so i guess i should tell you that before we went out on thursday, sass, myself and britt went down to the park outside our building and chastised the bad kids for tearing off a gigantic branch from a tree and generally being total asshole kids and when i say chastised i am underplaying a bit, going down there i knew i would completely lose my cool before i lost it, no matter. here is a medley of things said to these dweebs:

how would you like me to come to where you live and fuck up a tree?

do you like being stupid little kids cos that’s what you look like right now.

vandalism!

disrespectful!

we see you here all the time and we’re sick of you destroying this park how do you feel knowing that little kids are going to come here tomorrow and all this trash and destroyed branches are littered everywhere?

then britt said some shit about the environment.

then we were locked out and had to call fil to let us back in.

anyway, fuck those kids.

was a bad idea

oh and so was the shawarma

i am retiring myself from the party scene

shwagbag goodies arranged by fil:

and so it begins at the drake for the SDTC estrogen fest.

complimentary vodka is always a good idea at the time.

elizabeth’s new shoes.

and now on to the rest of the sloppy mess evening, i just want to state that right now i hate myself and i am too embarrassing for this world. i ruined every video i took last nite by thumbs upping in them and hiccupping for an hour straight.

1985 called they say what’s up.

elizabeth purposely blinks in every photo cos she thinks it’s funny, well, it isn’t.

hiccupping like mad at this point.

check the haterade going on behind us, ungh it’s called ENJOYING YOURSELF LADIES.

sugary booze evil.

alicia and joe showed up for a bit then left w/o saying bye, something must have pissed them off, i know it wasn’t me cos i’m perfect.

sass decided to climb a wall and this guy decided to join her. oh and she blogged last nite also.

sick!

class.

everyone this is britt’s hat she wanted you to know that.

and a nice christian time was had by all the end good night today is going to be rough.

i’m so lucky i get to run around with that thing on my nose today!

yeah copy this one people

oh man i did not see this one coming. yay new internet meme.

and if you give me shit about those guys here is that classic cat power with her pubes hangin’ out picture that is equally disgusting:

beef n oxtail.

i discovered a massive white head on the bridge of my nose, it was basically 3-in-1 and took several squeezes, ugh i know sorry, and now i look like i have a massive burn on my nose. great! magnifico!

may save this beast for tomorrow nite instead, it’s kinda chilly out, feh we’ll see how lazy i am. cut dress shorter now it’s all punk slobrock frayed.

how we dry our hair

hi guys we stayed in with my eye sty last nite and watched tv in bed and then saw a commercial for irish cream blended with ice and peeled it to the wine store (they sell a bailey’s rip-off there) and fil made me go in, i felt sheepish like hey yeah saw you yesterday ungh anyway fil drank the entire bottle mostly, i should’ve gotten wine instead i can’t deal with the creamy. i also saw a commercial for creme brulee and so i went into dominion but couldn’t find any and it smelled bad in there too so i grabbed a tiny piece of tiramisu (terrible) and a bottle of caramilk chocolate milk! i’m drinking the rest of it right now in my espresso, best idea ever!

this was the loser outfit i was actually going to wear out in public yesterday to see eliz (bailed out we both feel sick, we as in me and fil):

nothing says hi i missed you like greasy piece of dick ensemble.

this is me right now:

i know you geniuses are frothing for an update so i’ll hit publish now then add some more garbage to this in a second.

fil brought us home some pasta and risotto and a chicken/brie kaiser sammich last nite, we fight about how he doesn’t bring me home snacks while i sit around starving all day long and he says it’s cos there are only pasta dishes and sandwiches to choose from (raymi diet no-no’s) but last nite i said fuck it and chowed down, i swear i haven’t had pasta in over a year (vermicelli doesn’t count that’s rice noodles) anyway holy crap i forgot what it tasted like, it was like, a buttery explosion in my mouth jeez louise i was going OH MAN OH MAN the entire time sitting up honest injun in bed and fil was flabbergasted oh what a show like this chick seriously gave up pasta for a long ass time. then of course ten minutes later i felt completely sick cos i was also shot-gunning risotto and that sandwich too, no matter, the cabinets here on penis lane are fully stocked with eno.

oh look more rain on the agenda today!