I remember this kid in rockland, maine was very friggin’ impressed by a cd I had. It’s so icredibly remote in that place that compact discs are deemed luxury fancy items. Meh. Listnin’ to black eyed peas with esthero before black eyed peas went all gay and got that hussy to join em’. I dig those little shorty shorts she wears in that hey mama video, they’re red with strings and almost pass for gotchies – jumpin’ music, swift dj, smoke machines and laser rays, look out weekend cuz here I come because weekend’s the word, the word.
it’s totally awesome when u show up at yer auntie’s 75th bday party in a hot hawaiian dress and get completely soused and spill wine and champagne everywhere and take retarded photos.
today it is my birthday. i don’t care. ok i do i’m lying but i’m pretending not to care because i’m a nothing loser who does nothing good on her birthday that is ever cool ebough. ok i’m lying again but i don’t care. yesterday we tied one on and my cousin fell three times and once into this baseboard heater and also spilled a drink on this guy’s couch too. glorious.
