wait sorry, more like this:

JUST RELAX YOUR FUCKING FACES OFF FOR A SEC AND I’LL BE RIGHT DOWN TO PULL IT OUT OF THE WASHER MYSELF YOU PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE WEEKEND KILLJOYS WHOSE LIVES REVOLVE AROUND LAUNDRY THE ONLY REASON WE ARE DOING IT TODAY IS COS FIL IS OUT OF UNDERWEAR EVEN THOUGH HE HAS TEN MILLION PAIRS!

normally i never allow weekend loads cos it forces you to stick around a couple extra hours.

spiderman on one side

venom on the other? punisher? bad punisher?

HAHHAhAHHAhAHHAhA haahahahaahahha.

oh and facebook keeps trying to trick me into the new format, should i succumb or stay put?

and OMG bernie mac is dead!? wtf!?

wearing that shirt while riding my bike up to bloor with the wind pounding in my direction was so brutal, when wind hits this shirt it’s essentially a goddamn sail, it was pretty pathetic trying to fight the wind and make a green light. see my new golden elvis shades. all i pine for are big old lady vintage sunglasses like the ones i had last summer that bit the dust i don’t remember how, and the only sunglasses available in kensington are those dumb kanye west things and yeah, basically anything kanye west ever shitted up.

matt convinced me to get this, i’m so glad he did, thanks matt!

after watching royal tennenbaums last nite and all of gwyneth’s striped lacoste dresses i just couldn’t resist.

got fil a shirt too, i hope it fits, no refunds or exchanges, fil’s prom was in ’89 right? heh.

matt has fluorescent shoes addiction.

it’s 08/08/08 does this mean i get to drink a 2-4? (do the math)

ok that wasn’t funny.

gee i sure can’t wait til 09/09/09 you guys!

oh look, the perfect meal for that person always on the run!

chad has an interesting idea for all those stolen bikes.

on the menu tonite

for the next egg white scramble

bike light, had to return the green bell, neither fit on a road bike (fil’s) and bells such as those are heard to get and have to be made specially.

great read, halfway through, reminds me to write about the year i lived in the crawford street ghetto house. thanks chloe.

i am neurotic.

teeth clippers

Whenever I see or think about toe nail clippers, I imagine someone using them on my two front teeth to crack them apart and it makes my teeth “hurt”.

stephinator did a little drop-in to bring me romantic strawberries cos i said they were gay which was basically the go ahead i guess? then we went for a little walkies and i sent her back to work after begging her to play hooky. she’s comin’ round after. so i went-a clothes browsing, even though i am attending a clothing-swap tonite which reminds me i have to get on sortin’ through my lame-o cast-aways asap.

this guy 50% off, size 6, wasn’t feeling it, the details are nice but just didn’t look very flattering. i have to say i’m pretty bummed over the renovation of the bloor h&m, so unnecessary and way less crap to choose from.

pass.

passed on these too and they are so cheap, didn’t fit as tight as i had hoped and the bottom hem is slightly bubbled, so over.

oh great what fun it is to watch your bike get pounded when you just want to go homezzzzzz.

dinnerz is served.

finally went in that little cheese shoppe in the manulife centre and was stoked to discover the meats on offer. will def. bring fil back.

7.99 same price as grocery store frozen “gourmet” deals. there is even a 40 dollar frozen pizza! it had avocado and other stuff on it like gold, frankincense and myrrh.

second shitty luck thing today (first was biking home in the cold rain half naked with frozen goods in my bag rubbing up against my wet rained on body if i’m lucky i’ll get pneumonia) i had to throw it all out, shards got all mixed in, sigh. avert your eyes from the dirty floor thank you.

but a sick-ass top balances it all out. i covered the label so you can’t all run out and get the same one. ha. there is another one slightly like it in blue that looked ever so magical on me, stopped myself at just one thing, i will probably be wearing it in a dream tonite.

and here are the rest of the archives of aug. 2007

look out, dad’s on the scene!

omfg AGABI!!!!!!!!!!!

my name is john daker, wait for him.

if you want that namibia is for lovers! shirt go to goldenfiddle and yes i am their new junky model and yes i meant new as in old and junky as in drunky.

say yes to my crack

oh taco <3 it is dick jokes HEAVEN!

oh and our type of music is party rock or music to suck dicks by.

poetry makes me want to kill myself

do you want to hear a story about fil’s and i’s friday nite passionate sleepwalking lovemaking or do you want to pass?

breakfast sex

some island vids.

Ryan: i had a dream you sold me a faulty pontoon boat
and stole most of my super nintendo games

i know you all think i’m a self-indulgent know it all arrogant dick with all these asshole opinions

bang lime at lee’s was a good time.

which is your favourite lindsay lohan?

she said come back and visit us when you are married hello nice as hell much?

girl time post

let me know if you want to be in my full house club

ran out of vodka?

you can’t afford these lamps, lamps.

me: i think that men should be forced to pay for half of their gf’s purses cos we carry all their shit and they hound us WHERE IS YOUR PURSE I NEED SOMETHING and they go thru it constantly and re-arrange all your junk

then i said i don’t want to be with someone who always makes me carry the movie.

i won a magoggy and you didn’t.

i still would like fil to deliver his opinion to a gaggle of chicks at whatever next art hipster shithead party comes up, hot fil arrives and says excuse me but you made my penis die

happy bday samir

and made everything a race-thing when actually everything was about how aggressive, argumentative and irritating he is.

should i leave a passive aggressive note or not?

i am never saying bye to anyone ever again EVER from a cab

when i was done talking about myself, we went home.

me: doofy scenesters would think you were a legend with your retarded stories

we can hug it out betty.