famous erratic people being angry with you is amazing.

i was just eating the shit out of some chips and i ate a few hairs. i fell asleep on my front in the sun in my bikini in the backyard and had crazy dreams and sweated like crazy all over the towel. i’m sweating like crazy every nite. i wake up drenched right thru the pillow even. pshaw?

what a drag it is getting old.

sue me mick jagger

regan called me 4 in the morning i was at noels and she was an e-tard and had already propositioned ndidi and i was her choice two and even said oh so i’m second place maybe if you called me first and i said come over here then and be with us and she said no i just want to be with a woman alone and then she called back ten minutes later begging for me and i said no i kinda like this guy so i didn’t go to her but then noel sends me a you are going to hate this email message dumping me a few weeks later anyway. regan, i blew it.

boondock saints – hot film. woah. not only kuz the irish dudes are hot city, just kuz of the violence and guns and toilet landing on the russian guy from the top of a building. i want to get a hail mary tattooed on my neck now.

here i am with scooby. i know i look like total ass. this is when no one would swim with me because i was constantly urinating in the pool. blerp.

the truest little boy

blonty is balmy

i got stung on the ass by a bee this one time i was peeing on the grass behind my backyard with brooke kuz no one was home so we just went there. we were making forts in the garage out of cardboard boxes and dirty blankets. sarah was there too. i ran all the way to kim’s to tell my mum about the bee sting and i pulled down my pants and showed everybody my ass and i was crying.

i rule.

I’ve a Big One says:

bony maronie

raymi the minx says:

yo hussla

raymi the minx says:

whats the word

I’ve a Big One says:

there is no word

I’ve a Big One says:

i’m stuck at my family’s in kitchener

I’ve a Big One says:

i punched the shit out of my own face last week and got arrested for it

raymi the minx says:

oops i was wearing my shirt half inside out and all twisted up all morning til now

raymi the minx says:

idiot

I’ve a Big One says:

then i missed court yesterday

raymi the minx says:

u can get arrested for that?

I’ve a Big One says:

well i also kicked out a window

raymi the minx says:

wow your life is like an action hero’s

I’ve a Big One says:

yeah i wish

raymi the minx says:

give me shit on toronto people

I’ve a Big One says:

most toronto people are lamos

I’ve a Big One says:

i’m going to be in a play jeremy is doing at the drake

raymi the minx says:

herehehr

I’ve a Big One says:

i am pretty much dissallowed in most social scenes in toronto

I’ve a Big One says:

i smoked the craziest shit last night

I’ve a Big One says:

i thought my brain was trying to talk to me from across the room

I’ve a Big One says:

and i realized i can’t write when i’m stoned

raymi the minx says:

dad stepped out so im gonna smoke a j now

raymi the minx says:

and caress my hangover

I’ve a Big One says:

you live with your poppa?

raymi the minx says:

yeh fer now

raymi the minx says:

fucking cat is in my face

I’ve a Big One says:

i hate that

I’ve a Big One says:

i have to live with my mom, grandma, and lil sister for now as well

raymi the minx says:

why

raymi the minx says:

cuz u are retarded

I’ve a Big One says:

very much so

raymi the minx says:

me too!

I’ve a Big One says:

not as much as me

raymi the minx says:

brb smoking j outside

I’ve a Big One says:

this girl from kitchener keeps trying to pick me up online

I’ve a Big One says:

but she is freaking me out

I’ve a Big One says:

she’s all into piercings and bondage

I’ve a Big One says:

like, fack oof

I’ve a Big One says:

it will be funnier one day

I’ve a Big One says:

when i’m all growed

I’ve a Big One says:

the girl called me vanilla

raymi the minx says:

how old is she

I’ve a Big One says:

prolly like 18 or 19

I’ve a Big One says:

she is too young and creepy

raymi the minx says:

ew gross

raymi the minx says:

my fucking cat thinks hes a mountain lion

raymi the minx says:

sorry fierce

I’ve a Big One says:

hah

I’ve a Big One says:

a few weeks before i got polluted at a vice party and asked some ttc cops if they knew

where i could buy some acid

I’ve a Big One says:

needless to say they ripped me off the train

raymi the minx says:

hahahahahahaha

i’ve a Big One says:

i shoved them and started going mental at yonge/bloor station which they required like 8 more cops to come

I’ve a Big One says:

i wasn’t even that drunk

I’ve a Big One says:

i just keep losing control