Probably one of the more retarded videos I’ve made. This song is awesome and if you’ve seen the video you’ll “get it”. You’ll also note that we have moved a painting, looks good there. Good and cray.

And here is a retro raymi video of me dancing to buttons THREE YEARS AGO. Feels like longer.

Woah. Chill out H&M.

With makeup on I will look a lot better. Going to buy my outfit today. Stoked. This is just a regular casual outfit haha.

Blablablee blablabloo. Bye!

Where is my neck, or wow I gotta long neck. I look like a midget.

Baby fun to watch strikes again. There will be flames and whip cream painted on me, I will have whip cream cans for props and I guess now I have to spray it everywhere, I’ll keep it clean haha yeah right. Um yeah, will be a great time. I’m dancing to Buttons by Sia, just made a cute dance video to it. Hamming it up like cray, craying it up like ham. Jaja. When he gets back from shopping (and is making me dinner!)(march break rules!) I’ll compress and upload as for now I gotta shower. Going shopping for cray things tomorrow, then I guess Wednesday go away somewhere and Bechnique can have a Stella love affair walk party? And on Sunday night I’m going away with the cougs to a spa and to party on Niagara on the Lake then shopping over the border. C’est fantastique.

Misfit table.

ok back to work!

Gourmet grilled cheese. Was kind of gross, Was not feeling the gouda, took the second half home to be more grossed out while watching the wickerman.

We missed brunch and figured out a way around it: hangover poutine. A fried egg with bacon on poutine. Ok there.

And then this duderino in a sunbeam.

We sat on the Bride’s side and I looked around and noticed that I didn’t recognize anyone yet then across the aisle on Clem’s side was everyone I know haha, dope. Doesn’t matter, I know the bride too and who cares anyway the ceremony was not at all uptight, people and kids roving around taking photos, lots and lots of photos so I fit right in. I was like there is no way no photography rules at an asian wedding lol. I am a harajuku nerdypants groupie anyhow except not a tourist about it like gwen, I’ve had hello kitty on my brain since before high school and have all the stickers and crap to prove it.

It was nice to be in this room, I went to a Medieval ball with Melodie last year and had nice past and present memories at the recpetion, and was happier that I was way thinner and everyone (EVERYONE) noticed and commented on it. Clem your bar makes girls fat.

Le sigh.

Yay!

Well at least the peace sign isn’t as bad as duck face and is a moveable object not affecting my face, right?

Great hair day. Thanks Mythic Oil.

That blond hair comes in handy it sure does.

A most fabulous night.

It was a fun meal. It wasn’t brunch and it wasn’t lunch. Clearly I am still muchos retardedo. I got my you know what way ahead of schedule thanks to this guy.

That guy. We kept our sunglasses on the whole time jajaja.

Where is my sprite?

Gimme a break the sun is in my eyes and I am surprised my hair looked even that good.

Blue skies make everything worth it.

Barely 12 hours earlier.

Can’t wait to check out mystery camera.

I’m sure a lot will be bad and a lot will be rad.

I was pretty close to wearing a sparkle dress too. Sequins are mega in right now. Get ready to start adopting the trend then hating it, though I don’t think I will as they belong in burlesque world for forever.

Great dance times can only imagine the photos of me. Cringe. Heheh.

Hi Alicia! Cool gif thank yew for making it. Ghostface was a solid time too bad you didn’t get on stage with me (your fault!) see ya real soon. I have to plan my dance/costume now. Totally going to pacific mall, I have to look like this by Friday. I will be body painted too.

Did I catch it??

Going for it haha.

She tossed it to the little girls in front. Fine. Lol.

Open bar star haha.

Just let me take this baby and I’ll be on my way.

Told the mum I’ll see him in 18 years jajaja. he was smiling and staring at me during the ceremony, I was the only blond in sight and stuck out like cray.

Gorgeous Casa Loma reception right? Ahhhh. And it was our 1 year anniversary! Dreamy. He looked great too. Good thing I made fun of his other suit.

Gorgeous. Congrats Sabrina and Clem! Finally! Jokes jokes. Man the speeches were great, everyone said all the things I expected them to say about Clem needing to settle down and how happy the family is for them, we got weepy I believe. Aww. I steeled myself from bawling, refused to. Normally I am hosed and sobby, a nice ugly table cry letting everyone know how mentally fragile we all are right? Well not for me this time!

She changed into a red dress for dinner, it’s chinese good luck to wear red.

