i have ZERO issues with it other than having to deal with douchebags — it’s simply a lifestyle choice for me

me: right
oh man i have a moustache zit
painful
and do you have to be a certified retard to get a flickr account or something

merkley???: i’m a little surprised your mom was so anti

me: yeah shes a hypocrite

merkley???: she’s all braggy about the erotica stuff

me: shes like its your sacred area bla bla im like get off my blog

i’m searching online for kiddie pools, this summer is going to be a scorcher, fil says have fun filling it up with cup after cup after tiny cup of water. that’s it no kiddie pool for fil’s feet.

this is an obnoxiously low ranking, considering…

STREETBONERSANDTVCARNAGE linked my mariokart penis video! yay the cool kids acknowledged me.

that bridge is totally a penis look! you see it three times!

pass.

new favourite hangout alert, sorry the victory, you lose this time.

then sass showed up.

oh god this place is so cute.

mirrors everywhere

i can easily see reserving this little room for a private party.

then home to water our plants and make margaritas and steak. yesterday was such a nice day and now i have a zit that will never go away.

the name of this interpretive dancing retard is EPIC.

i just found out i get to smash a gibson guitar thursday morning at 7am for the hardrock cafe 30th anniversary, 30 people in all will be smashing guitars. that’s the morning after the nxne opening party, i’m gonna be hung.

the others be here.

i don’t even care anymore, i’m on my period, my boosh is the size of the ussr, and it’s HOT.

oh frisbee.

little red buttons all up the back.

not only does fil not know the muffin man (who lives on drury lane), he doesn’t even know the song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (as in never ever before this moment even HEARD of it)

how can i BE with someone like this???????????????? like, who ARE you?

i just asked him where the muffin man was (cid) and he says what huh i don’t know what? then i said oh he must be on drury lane, which was met with more confusion.

i just played him a techno remix version of the song, it didn’t help at all.

that’s saturday so far guys. there’s work to be done on this beautifulish day, sigh.

oh yeah, i’m better than you because i left this message on nicole richie’s myspace wall and she didn’t delete it yet, so that means she is in love with me right now and in the event of deletion i’m EXTRA better than you because i got someone as cuckoo bananas as nicole richie to think i’m crazy.

i made this for you, it’s the only piece that didn’t sell wtf.

xo raymi

update: i’m being punished for yesterday’s day of fun in the sun, it’s so hot and nice out and i am stuck inside woooooooooooorking.

and now it is time to jazz-the-fuck-out…

if i woke up totally hung and this psychedelic blur was in my face i would shoot it.

why is my little brother dressing up in pink mom?

hahah you can see my underwear.

these are the tightest things ever when i got that pink zebra medley on alicia could not believe it cos these are from her dancing days i forget when, many many smaller sizes ago. i think i stretched that pink one out cos i’m 5’8 and she is 5’something littler (not ‘8).

oh and those dresses were sold out, i got a cute little picnic blanket checked shirt instead with a little red bow on it i’ll show you later.

BYE!

oh and i have no eyes in these cos i didn’t paint them on cos i thought we were beaching it which didn’t happen but margaritas did and then i needed a nap.

hahaha way to spell my name, old navy.