Made it right in time and there was an atm in the foyer ba-boom! Kay more tomorrow it’s tv time, simpsons is sucking.

After party at central then clem split to do the thing and then we of course rolled in on rebecca’s and serge and matt were there, they liked our fancy outfits. By this point I couldn’t pose any more.

Okay this background is lots more regal.

Oh Clem. Fabulous!!

ps. I brought mystery camera, haven’t looked at it yet though but I bet those shots will be fantastique.

Rebecca’s video is funny too. Now we watch wickerman if it is on netflix. Hope so.

Update: no Wicker man :(. update: wicker man :).

Wedding hung!

Over one shoulder, becoming second skin, or hair. Treat it like it’s real hair attached to your head and it becomes more believable. And will be less awkward to dance in.

Just passin’ through officer. Yes this is my real hair.

They call me Raspberry cotton candy Raymi. Well, they do now.

Dress up is pretty fun, transforms your personality and tells a story I look like I could be up to so many things.

Good wig choice.

Ooh nice calf muscle.

That was my grandmother’s scarf. Kerchief. I’ll wear it to the castle wedding with this dress today, perfect. Still need a shawl/throw or I will freeze.

You can’t see anything. Burn.

Oh but of course right. Nudism is on a whole new level now with a wig.

Oh hey guys.

Yesterday afternoon after website meeting. It’s happening. Slowly, eventually, happening.

Teacher had my bank card (dummy!) so I was forced to walk home in the cold wind and could not do my chores/errands because he was getting a suit, so I walked home with the wind in my face trying to get a mitten on for blocks it was hell, frozen hell, but the sunshine made it tolerable no matter how thawed and frostbit my nose was when I got home. I rocked out to the ipod and it got me jacked for summer. And for partying.

Thanks again Lindsay! Now I want an iphone. This thing mocks me.

Bryan said he sucks at taking pics. I believe you.

Yep yep looking regal, espesh with them pants down around your legs. This is how I shop, the luxury of skinny. I grab one item, no pile, change as fast as cray and then get the heck out of there. I tried on one other dress but the medium was too big and they were out of smalls. Too bad, it was very sparkly, slick and nude. Nude is my thing. Always. If it is beige, I want it.

Back again so soon?

It was freezing and now we can see how Stella got her look, it’s around my neck. I should have worn it all g20 bandit style cos of that wind to protect my massive nose.

I look like Fantastic Mr. Fox. I wish.

There’s a smile. World officially turned on now.

That choker is vintage and heavy. Bought it in Kensington market.

What do we call this pose? The oh hi guys it’s a photograph.

One of my new poses. I have to get the distance between my legs less vast to make it look a little more casual.

I shoved the garbage can in to the last stall as I always do, bad placement assuming there are other mirror snapping bitches out there once in awhile.

I wore my teeniest bra too, it’s the shirt, it’s very shrunken I think it came from Stephy, who is like, an ant. Hi!!!! Miss you.

Team Jaja.

I’m going to call the salon and ask them how long my roots need to be before I come back for transformational hair day. That braid is coming in handy but I am also in like with my roots now (actually a lot of severe hatred too of course in between showerings it can look a little too Parkdale) but after playing around with this wig, which is just a pink version of platinum, I am wishy washy about going dark. Long and light is a wonderful thing.

After rollder derby going to cray palisades aka Rebecca’s place.

Hi!

ID? Um, I left it in the car.

Have a nice day!

I am sailor moon. I thought he was taking pictures of me and not this dumb video ugh. The bangs are so big they kill me.

We have a wiener!

I told Stella if she was going to be in my photos she had to dress up too. She is still wearing her nice kerchief like a lady and trying to mooch an horderve out of me.

The bangs are going to have to be flattened down or what do you do with wig bangs? Now to nail down a song. It has to be THE PERFECT ONE. Suggestions definitely welcome, leave youtube links or artist/track please. Think, what would Junko Mizuno do? Next Friday is just around the corner. Here‘s the FB event again. First we will be at Narhwal THEN the after party burlesque performances will be at the Bovine. Freak crawl! Jajajaja.

I look like these toys I used to have when I was a kid, I can’t remember WTF was that show called they were in outerspace and they glowed in the dark, moon something? urg.

This show! I have asked this before here lol when someone remembers and tells me I’ll drag up that post.

update: moon dreamers. Thanks Bechnique!

Last night’s wicked party!

And sky!